Felix was back for 10 seconds and already annoyed me. Ugh. Sabrina said "I'm gonna be sick" which perfectly foreshadowed the audience's reaction at the end of the episode. There is no doubt she'll be pregnant because you could see the actress' baby bump.

It seems Maxie forsook the suicide pills and took some maturity pills and wants to leave. Uuuuh, bye bitch. I assume this is to accommodate the real life pregnancy, otherwise Maxie would have never been allowed to display growth and maturity, even in low levels.

Even though it was obvious what was happening from the moment the soldier patient of Silas' walked in, I appreciated that they showed the process to Silas deciding to tell Sam the truth. I doubt he will but at least it wasn't a random, off-screen change of mind.

IA, Patrick has no business asking Robin for a baby when poor bitch still has the return-from-the-dead blues. If it somehow turns out she can't conceive and Shitrina's mongrel plays into this, I will barf harder than a woman does when she sees Carrrrrrlos naked.

Wow! How often am I speechless? The entire scene should have never made it past the editing floor.

Told ya! Comic gold.

Maxie's one-liner to Robin about her jacket was the most I've liked Maxie since she got pregnant again. Good times.

Danny has grown fast as hell. In scene after scene, that little guy has a [!@#$%^&*] thousand-yard stare like his brainless psycho father. Except his mind is clearly working overtime. Every time he flashes them deep eyes, I can see that little child judging us all, the living and the dead.

Sam and Patrick as friends is so contrived given she didn't give two craps Robin died or that Patrick was grieving, all she cared about was making sure Patrick operated on the Borg

maybe but its not like this happened over night and they've come a long way since then, which was 2 years ago. They got closer when Danny was sick as he helped her out and she was appreciative of that. Since then she's been a sounding board to him and his troubles and has helped him with the grieving process and moving on as thats an experience they share. They work as friends to me.

I wish Rory Williams could kick Felix's ass for what Felix makes male nurses look like: gossipy, bitchy assclowns.

Rory's too polite for that.

River would kick his ass while Rory stands behind her making staring sternly (and occasionally wincing).

Rory's too polite for that.

River would kick his ass while Rory stands behind her making staring sternly (and occasionally wincing).

You're right. Rory would bring both Felix and Sobby to tears with a heartfelt lecture and then his daughter would kick their asses. Which would turn the Doctor on, because he doesn't like crybabies.

By invoking Rory's name, you have guaranteed a post from Carl.

To be honest, that was about 26.3% of the point.

Plus, Rory's mere presence would highlight how much Felix and Sobby suck at being nurses (and life in general).

I think we're going to annoy people in this thread, but I love your ideas

I like your ideas

I think we're going to annoy people in this thread, but I love your ideas

Edited December 29, 201312 yr by cassadine1991

Rory would be such a better male nurse than Felix. Too bad they can't bring Arthur Darvill for a cameo, (and no I won't be campaigning for that on twitter, not that I don't want to see him, but he is better than this show.)

I think we're going to annoy people in this thread, but I love your ideas

We'll either annoy, confuse, or excite people in this thread with these ideas.

Of course, River would also deliver colorful and amusing commentary on the good citizens of Port Charles.

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I knew I liked you!

Rory would be such a better male nurse than Felix. Too bad they can't bring Arthur Darvill for a cameo, (and no I won't be campaigning for that on twitter, not that I don't want to see him, but he is better than this show.)

Rory would be the best nurse GH has ever seen after Audrey Hardy (sorry, Liz!).

The funny thing is, I can see Rory being sympathetic to Sobby's plight (because that's who Rory is), but he would tell it like it is. And he would be APPALLED at the way GH is run. Absolutely appalled.

Someone needs to write a crossover fic right now.

Edited December 29, 201312 yr by katie_9918

And Jessie Brewer and Lucille... Rory would be doing his good works in the hospital. Would Amy become the next face of Deception or ruin Sonny? Actually River could destroy the mob very quickly. Rory would be sympathetic to Sabrina, but then wonder why she didn't use double protection.

Rory would be such a better male nurse than Felix. Too bad they can't bring Arthur Darvill for a cameo, (and no I won't be campaigning for that on twitter, not that I don't want to see him, but he is better than this show.)

ARTHUR DARVILL AND WILLIAM SHATNER NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

ARTHUR DARVILL AND WILLIAM SHATNER NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

Even if all they did was poke fun, it'd be more entertaining than 90% of the "stories" Cartini are pretending to tell.

I wonder if William deVry knows who Arthur Darvill is? Shall I follow him and suggest that he Tweet him just for the LOLZ factor?