SO FUNNY CAT . Thanks for doing this. Must took a lot of work

When Eden breaks down in the Baldwin living room Michael will flail his arms wildly to comfort her earning CLB his fourth Emmy.

Bingo!

the saddest part is how great this could be.

if...

the show wasnt so dark, twisted, and anti-woman.

the actres who plays eden was good.

the guy who plays ryder was good.

the characters were interesting.

the story was complex.

the writers knew what they were doing from start to finsih.

so yeah, this will suck...

EXACTLY! This could be a very compelling story... if all the ifs were in place!

SCENE: Crimson Lights

*sniff, sniff, boo hoo*

Uh... r u ok?

Go away, Abby. *hissssssssss*

Normally I would be doing cartwheels at the prospect of you having the sads, but for the purpose of moving the plot, I must sit down with you and look vaguely supportive.

And I must confide in you, my worst enemy, things I wouldn't even tell my boyfriend.

And that would be...?

I was raped. By Ryder.

Who?

Him:

No way. Kevin's hunky half-brother? He's totes hot!

What does that have to do with anything?

Earth to Eden. Unless Ryder is jonesing for chicks with underam hair and the scent of patchouli oil, I can't see why he would pick you to rape.

Would you listen to yourself, you brain-dead moron? Rape is not about sex or sexual attraction! It's about power and violence!

Not on soaps. Rape = love.

General Hospital? Days of our Lives? One Life to Live? Heck, even our own show. Paul & Christine? Deacon & Amber? Love. Hogan explained it all to me.

Sorry. I couldn't help but overhear. Did you say Ryder raped you?!

Yes!

You got the wrong guy. Ryder is my little brother. He wouldn't hurt a fly!

As Kevin's other hunky half-brother and his legal counsel, I must concur. Ryder is family. He wouldn't do this.

Are you high? I'm family, too!

*snort* The bad-seed side of the family.

Hello, Terrible Tom? Chlamydia? Robbing banks dressed as a chipmunk?

Yes, but that was because of psychological traumas which absolve me of any responsability!

!!!

Which I'm sure can be applied to Ryder, too. After all, he's the long-lost brother I never had! I feel the urge to protect his innocent, blameless, hunky... soul.

OK. Your obsession with Ryder is starting to worry me, Kevin.

Uh, sweets. What are you doing?

Harrrrrrrr. Polishing the head of my second Emmy.

So that's what they're calling it these days!

CBS. Nobody does brothers better!

Michael. Pay attention. I'm going to need you to build a case against Ryder. We have to prosecute!

No can do. I am done bailing out members of my family every time they do dumb stuff! That means you, missy.

WTF? Ryder raped ME!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm. You should really keep your voice down. Anybody could overhear your SECRET.

What secret?

The rape secret. The one you will be keeping from Noah for no apparent reason except to generate some tension for your boring-ass romance.

What boring-ass romance?

Gasp!

And is this guy behind me doing what I think he's doing?!

Yes. MAB wants to show Daytime that it's OK to wank in public. We're breaking taboos here, people!

Hey. What are you guys talking about?

Dun Dun Dun DUNNNNNN!

Voiceover: On the Next Young and the Restless!

Hi! I'm the new doctor in charge of treating Sharon!

Grrr!

Don't worry, Lover Boy! Mama's got a plan. And it's as HOT as my fashion sense! I'm gonna blackmail Eden into keeping her trap shut about the rape. We'll make MILLIONS! I'll never have to work again! Bwahahahahaha!

And finally. The part of Victor Newman will now be played by Miss Kitty.

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANCE, JUST PURE BRILLIANCE!!!!!!(and I just had to quote the whole thing!)

Edited October 15, 200916 yr by YRBB

LMAO at Cat!

That's priceless. Especially CLB and that Emmy. And Gloria planning to blackmail Eden for millions. And Kevin using his traumas to absolve himself.

I don't know how that Terrell Tilford got to Genoa City. Then again, he was a token on another Rauch show, so perhaps he knew the way.

I'd never seen Noah in that pink tie or tuxedo jacket before. That's...hmm...that's really something.

Edited October 15, 200916 yr by CarlD2

*dead and buried*

What's sad is that Cat is spot-on. Abby will randomly decide to "support" Eden before she even knows what's going on. Eden will "have to" keep this from Noah just... because.

SCENE: Crimson Lights

*sniff, sniff, boo hoo*

Uh... r u ok?

Go away, Abby. *hissssssssss*

Normally I would be doing cartwheels at the prospect of you having the sads, but for the purpose of moving the plot, I must sit down with you and look vaguely supportive.

And I must confide in you, my worst enemy, things I wouldn't even tell my boyfriend.

And that would be...?

I was raped. By Ryder.

Who?

Him:

No way. Kevin's hunky half-brother? He's totes hot!

What does that have to do with anything?

Earth to Eden. Unless Ryder is jonesing for chicks with underam hair and the scent of patchouli oil, I can't see why he would pick you to rape.

Would you listen to yourself, you brain-dead moron? Rape is not about sex or sexual attraction! It's about power and violence!

Not on soaps. Rape = love.

General Hospital? Days of our Lives? One Life to Live? Heck, even our own show. Paul & Christine? Deacon & Amber? Love. Hogan explained it all to me.

Sorry. I couldn't help but overhear. Did you say Ryder raped you?!

Yes!

You got the wrong guy. Ryder is my little brother. He wouldn't hurt a fly!

As Kevin's other hunky half-brother and his legal counsel, I must concur. Ryder is family. He wouldn't do this.

Are you high? I'm family, too!

*snort* The bad-seed side of the family.

Hello, Terrible Tom? Chlamydia? Robbing banks dressed as a chipmunk?

Yes, but that was because of psychological traumas which absolve me of any responsability!

!!!

Which I'm sure can be applied to Ryder, too. After all, he's the long-lost brother I never had! I feel the urge to protect his innocent, blameless, hunky... soul.

OK. Your obsession with Ryder is starting to worry me, Kevin.

Uh, sweets. What are you doing?

Harrrrrrrr. Polishing the head of my second Emmy.

So that's what they're calling it these days!

CBS. Nobody does brothers better!

Michael. Pay attention. I'm going to need you to build a case against Ryder. We have to prosecute!

No can do. I am done bailing out members of my family every time they do dumb stuff! That means you, missy.

WTF? Ryder raped ME!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm. You should really keep your voice down. Anybody could overhear your SECRET.

What secret?

The rape secret. The one you will be keeping from Noah for no apparent reason except to generate some tension for your boring-ass romance.

What boring-ass romance?

Gasp!

And is this guy behind me doing what I think he's doing?!

Yes. MAB wants to show Daytime that it's OK to wank in public. We're breaking taboos here, people!

Hey. What are you guys talking about?

Dun Dun Dun DUNNNNNN!

Voiceover: On the Next Young and the Restless!

Hi! I'm the new doctor in charge of treating Sharon!

Grrr!

Don't worry, Lover Boy! Mama's got a plan. And it's as HOT as my fashion sense! I'm gonna blackmail Eden into keeping her trap shut about the rape. We'll make MILLIONS! I'll never have to work again! Bwahahahahaha!

And finally. The part of Victor Newman will now be played by Miss Kitty.

LMAO

OMG Cat!

RoseVioletDaisy used to do bona fide recaps like this of GL.

Can you do one of these photobooks every day? Please?

Thanks Cat I needed that.

But you forgot to add the new red headed girl. By Eden keeping this from Noah their relationship is going to become strain where the new red headed girl going to pop in to comfort Noah.

Seriously Cat, I almost pissed myself reading that. Too funny! :lol:

please don't quote's cat's story. Taking too much space in this thread. It's be quoted twice nice.

I think Y&R is determined to do within a year all the things that have made me HATE the ABCD soaps (baby switches, back from the dead, pointless rapes). Good job, guys!

Thanks Cat I needed that.

But you forgot to add the new red headed girl. By Eden keeping this from Noah their relationship is going to become strain where the new red headed girl going to pop in to comfort Noah.

Oh my goodness, Mo. You have actually figured out the story. I know you're right. Sigh.

I think Y&R is determined to do within a year all the things that have made me HATE the ABCD soaps (baby switches, back from the dead, pointless rapes). Good job, guys!

You forgot "returning children we never knew about".

I think this show really has become the "Wreck Center".

Oh my goodness, Mo. You have actually figured out the story. I know you're right. Sigh.

I'm not finish with my prediction. IF this new red headed girl turns out to be Jacks. Will get a Romeo & Juliet storyline because we know he's not going to wants his daughter with a Newman. You know soaps have to do a star cross lover storyline for teens.

Edited October 16, 200916 yr by MoTheGreat

I'm not finish with my prediction. IF this new red headed girl turns out to be Jacks. Will get a Romeo & Juliet storyline because we know he's not going to wants his daughter with a Newman. You know soaps have to do a star cross lover storyline for teens.

But Jack likes Noah. And I think the "anti-Newman" banner has been passed to Ashley and Billy.

So I guess this is really happening...