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I want Star to reach the very end – and then get fired.

Jacklyn Zeman needs: 1. a dermatologist (or a plastic surgeon) 2. a hairdresser 3. a very good stylist.

And how do you pronounce Cæsar in Norwegian?

Tay Tay is mending her marriage: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1365991/Taylor-Armstrong-continues-mend-work-progress-marriage-charity-event.html

I miss The Hills. And its spin-off. This show is boring me lately. Too bad Lauren Conrad's wasn't picked up (though I don't like her).

In other news, Kelly Bensimon took a jetski lesson – and she looks sun-burnt all over the place : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1365833/Real-Housewivess-Kelly-Bensimon-bikini-girl-takes-jetski-lesson.html

There aren't many enmities?

Thank you. I almost started watching, alwaysAMC and Cheap21 know how to intrigue. But I think I'll pass.

Yeah, he's not very good at interviewing and doing his own show. It's all much better when he's a guest.

80s power ballads in the car. Which ones?! You and Cheap surprise me. I don't know how Cheap can listen to the depressing Adele in the car. It's a mood killer.

I love those. Does Andy have a place in LA? I think he lives in the West Village. I read somewhere he once drunk-dialled Anderson Cooper and said: Don't be tardy for the party! He can be fun.

Thank you, Antoyne. BTW, I just bumped onto Andy Cohen on Colbert – he plays Bethenny, Colbert is Kelly: <div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:341503" width="512" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed></div></div>

BTW, did he just have eye surgery? He seems to have a cold or something too.