Khan

It's like what Mama Khan always says: "God will take your worst and turn it into something better." Now, THIS is a slap:

The Genoa City Slasher. I'm just saying.

I thought the day would never come when I would be in Lily's corner on anything.

It would be like Bradley Bell's way of saying, "Sorry, I don't know WHERE my head was at those last few years!".

Sorry, Janet, but I hardly think Meryl Streep or Robert Redford cuts their own grass, lol. Hell, if Will REALLY wanted to throw down (yep, it's that time of the week again):

Someone who has your number, apparently.

Anna is arrested? Sarenee's crazy ass continues the roam the streets of Salem, but Anna is thrown in the clink. I [!@#$%^&*] hate Jamey and Ron. I [!@#$%^&*] hate this show.

"Grady" definitely ranks among the all-time worst spin-offs. Whitman Mayo was good in a recurring/supporting capacity on "Sanford and Son," but NOT as the lead in his own show; and the actors playing his daughter and in-laws were just so boring to watch, too.

I'm sorry, but would Janet Hubert be taking Will's side if she and Will were still on the outs?

Well, at least they're creating some excuses for why characters aren't around when they should be...although, that is a pretty flimsy excuse, lol.

Beheading?

Yeah, but...I don't think that was the kind of drama anyone needed. Meanwhile, for some reason, I keep flashing back to when Keith slapped Thelma on "Good Times." ("Do you see the word "Everlast" written across my face!?"). The world's gonna go on, Will, whether you're sitting on top of it, or stretched out under it!

To think there was time when Leo didn't dress like Willy Wonka.

Nah, I think she was just thirsty.

Oh, God, has this hot mess been running for two years now!?

Nothing. Not a damn thing. Just leave it alone and let it die out ('cuz it will).

My advice to Chris Rock: 1. Don't press charges. 2. Do apologize to Jada, if not to Will. (Comedians shouldn't ever apologize for the jokes they make, but they also shouldn't joke about things that can't be helped...like losing one's hair.) 3. Pledge money and/or support to organizations that promote Alopecia awareness. 4. MOVE. ON.

"Things You Say About The Kids At The Playground"? (I'm going to hell.)

The twist is that there IS no twist. "Join us once again for M. Night Shyamalan's THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL."

All this, and more!

Or chew his food properly.

Yup. I'm surprised people aren't standing in line waiting to take their shots at him! I mean, out of all the jokes and references he could've made about Jada, he made one from 1997?

You KNOW you've messed up when your life becomes reset to a B&B scene on social media, lol. No doubt, if he had, all the usual, right-wing-nuts would have been all over the Internet and cable TV, decrying the incident as further proof that white, Christian Americans are under attack in this country. Which would have been a massive shame, because if anyone deserves a KNOTS LANDING slap across the face, it's Ricky Gervais.

Exactly. It was a bad joke - and an old joke! - told badly. Just smile and mutter "That [!@#$%^&*]!" under your teeth and keep it moving, Will.

So. This is what the Academy Awards has devolved into. Black people slapping the [!@#$%^&*] out of each other. For God's sake, it's the Oscars, people, not the Source Awards! I'm not defending Chris Rock or his joke. It was insensitive, it was tone-deaf and it was about 25 years too late. (A "G.I. Jane" joke in 2022? Really, Chris?). But how Will Smith responded, regardless of the personal and private demons that drove him to that fateful moment, didn't just make himself look bad. It made all Black men look bad. You wanna defend your wife against a comedian's unfunny joke? Fine. Pull him aside when the cameras aren't on you and demand that he apologize to your wife. Don't feed into racist white people's misperceptions of us as violent, out-of-control thugs who don't know how to behave in public.