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Laura Carrington was just too pretty for words in that dress and veil.

I wonder how anyone could tell the difference between Isaac and a robot.

No, Ronn Moss returns...as Thorne.

No, Brooke kidnapped Caroline years ago (when everyone thought she was dying of leukemia) and has had her stashed in some secluded mansion!

I'm sorry, but I've seen "RT" so much, and I still have no clue what it stands for.

I got it (again)! We learn the entire run of B&B has been nothing more than a dream, and Bradley Bell tops DAYS' time jump with one of his own, turning the clock all the way back to 1987!

Thank God for Brandon Stoddard and his decision to revamp ABC's lineup with shows like "Moonlighting" and "thirtysomething." ABC's brand as the destination for escapist programming was beginning to wear thin. Don't forget the story where Dr. Adam Bricker was kidnapped and replaced with his evil doppelganger!

Well, I must admit, that slot seemed to work well for "Sisters," but I guess expectations for that show were low going in.

I wish some talk show host would run those clips while Meg Ryan was on their show. If only to see how she'd react.

But wait! There's more! "Deidre" becomes jealous when Marlena does such a good job as her stand-in for the Marlena/Samantha scenes that the director of "Marlena: the Miniseries" wants to replace her with Doc herself! Seeing a golden opportunity to stretch herself artistically slip through her soap diva fingers, "Deidre" (in quotes, because even though Dee's essentially playing herself, she's really an exaggerated version of herself) gets inspired by the script (and Marlena's own life story), stashes Marlena some place, and proceeds to impersonate Marlena and enlists none other than Hattie to play "Deidre." So, now you've got Dee playing "Deidre," and Marlena, and Hattie, and "Deidre" AS Marlena (and Samantha in the movie), and Hattie AS "Deidre." If that doesn't get her ass the Emmy, nothing will!

Why does Eric Martsolf always look stoned?

Cheryl Pollak was also on HOTEL MALIBU. Trust me, she isn't much of an actress.

I'm pretty sure Millee Taggart was the HW (and Paul Rauch the EP) for Dame Joan as Alex and the Richard story.

As Ann Romano would say, "Oh my Gawwwwwwwwwwd."

I think the bigger question is, who HASN'T slept with Kate?

Too bad Dennis Cole has passed away. You KNOW Bradley Bell would have hired him to play the real Eric.

Well, it IS Ron Carlivati we're talking about. The only thing that's keeping him from writing Craig the way he wants to - hitting up random cute guys in HTS and asking, flat-out, "Wanna [!@#$%^&*]?" - is today's equivalent of Network Standards and Practices.

I miss those days.

I still question how a gay man literally being tempted by the devil is supposed to be funny or titillating.

The team of Paul Rauch, Carolyn Culliton and Millee Taggart were really onto something at GL. It wasn't anywhere near as wonderful as the Nancy Curlee era, or even the early part of James Harmon Brown and Barbara Esensten's run, but it was the most consistently entertaining that the show had been in some time.

And just imagine the hilarity that would ensue as "Dee's good buddy," actor Wayne Northrop -- "y'know, the guy that played the limo driver on 'Dynasty'?" -- is cast to play "Roman," and he follows the real Roman around Salem, learning all he can about the guy? Of course, John wouldn't be able to stand who gets cast to play him, because he still remembered when he played the dad on that "godawful sitcom" with Sandy Duncan "and that Bateman kid." ("Do you HEAR the way he talks!? Tell me, Doc, do I sound like that when I talk?")

How desperate was THE LOVE BOAT to reverse its' falling ratings? THIS desperate! And I guess it wouldn't have been the '80's without the appearance of at least one Landers sisters. (Although, having both appear on the same episode might have been way too much of an already bad thing.)

I got it, too! Eric Forrester is not the real Eric Forrester. He's an impostor who stole the real Eric's identity. Therefore, none of the Forresters are actual Forresters. This sounds like something on "Wizards and Warriors."

I seriously would have dismissed the whole UFO thing as Fallon's brain tumor-induced hallucination. Always remember what Dionne (and Luther!) told you, @j swift: it's never too late for love.