Faulkner

From Los Angeles 🇺🇸

Gotta say, Gigi turned it for her second lip sync. Crystal’s was just fücking crazy. And Jaida’s was just flawless performing:

While Bethenny is judgmental as hell (and she would have eaten up this season—in a bad way), I feel like she had a unique handle on Dorinda’s crazy that would have been useful.

I love Stassi and I would say no more weddings. But you know they’re going to have to play that beat.

Gronk is so annoying. I refuse to watch anything with him in it, even for Venus.

These women definitely need to get a hobby [/Eva Marcille]. The dramas feel so petty on this show right now. At least on NYC little slights are played mostly for comedy, but these harridans are deadly serious. That said, Kyle/Teddi are a two-headed hydra, and if you come for one of them, the other feels obligated to get involved in a kneejerk way, so I understand why Dorit is annoyed. Like STFU, Teddi, I’m talking to Kyle right now, not you!

What was the reason Amelia Heinle gave for her divorce from Michael Weatherly? Has she ever opened up about their marriage?

From USA 🇺🇸

I just saw Erika is Cancer Sun/Aquarius Moon (which I can totally see). I’m the reverse: Aquarius Sun/Cancer Moon. Definitely warms my cool nature lol.

Yep. What happened with Shangela was absolute bullish!t, especially after she worked so hard to refine her look and polish her act during her years away from the show. I’ve never understood Ru’s desire to create fake drama on All-Stars in order to differentiate it from the mothership.

As much as I’ve disliked recent All-Stars seasons, I’m all for an untainted season of this show right now.

My thoughts exactly. She’s just dead-eyed and such a wet blanket. Maybe she hasn’t had an opportunity to “pop,” but a lot of RH “friends” make more out of the little screen time they have. I’ve been souring on Leah in the past few episodes. She tries to be a verbal ninja in her confessionals, but when it comes to her interactions with the women, she’s comparatively timid except for with Sonja. I get that she’s feeling the ladies out a bit, but I’m getting a sense she’s a bit of a poseur and a phony.

From Boca Raton, Florida 🇺🇸

Loved Gilly. And Monti Sharp was really GL’s lead (or one of them) for much of the summer of ‘93, after David killed Vinnie (and the whole Macauley West story that brought Joe Lando on).

Beyoncé gets her seventh No. 1 as a solo artist. Oof, where did Ariana/Justin go!?!

From Nigeria 🇳🇬

From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 🇲🇾

What an unsatisfying finale to this RHOA reunion. Started strong but went out with a whimper.