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Jacklyn Zeman needs: 1. a dermatologist (or a plastic surgeon) 2. a hairdresser 3. a very good stylist.

And how do you pronounce Cæsar in Norwegian?

Tay Tay is mending her marriage: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1365991/Taylor-Armstrong-continues-mend-work-progress-marriage-charity-event.html

In other news, Kelly Bensimon took a jetski lesson – and she looks sun-burnt all over the place : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1365833/Real-Housewivess-Kelly-Bensimon-bikini-girl-takes-jetski-lesson.html

There aren't many enmities?

Thank you. I almost started watching, alwaysAMC and Cheap21 know how to intrigue. But I think I'll pass.

Yeah, he's not very good at interviewing and doing his own show. It's all much better when he's a guest.

80s power ballads in the car. Which ones?! You and Cheap surprise me. I don't know how Cheap can listen to the depressing Adele in the car. It's a mood killer.

Thank you, Antoyne. BTW, I just bumped onto Andy Cohen on Colbert – he plays Bethenny, Colbert is Kelly: <div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:341503" width="512" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed></div></div>

So, basically, Gretchen really did things Tamra accuses her of and Tamra is still a nasty b!tch faking her friendship with Vicki? Who else did Slade date?

Oh.

But this is an interesting 'admission'. I've always wondered how come people love something 'only when drunk'. Do they repress the love when sober because it's something to be ashamed of or something else?

I said loves it this much. Not loves it.