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  1. Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

    OK, so that means FOUR Housewives shows this week? And two on Wednesday? Ooof that's a lot! M2M is starting soon too (which for some reason, like Ladies of London, I consider a RH show in all but name). Taglines are ok. Leeanne's will always have that 'imma Texan and imma use these haaands' quality. Brandi's is probably the best, as expected cuz it's a rip-off of Leeanne's last year! Kameron's is surprisingly sparky, and I love the way D'Andra enunciates "One. Tough. MOTHER." Stephanie's is meh (isn't she meant to be rich now with no budget constraints?). Cary's is dire (and I love Cary). She might as well just say "I'm a beard!"
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    *ahem* Might I suggest referencing the Real Housewives' soapy roots and calling it Real Housewives of the And I believe Charrisse is going to go after Monique. She has been telling anybody who will listen that Monique used their friendship to social-climb.
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    Andy is consistently a fail with follow-up questions. He asks a question, lets the HW grandstand for a bit, inserts a pre-rehearsed quip and then "Let's move on." It's the other HWs who force the follow-up questions. Having said that, he did needle Ashley about her Coronas and Robyn about Juan: "you've said that before." I am 110% stanning for Karen. She showed up Couch Nasty six ways to Sunday with the truth about their motives (nobody with half a braincell believes they went after her because they 'wanted to be there for her'). She left them shaken and publicly shamed. Gizelle knew she had f*cked up and so made a show of comforting her. Giz played this episode calm and collected, as she let her handmaiden Ashley get all the blowback. Ashley shakes the tree while Gizelle picks up the fruit. Karen can laugh at herself too, even though Ashley fronted like Karen was secretly angry about 'Kern'. Ashley is desperately looking for an excuse to justify her general shittiness. I cannot stand her. She would sell out her own mother (and she has!). Also I still maintain that Ashley -- who claims to "put it all out there" -- cherry-picks her SLs that put her in the best light. That would be (1) supporting her poor momma; and (2) I just want Michael to give me a baby to fulfill me! Is that too much to ask? Candy-ass earned her S4 place IMO. I see Charrisse is on next week, desperate to stay relevant.
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    Team Karen all day every day! She shamed the right couch into silence with the truth of her situation -- which they all knew about and yet still CHOSE to be complete bitches. And it has backfired on them big-time.
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    Omg. I literally gasped out loud when I saw your post. What a shocking, needless death... poor Bethenny, she must be literally devastated. I think she was very much hoping that, with Dennis, things would be different than with her past relationships. Certainly I got a different vibe from him than the cold vibe I got from the many Jasons she shacked up with. He seemed shy generally and quite tender and sweet towards her. Obviously I wrote my previous putdown of BF (with the YT vids) before I knew of this news. This opiates crisis is out of control. It cuts across class, race, gender, money lines. Looking at Dennis, I would never have thought that he wrestled with an OxyContin addiction. And that's the point. It can strike anybody. And many people can hide it, up to a point. May he rest in peace but gosh, this is sad news.
  6. Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

    FYI -- this is what Bethenny Frankel will be like in Season 11: totally insufferable! Dorinda vs Luann is going to be the rivalry of S11. Ramona singing along to Money Can't Buy You Class is really sweet considering how far she and Lu have come.
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    You're right. In any case, it's all moot. S9 RHOBH has already started filming, and it is now officially confirmed that Denise Richards will be joining the Walking Dead Kyle, LVP, Erika, Rinna, Dorito and Teddi.
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    I know this is a highly unpopular choice but *whispers*
  9. Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

    NYC I thought tonight would be the finale! IMO they could have condensed this episode into half of next week's. I was thinking I would miss Carole after she's gone -- but then she brought up Tinsley's abusive relationship to explain her reaction on the boat. Carole is that girl, who reminds her BFFs of their failures in order to slap them with her superiority. She and Bethenny are made for each other. I like what Ramona has done to her Hamptons home (namely update the kitchen). Bethenny's new apartment looks identical to her past 5 apartments: like a sterile executive suite at the Marriott. The #Countess seems to have found her old confidence and bitchiness this episode! I'm not sure how I feel about it. Ugh, I thought we could avoid seeing Adam this season, but no, Mouth-Breather has returned. And in his time away, he still hasn't learned to enunciate his words. Sonja as usual is the gift that keeps on giving. The detailing of bodily functions is embarrassingly relatable, lol. And using Ramona's party to canvas her show line? Sonja is saving on her marketing budget. Oh Heather, how I missed your common sense. RHOC does cover families a little more than the other shows, but since Season 6 the show has focused more on the womens' relationships with each other. Tamra brought a Survivor dynamic to the show (alliances, targeting the weak link, etc) and it brought in viewers, for better or worse. I feel you re: Vicki. She is such a central figure, but I understand that her unwillingness to discuss all the details of Brooks' scam coherently has weighed on the show. This season does feel like make-or-break. Yeah Gretch + Alexis are part of RHOC's less aspirational (but imo golden) middle seasons. When I wrote about that dumbbell Alexis earlier, I LOLed thinking about her forays into local morning TV. S13 would have been great to have her, if only so we could understand why The Deepest Love didn't survive. I'd entertain it, too, but Kenya is an acquired taste [(c) Ramona] and she could either gel with this group or be a square peg in a round hole. On the plus side, she has humor. She is a drama queen (move over, Bethenny). In fact, the possibility of her and Bethenny butting heads is glorious. Plus the Dalys lives (very comfortably) in Brooklyn. Cue Ramona clutching her pearls. On the minus side, she wouldn't be able to troll the NY women as comprehensively as she did on ATL her first two seasons. This isn't shooting fish in a barrel like it was with Kim Zolciak! That Apollo mess she instigated would not fly either. The other 'minus' is Kenya's shade. It is never not improvised. A lot of those reads -- at reunions, in her VTs -- are contrived. Not saying the NYC ladies don't pre-plan their putdowns, but both Dorinda and Bethenny also think fast on their feet. Moreover, they + Ramona are like dogs with a bone in terms of getting the last word in. So is Kenya, and consequently, a face-off like that could be GOLD -- or it could leave Kenya badly exposed.
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    Agreed. I'm way over Kelly Dodd at this point. To reinvigorate the cast, how about *whispers* Lydia. Heather. Gretchen. Alexis. Why Lydia? Lydia unfairly took the fall for last year's fiasco, but she did get under Shannon's skin, plus she managed to get the franchise rid of that horrendous stepbot Meghan. Why not? I can't deal with another Nobleman launch/ball-snipping party for her boring husband. Why Heather? Dynamic, snobby, has a watchably-irritating, receptionist-shagging (allegedly!) husband. Plus she has unfinished business with Kelly Dodd. Why not? I can't deal with another four seasons about that effing half-built McMansion and that effing porte cochere. Why Gretchen? Because it would make Tamra go BA-NA-NAS. Why not? It's Gretchen. And it's Slade. Why Alexis? Now that Jim Bellino has dumped her, I would happily watch Alexis trying to make another go of it on Fox 5. At this point, they would probably have her as a serious pundit on Fox NEWS. It's National Booty Awareness Month, guys! Also, the prospect of a balding Jim Bellino going apeshit on Tamra and Shannon is made of win. Why not? It's Alexis.
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    YESSSS Don't let her get away with it, Monique!! I am so glad Mo is holding Ashley to account. Not only is she a giant hypocrite AND a bad friend (friends don't let friends drive home after drinking), but she set out to destroy her with this. You're not seeing the dragging? I thought Monique was like a dog with a bone, she didn't let Ashley outtalk or outbark her one bit.
  12. Married to Medicine

    So I'm watching season 3 M2M for the first time in full (initially dropped it for a while because S2 was kind of dull). S3 really is the season M2M came into its own. There was a lot of juicy material: Simone's anger and trust issues, Jackie's stuff with her dad, Quad vs Lisa Nicole, Lisa Nicole and that dog of a husband, Dr Darren! I am curious to know what people here thought of Lisa Nicole. In terms of the vs Quad stuff, I am definitely Team Lisa. Quad was so pissed at being exposed as a fraudster and felon that she went out of her way to attack and expose Lisa's private life. However, there is something kind of smug about Lisa Nicole. All that fake 'our family is stronger than ever!' stuff. I wish she would have dumped Darren's cheating ass. Cheating is such a dealbreaker and I don't know if I could trust a partner again after that. Quad had a lot of plastic surgery work done since S1, damn. That ego was out of control then as it is now! I still don't understand how this woman thinks that she is the 'queen' of this show? Also Quad, running an online doggy clothing business does not mean you are 'in fashion.' Get over yourself. I can't believe I'm saying this but I am liking Toya and even Devilishly this season? Devilishly comes across better when her cute daughter is around. She is still shady though, like when she roped Darren in to be a bachelor on her dating night. Still, she had some great lines: "Damon don't need to be near no hoes, just like I don't need to be near no food." Jill is ok but if they had to bring a white woman back, I would have preferred Kari. Meanwhile, Mariah this season looked absolutely gorgeous with darker hair.
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    Potomac This has been my favourite franchise of the HWs this year, alongside NY. The OG core group have know each other for years, the young 'uns are a good mix, and amid the fights and 'scandalous' revelations, there is just the right balance of lightness, shade and humor. As @DaytimeFan said, without Karen, there would be no show. I love her, unapologetically, flaws, lies and all. Her issues give these other women a reason for collecting a Bravo cheque living. Her shade is unparalleled (Gizelle in her wildest dreams could never be this funny). Her comebacks are flawless. Clearly, Great Falls is a fake set-up -- but I wager that whichever condo she is camping at is still more fabulous than the Green Eyed Monsters' abodes combined. Yes, even the Darbys' large apartment, which looks like a sterile, steel box. Ray showed up Thirsty Michael effortlessly and it was icing on the cake. Both the Darbys want to detract from their toxic problems by going after the Hugers. Many people say that Ashley is putting it all out there, that she has nothing to hide. I disagree. Ashley only puts out the issues which make her look good. The stuff with her mom is meant to showcase Sweet Hard-Working Ashley, taking care of her fambly. The baby talk on-camera? To coerce Michael into giving her a kid. However, Michael made clear tonight that he doesn't trust her to stick around after that little human ATM is born! This SL wasn't meant to showcase her gold-digging tendencies, but it has. I also notice that Production never presses Ashley on Michael's Grindr rumors like they do Karen's financial difficulties. That look on Candiace's mom's face when Ray told Michael where to go was priceless. I'm starting to think that Candiace's mom, like Dale on RHONY, needs to be on this show a whole lot more. And I really am warming to Candy-ass. I like her and think she needs another season -- but without any wedding planning talk because it is BORING. Also her Chris has THREE kids?? What? I thought he just had one! Oy.... this marriage...
  14. Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

    Gather her, Karen! https://youtu.be/9ZF0j1qY_7w
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