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He could really be looking like this on screen but DAYS stylists are trippin 😩😩😩

I don't give one f-ck about these Sam/Dante scenes. I did laugh at how Dante was blatantly staring at her boobs. That dress was fugly! LOL at Curtis kicking Esme out of the Savoy. He had no time for her and her fake ID. Esme is that crazy girlfriend who calls you every two seconds if you don't answer. I did laugh at how she walked into Kelly's and Mildew literally just got up and walked away without even acknowledging her existence. I love Joss/Cam/Trina ganging up on her. Nick Chavez is really good. I really buy that Spencer is genuinely remorseful about what he's done and I have sympathy for him. Sprina got 10 seconds alone and it was really nice. Willow can't justify what Nina did. Oh no... I don't care. EDIT: LOL, I just realized that we're still posting in the September thread. Whatever 😂

I loved how when he first started airing, they kept having him in bed with Sami but always had him in full pajamas. Like, what the hell?

Why can't we have nice things on DAYS 😩😩😩 Only on this show would they be like, "Let's hire the guy from Spartacus but put him in 17 layers of clothes and slick back his hair." 😅

DF is f-cking hot, so of course the show decides to give him the slicked back hair and makes him shave his face. It kills me! 😩 He also wears way too much clothing. Slicked back hair or not, he's still better than Rafe 😂

I really hate this Nicole stuff. Not her with EJ - I'm loving that. But my god, enough of her looking at that stupid bear. Is this really the best we can do with Ari Zucker? She and DF must get these scripts and just laugh. Why do they have entire scenes revolving around a teddy? Nicole isn't ready to move on from... Rafe. HUH? It doesn't even make sense. She has a little schoolgirl crush on the guy her friend is dating, so now she's not sure if she can move on with EJ? This would be so much more palatable if Nicole was conflicted about moving on from Eric (you know, her HUSBAND). Nicole is literally in the middle of getting divorced from the love of her life, yet he barely gets mentioned and Rafe is the reason she's struggling to move on? Please! It's so insulting as an Ericole fan. Not to mention, I'm yet to see a single Nicole fan who is into her with Rafe. I see people who want her with EJ, a recast Eric, or even Brady, but never Rafe. Honestly, I just want EJ to give her some good dick so she can forget about that loser. I'd literally rather see her with Ben than Rafe. He's so fricken boring. #FreeNicole I adore EJ's disdain for Duke. EJ throwing him in the trash had me dying. 😂 But of course Nicole pulled him out. MAKE IT STOP. EJ: "I'vE rEmOvEd EvErY tRaCe oF SaMi" he says while wearing his wedding ring. 🤡 Nicole looking miserable and thinking about Rafe while on a date with Agron from Spartacus isn't even remotely believable. Dear lawd! Make it stop! Marlena is trying to frame Doug for whacking Julie and wants him committed to Bayview. This is awesome and Bill Hayes is still slaying. Love these characters driving story. Paulina and Lani talking about Paris is zzzzZzzzz.

Oh lord, Michael is pretending he's intimidating. Look at him strolling into the Savoy like he's Mr. Badass. This should be fun 🙄

Even the Spencer stuff on Friday kind of felt like someone was like, "Okay, let's wrap this up and start moving on." It wasn't nearly as bad as the Sonny or Chase/Mildew stuff, but I'd love to know what in the world is going on behind the scenes.

I don't think they've been posted here yet but I saw the episode counts on twitter and... yikes. Carly has been in like 75% of the episodes this year. The September episode counts were embarrassing. Sonny/Nina/Carly/Jason are completely eating the show. They were on almost every single day. I noticed that Liz and Sam had 4 episodes each last month. It boggles my mind that these ladies have two of the strongest fan bases in soaps, yet the writers seem to forget that they exist. Gladys got more airtime than they did.

Do these guys count as hit recording artists 😂

Ronn Moss!

For me, a huge difference is that no one is going around Salem talking about what an amazing person Sami is. The town doesn't sing her praises. They're not talking ad nauseam about how she's redeemed and changed and just the greatest woman to ever walk the earth despite everything she's done. The family members of her victims aren't berated for not liking her. Sami is a hypocritical bitch and the whole town knows it and the people of Salem are allowed to not like her because of the things she's done. None of this can be said about Ben. I will never get over Ciara bullying Eve for not liking for the man who brutally strangled her daughter to death. The insane propping is one of the major reasons why Ben simply does not work.

I'm here for Devil Duke if he kills Rafe... 😁

Not Duke again 🙄

Yeah, I really enjoyed Chad and Abby yesterday. Marci was a lot of fun. More of this please.

Yeah, I mean Spencer totally deserves whatever is coming to him, but Nik keeps reminding Spencer over and over that Ava comes first. Nik doesn't seem to get that this is why Spencer is so angry with him. Spencer is a little turd but I still feel kind of bad for him. This is a kid who just wants to be loved. It's probably part of why he keeps Esme around, because he feels like she "loves" him. I loved that Trina was the first person he apologized to and that he seems genuinely remorseful about what he's done. I also don't think it's going to take Trina too long to forgive him. She's already like, "Did you see the look on his face 🥺" haha.

Finally, some good news 😁

I hate singing on soaps but I thought Johnny serenading Chanel was cute. I don't know that Johnny being a country singer makes much sense, but whatever lol. I tried to watch the Allie/Dripp/Cin scenes but ended up fast forwarding. I don't need to hear them talking about a Cin baby. Abby wants that panther energy. LOL. Abby played a pancake in a play in second grade? LMAO. This stuff with her being in Johnny's movie is so random but she and Chad were pretty funny today.

I'm glad that we're getting some serious movement with the stalker story. I was starting to get bored, but I know that the last month on-screen has really only been 24-48 hours in Port Charles, so really a lot has happened in that time lol. Was the Spencer reveal kind of anticlimactic? Yeah, but that seems to be all the show knows how to do these days. At least it was a bigger event than Sonny coming home, lol. Honestly I'm just glad that the truth about Spencer is out because the story was pretty much at a standstill until that happened. Nothing could move forward with Spencer as a character, Spencer/Trina, Nik/Ava, Spencer/Nik, etc. until the truth about the stalking came out. Now we can deal with the fallout and actually have things happening. Of course Sonny was pivotal in the reveal despite having zero part of this storyline. Oh, and he's disappointed in Cam, Trina, and Josslyn. Whatever! Also, Sonny believing Esme who he's literally never met or even heard of was kind of dumb 🥴 I am glad that someone finally brought up that Avery isn't just Ava's daughter but also Spencer's cousin. Great, now we get to hear Nina talk about what a good man Sonny is. Also, gotta love how Nina barely blinked at Maxie being like, "So I went over to Carly's and told her you knew Sonny was alive this whole time." No-Drama Hospital strikes again! Look at him just standing there completely dumbfounded. LMAO! Nik is so crappy. "Ava and I were building a family. We would've let you in." WTF? Nikolas, Spencer is your SON. You don't need to let him into the family. Ava is the outsider - she's the one you and Spencer would be letting in. This is why Spencer feels like his father loves Ava more than him and it's why I can manage to have some sympathy for the little sh-t, lol. Also, today was the first time since Esme debuted that Spencer has had an entire episode without her being in any of his scenes 😂 I'm also glad that we're getting back to the Esme/Ryan connection. She looked so happy to see him! I was getting really bored with her. We can only watch her cling onto Spencer and make smug faces for so long. Hopefully now we'll find out more about what her connection to Ryan is, and hopefully her dynamic with the teens, including Spencer, will be more interesting now that everyone knows she set Ava's car on fire. It will be interesting to see what happens with her and Spencer. He lied and said that he told her to do it, but he was still really quick to rat her out about the fire. She won't be happy, and Spencer probably needs to sleep with one eye open. Austin is a total flop, and so is Austin/Maxie. They've got to be kidding with this. They can't be serious about pairing these two? I like Yuri the bodyguard. He's a sweetheart.

Looking forward to EJ and Nicole's date 😁😁😁😍🥰

This is a prime example of why I don't get worked up over spoilers. Spencer just ratted her ass out about the car fire (though he took some responsibility for it too, but it's still a very different story from what the spoilers said).

Just the scenes everyone was hoping for upon his return to Port Charles... Sonny and Esme 🙄 I am enjoying Cameron's involvement in the stalker stuff. Lol, Kevin has no time for Esme. Elmo tells Joss that she was talking to Sonny about a family matter. Wut? Does she really think Joss is going to buy that? Enema can't even come up with a good lie. #TeamJoss Carly yelling at Jax because he didn't tell her about his suspicions. Girl, you know damn well you never would've believed him if he had told you. Not gonna lie, I forgot that we were still searching for Hayden. 😂 Thank god Marcus Coloma was back today. That temp Nik was whack.

This top five is everything! 😍 Doug and Julie 🥰 Johnny! 🥰 My bae DF 😍 Honestly I don't remember Kayla being on that much but I like her name being up there. These are actually really balanced episode counts - no one is eating the show.

Yeah, Philip is definitely looking a lot cuter with the new hair. He was looking rough for a while there.