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[NothinButAttitude]

 

Yes! 

 

I also feel that she has enough ammo on Kyle to get her ass back from all the antics Kyle pulled in season 1. 

[NothinButAttitude]

Candiace's wedding was cute. However, I was not here for her mom's shenanigans or Chris' cheesy vows. I found it tacky too that Robyn showed up at the reception. I would've nicely escorted her ass out. Her broke a** wouldn't've boozed and ate that night!

 

Gizelle sobbing over Sherman was embarrassing. Her grudge against Monique was even more embarrassing. Sherman not wanting the show up had very little to do with his antics (which were public knowledge might I add). I think he is just over Gizelle and didn't want to be used as her story any longer. It doesn't help either that Gizelle spent all her time bashing the mother of his kids. 

 

Now I am ready for next week when the downfall of Michael starts to occur. Ashley can prance around with that baby bump all she wants. We all know that Michael wants man-meat at the end of the day. 

 

[alwaysAMC]

Robyn showing up late was tacky as hell, especially since she seemed to be at home doing laundry a couple hours beforehand.

 

Candiace's wedding was nice.  

 

In other news, did y'all see that Mama Elsa has passed away?  I miss her and the Miami ladies:

 

https://people.com/tv/real-housewives-of-miami-elsa-patton-obituary/

[Cheap21]

Candiace's mom continues to be an evil ugly witch. After she went in on Candiace, Id have been like f--k off bc you dont need to come to my wedding. Its too bad she is so dependent on her mother for everything bc that money has kept her in line

[MrPrezident]

RHOBH: I about fell out my chair at the end of the episode when it shows LVP taking a lie detector test! YASSS!!! These hoes are going down!

 

Watching Kyle “look at me” Richards straddle Mauricio will give me nightmares for weeks to come. Tom Girardi pretending to give a crap about Erika or the career he bought her was hilarious. 

 

Overall another super boring episode aside from the LVP stuff.

[Soaplovers]

Denise richards is the only thing keeping me a viewer of rhobh.

[NothinButAttitude]

 

This!!!! 

 

I am so glad that LVP took that test. Like I said on social media, LVP should only agree to go the reunion if the women agree to take the same lie detector test as she did. 

 

 

[DaytimeFan]

My jaw dropped when LVP taking the polygraph emerged...good lord.

[NothinButAttitude]

 

Just epic. 

 

Now Erika & Kyle are saying that if LVP is innocent then she didn't need to take a lie detector test. 

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Do these idiots not get that LVP didn't do it for them. She did it for the audience. She could give a flying f*ck about them. Why try and change the opinion of a bunch of idiots who most likely orchestrated the whole ordeal anyways. 

 

And Kyle is on Twitter trying to spin and saying the issue was never about the Radar article. B*tch, what? You all spent 4 damn episodes talking about that f*cking article. 

[DaytimeFan]

 

Are you serious? Is Kyle actually trying to lie about the Radar Online article not being precisely what this is all about when it's all she talked about for 1/4 of the season and which an entire episode was dedicated to with the rest of the heifers talking about over dinner? Is she f-cking serious? 

 

Kyle doesn't get it. Her friendship with LVP is over. LVP said it to Camille: it's done. Everything LVP has done since she chucked Kyle from her home has been about the audience and making sure these bitches didn't get away with their poorly constructed smear campaign. 

 

I will give the editors credit for showing how LVP and Camille have had the most surface, basic 'friendship' the entirety of the series. That made me laugh. 

[NothinButAttitude]

 

Yep. Now she's on Twitter saying it was about the dog and them bringing the dog out. 

 

Kyle is full of crap. Just "own it," Kyle. You hedged your bets on a sinking battleship. Now deal with the consequences. 

[Chris B]

I can't get over Denise Richards. Such a natural presence and her family is so loving. I wouldn't care if she ever appeared with the other ladies, her scenes alone bring such light to the show. I wasn't expecting to like her this much, but she was a smart addition. Great, interesting family, great mom and when she IS with the ladies it works. Someone like her is needed to ground the show so I hope she stays. This is also why I hated when Eileen left, so I'm glad to see they're filling this void.

 

Teddi/Rinna/Kyle running was also a tranquilizer. I'm not sure what is not clicking but the chemistry is off. The bulk of the episode was Erika's show and I'll give Erika credit for having Tom there and also for giving us some interesting scenes. Where it fell flat was when the other women came. I'm not sure what exactly it is but the chemistry is off with this group. Dorit, Teddi and now Lisa Rinna just don't fit like they used to IMO. They seem too into being characters on the show and aren't interesting people anymore. I miss the authenticity that Kim, Taylor and Eileen brought, or even someone like Adrienne with her hard edge and shade. Their attempts at having fun either don't feel real or they're just really boring. 

 

LVP and Camille were cute. There's always a levity to LVP's scenes which is another thing (like Denise) that gives balance and authenticity to the show. I love how hard edged she was with Camille in terms of the Kyle thing. What I didn't like was that Camille was completely two faced in her meeting with her and her confessionals. She said she understood her not going to her face, then in her confessionals said she's acting like a victim and should show up. That thrown together with the comments about her gums show me that Camille just isn't a good friend to her. Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall Lisa saying anything about Camille. It just feels off. 

 

The ending with the lie detector test was iconic. I am loving how LVP keeps getting such memorable moments when this is the season she was "MIA" where Rinna and the rest had to save it once she "stopped filming" which we now know was all lies.

[DaytimeFan]

 

I have just had a look at her Twitter. Holy sh-t. She is tap dancing, back-pedalling, and making up whatever lies sound halfway credible to try and wriggle out of this. And none of it, not one lick of it, makes any sense because it's all untrue. 

 

Kyle and the rest of them tried, and they've failed, to take down LVP. You mark my words, she will beat 'em at their own game.

 

 

Agreed re Denise. I think she works so well because she's actually letting her real life (which has layers of family, her husband, her work) be filmed. She's just herself. And that's what we watch these shows for. The real thing.

 

Dorit, Teddi, and Rinna are flopping because everything they do is predetermined in producer meetings. Nothing is spontaneous. It's all contrived, particularly Dorit and Teddi. Rinna has the advantage of being humorous in her VT. 

 

Agreed re Camille. Her VTs combined with what she's said behind LVP's back demonstrate that she's simply not trustworthy. She plays both sides. And no, LVP hasn't really ever said anything negative about Camille. 

 

And yes, LVP stays making iconic moments. Checkmate, bitch.

[NothinButAttitude]

 

That's what is p*ssing them off--that LVP continuously keeps outsmarting them at every turn. Our girl has every base covered and it is bothering them. They thought they could prey on her as she was down and out, but they thought wrong. 

 

LVP is gonna have so much power going into the 10th season negotiations if she offers to return. This whole season solidifies how this show cannot survive without LVP. Pathetic (on the other women's part) b/c this could've been their RHOA-like moment where they showed us all that they didn't need LVP to make a good season (much like the women did post-Nene after s7 reunion). Instead, each episode centers around who? LVP. 

 

It has to irk production too as they want Lisa gone, only to realize that they need Lisa. I pray that LVP agrees to return next year with one stipulation--firing half of the cast. 

Edited May 15, 2019 by NothinButAttitude

[DaytimeFan]

 

I just don't see how LVP returns. The way these women went after her in what's been the worst moment of her life with her brother's suicide...it's ugly. You only have to watch VPR to see how that cast supported her and even then, she was a wreck and openly admitted to seeking out grief counselling and taking anti-depressants.

 

She knows these women actively despise her and will do anything against her and want to hurt her. Let's not minimize it: they wish her harm. The only person who hasn't really gone after her is Denise. And the irony is Rinna hasn't had much to say about LVP other than she isn't pulling her weight (which is utter bullsh-t now that we've seen this horrible season unfold).