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And, most important of all, is he still going by that ridiculous nickname "Sly"?

I realize John's forcing Marlena to keep the penthouse ("I'm Isabella's father, and I think that falls under child support") is something that's SUPPOSED to make him look heroic and manly; but, AFAIC, it just makes him look like a Class-A dick. And if she decides not to stay at the penthouse OR at your loft, John, what are ya gonna do? Are you gonna threaten to sue Doc for full custody of your love child? Great balls of fire, Rhett Butler, I DO believe I'm gettin' the vapors! Oh, well. At least Dee's looking fab in her newest pink outfit.

I thought so. Was Genie still on the show then? Knowing Ron Carlivati, I'm surprised he didn't have Bill, masquerading as Luke, seduce Laura, thereby making her a rape victim for the second time. Ron is ALL about the rapemances. And once again, the jackholes who write and produce these shows fail to understand that surprising the audience like that is NOT. THE POINT. I suspect it would have been the latter, and (we learn) that either Helena or Stavros was his captor and that he/she was in cahoots with Bill. She opens a Yoga studio? I'm just spitballing.

Agree. Plus, she really needed new writers. Madelyn Davis and Bob Carroll, Jr. were out-of-touch by the 1980's. Meanwhile, what is with the ratings for "Kate & Allie"? No matter what else was going on in each of those weeks, K&A stayed at no. 17.

Poor Jenilee Harrison. First, she gets treated like [!@#$%^&*] on "Three's Company;" then, she basically becomes the Kenny of DALLAS.

Fans must've REALLY hated Peter. But he'll be back.

What was the original story? Were we supposed to learn that Bill was still alive and had stolen Luke's identity?

"Life with Lucy" at no. 53. Such a sad ending for a true TV pioneer.

The cover makes it look as if Susan Lucci is photobombing Larry Lau and Kim Delaney.

I see where you're coming from, but...man...Sonny has burned through so many women, lol.

Well, if you can't see nuJulia with Drew, how 'bout her with whatever new role Howarth is playing at that moment.

Suddenly, I have this image of Stefano DiMera laughing maniacally as a caged Snowden moves ever so closer toward the acid.

I know. But you know they're going there.

Agree. I totally forgot about that. But, you know, if Julia were to return, I could see her in a triangle w/ Carly and Drew. I'm just saying.

There's no denying that TB remains as handsome as ever. (Well, ALMOST as handsome, lol.) But seriously. Philip and Nina should be there right now, helping Chance, as well as Abby, cope with all their problems.

Actually, Susan Haskell is only about a year younger than Crystal Carson.

He'll be back.

Chances are, if GH were to bring back Julia today, Frank would recast her with Susan Haskell.

Agree.

Am I alone in thinking Chance's mom and dad should be there to help him through his problems? They don't even need to bring back Thom Bierdz! Philip could be recast.

Me neither! CC just strikes me as an actor who's more trouble than she's worth. I still get pissed when I think about all the ways she has pandered to Otalia fans.

It'll end with Sharon giving him a hug at Crimson Lights and telling him everything will be okay. Amirite, @Paul Raven?

It'd be so nice to say this country has learned so much in the past ten years, but I'm afraid I'd be lying.