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"And just like that," SJP and the rest proved why it's never wise to go home again.

Not that I'm averse to killing off babies (in drama, not in real life) but this is Christmastime. These shows need to give their audiences a sense of hope for the coming year -- especially after the year (or several) that we've had. God, I hate the [!@#$%^&*] soaps.

None. I think this is an awful, awful exercise and it needs to smothered with a pillow over its' face.

I won't get my hopes up that they'll allow her to be candid about her time on the show.

Don't forget Vanessa Bell Calloway's two amazing stints as AMC's Yvonne Caldwell.

What about Leslie Charleson? She's still recurring, right?

DYNASTY fans feel the same way.

A Christmas movie that's rated TV-14??

Fox News. Watch.

Rule #1 for New Soap Scribes: Learn your damn show's history. I really doubt that was an error on EB's part. Unless, that is, EB just plain doesn't give a [!@#$%^&*] anymore. (Not that I'd blame him.)

God, was there anyone Ellen Wheeler wouldn't have hired to work on that damn show!?

But, if the situation were reversed, and Sally was 240 years older than Jack, Y&R's writers would have been cracking "cougar jokes" like there was no damn tomorrow.

So, are we saying Y&R has created daytime's (and possibly the world's) first transgender baby?

Uh, I think you have it backwards. Nick and Erica were romantically involved BEFORE her marriage to Tom and the "disco deceit." In fact, Mona attempted to convince Erica not to go through with the wedding, because she knew that Erica was only marrying Tom to spite Nick for leaving her and moving to Chicago.

That sweaty-looking mofo wouldn't know "hot" if it scorched his pasty behind.

If only DAYS spent as much time and energy making the daily show watchable instead of coming up with these crappy spinoffs.

Granted, I've watched very, very little of Y&R's earliest years, but even I think William Grey Espy embodied Bill Bell's vision for Snapper Foster better than David Hasselhoff. (Same goes for Jim Houghton and Greg. Those recasts? Oof.)

I think more viewers would have been on-board with Robert and Anna had the show not thrown them together so quickly. Like I always say, the audience will go wherever you want them to go, you just have to take the steps to get them there.

Wait, let's back up a second... You saw Colin Egglesfield reading? Did the book have pictures?

I still remember when Tracy ran Jenny down with her car. I know we were supposed to be outraged that Tracy would run her down and then flee the scene, but I felt she should have backed the car up and run over her again.

All I remember about Jenny Eckert was that she lied about being a virgin to Ned.

I still wonder why GH would saddle the luminous Carol Lawrence with such a nothing role like Angela Eckert. It's like watching Patti LuPone play a suburban mom on "Life Goes On" and pretending it makes sense.

Hey, no arguments here, lol.

Didn't I read somewhere that Bill Bell always viewed Snapper and Chris as a couple who'd never divorce?