Faulkner

I dig bald Mannarino.

Such a sloppy performance. Sloane/Serena is 🔥 if both bring their A game.

Damn at Shapovalov. What a mess he’s made of this match.

Something’s going on with Mannarino. No one knows why his match with Zverev has been delayed. (Sascha’s just chillin’ shirtless watching the Shapo-Fritz match from his suite.) Mannarino was one of the people potentially affected by Benoit Paire testing positive for COVID.

From Greece 🇬🇷

If she weren’t on VH1, I’d probably recommend Michelle Visage as a moderator. She’s funny, quick, and sharp but also empathetic and sees through BS.

From Madrid, Spain 🇪🇸

Who would be a good replacement? I typically haven’t enjoyed moderators at reality-TV reunions. Gotta be gossipy and funny but fair, objective, and clear-eyed.

Konta’s out to Cirstea. Raonic is down 2 sets to 1 against his countryman, the pretty Popsicle.

It’s like beating a corpse.

Muguruza out to Pironkova. Garbiñe looked PISSED.

Not watching BH, but it’s been trending on Twitter all night, and Rinna, Erika, Teddi, and Kyle are getting pretty much pummeled everywhere you look.

From Punjab, India 🇮🇳

You reminded me of this, which used to play ALL THE TIME during the Australian Open:

Ugh, Caroline is gonna fool around and lose this match. EDIT: happy to be wrong. Pliskova may never have a better opportunity to make a push, but you never know with the women’s tour.

Anne Heche, Chrishell Stause, and Jesse Metcalfe have all been announced as part of this season’s Tyra Banks-hosted DWTS:

Some interesting revelations in this piece:

Heh.

From Tel Aviv 🇮🇱