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I want Star to reach the very end – and then get fired.

Jacklyn Zeman needs: 1. a dermatologist (or a plastic surgeon) 2. a hairdresser 3. a very good stylist.

And how do you pronounce Cæsar in Norwegian?

Tay Tay is mending her marriage: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1365991/Taylor-Armstrong-continues-mend-work-progress-marriage-charity-event.html

I miss The Hills. And its spin-off. This show is boring me lately. Too bad Lauren Conrad's wasn't picked up (though I don't like her).

In other news, Kelly Bensimon took a jetski lesson – and she looks sun-burnt all over the place : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1365833/Real-Housewivess-Kelly-Bensimon-bikini-girl-takes-jetski-lesson.html

There aren't many enmities?

Thank you. I almost started watching, alwaysAMC and Cheap21 know how to intrigue. But I think I'll pass.

Yeah, he's not very good at interviewing and doing his own show. It's all much better when he's a guest.

80s power ballads in the car. Which ones?! You and Cheap surprise me. I don't know how Cheap can listen to the depressing Adele in the car. It's a mood killer.

Thank you, Antoyne. BTW, I just bumped onto Andy Cohen on Colbert – he plays Bethenny, Colbert is Kelly: <div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:341503" width="512" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed></div></div>

So, basically, Gretchen really did things Tamra accuses her of and Tamra is still a nasty b!tch faking her friendship with Vicki? Who else did Slade date?

Oops. The New York Times is reporting that the Woolworth residence will hit the market with an asking price of $90,000,000. LOL. http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/11/big-deal-woolworth-opulence-for-90-million/