GH Partners with Kentucky Fried Chicken

[Vee]

Frank Valentini will keep this show on the air by any means necessary. c/o Daytime Confidential and the chaos gods that rule the 21st century:

 

https://daytimeconfidential.com/2018/06/29/general-hospital-secures-branded-content-deal-with-kfc

 

I am having an aneurysm as I type this: George Hamilton will be playing Colonel Sanders on the show.

 

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"Not only will KFC continue tweeting about GH, but the Colonel himself will be appearing on the soap in a storyline promoting KFC's Pickle Fried Chicken with characters Maxie Jones West (Kirsten Storms) and Lulu Spencer Falconeri (Emme Rylan)," says a source.

 

Look for screen legend George Hamilton to make an appearance as Col. Sanders in the upcoming GH arc.

 

 

As the goo flows freely from the shattered remains of my skull, please note that the Colonel has been tweeting about GH for days:

 

 

Bet CC wishes she had paid more attention in morse code school now. Here’s a hint C, they’re probably not tapping out their Floating Rib dinner order. #GH55 #GeneralHospital #FloatingRib

— KFC (@kfc) June 25, 2018

GET OUTTA THAT CAR ANNA! SAVE YOURSELF!!! #GH55 #GeneralHospital #GH

— KFC (@kfc) June 25, 2018

You can do better, Jason. The world is your oyster. Just go ahead, slurp it up, swallow it, digest it a bit, and find a new job that doesn’t involve locking people up. #GH #GH55 #GeneralHospital

— KFC (@kfc) June 26, 2018

Ya know, I always thought that if I needed to make a call from an asylum cell, Jason would be just the friend to accommodate that need. #GH #GH55 #GeneralHospital

— KFC (@kfc) June 26, 2018

SONNY, YOU LIL RASCAL! #CarSon #GH #GH55 #GeneralHospital

— KFC (@kfc) June 26, 2018

I think we can all learn a little something about ourselves from Kiki's show of strength. #GH55 #GH #GeneralHospital

— KFC (@kfc) June 27, 2018

I wish Michael and Nelle all the very worst. And I hope their wedding planning is a long, drawn-out trail of misery, and you know why, Nelle. You know why!!! #GH55 #GH #GeneralHospital #NelleSmells

— KFC (@kfc) June 27, 2018

C’mon, Sam. All we’re asking is for you to passionately punch Jason in the lips with your lips—ya know, for old times’ sake. #GH55 #GH #GeneralHospital #JaSam #Lipboxing #KissAgain #OldTimesSake

— KFC (@kfc) June 28, 2018

HAHA!!! Gotcha, Nelle, you harpy! #GH55 #GH #GeneralHospital #NelleSmells #JaSam

— KFC (@kfc) June 29, 2018

I don’t know, Carly. There’s something fishy about Kevin. And that goes for all Kevins everywhere, every time. #GH55 #GH #GeneralHospital

— KFC (@kfc) June 29, 2018

 

 

Edited June 29 by Vee

[Costello]

Can’t make this stuff up. It’s... creative. We will see if it works as well as DAYS’ old-school product placement attempts from a few years ago.

[Vee]

I blame Caroline Brady and Wanchai Ferry.

[victoria foxton]

OMG! This is going to be embarrassingly bad.   All of Frank's pets eating KFC. We all know the product placement isn't going to be subtle. Chicken all over Port Charles. 

Edited June 29 by victoria foxton

[reallyhateskateonlost]

 

 I've hadn't had KFC in years. There's much better chicken than there's. 

I saw on a old A&E biography they don't use The Colonel' s recipe.

 

[All My Shadows]

ZEADDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Even Reba McEntire was probably like "Nah i ain't doin that sht."

[victorlord75]

I don't mean to poke fun, but will they have to send in a stunt double  in if an actor or actress is vegetarian, but yet, required to eat chicken in a scene?

 

Will Alexis's next "wrong boyfriend" be Colonel Sanders?

 

Will the Quartermaine's serve "pickle Lila" and chicken on Thanksgiving instead of pizza?

 

Will Sonny's search for the Croton body only turn up chicken bones?

 

Oh, I could go on and on, but I won't.

 

 

[dragonflies]

7 minutes ago, victorlord75 said:

I don't mean to poke fun, but will they have to send in a stunt double  in if an actor or actress is vegetarian, but yet, required to eat chicken in a scene?

 

Will Alexis's next "wrong boyfriend" be Colonel Sanders?

 

Will the Quartermaine's serve "pickle Lila" and chicken on Thanksgiving instead of pizza?

 

Will Sonny's search for the Croton body only turn up chicken bones?

 

Oh, I could go on and on, but I won't.

 

 

Absolutely dead and buried  

[slick jones]

1 hour ago, victorlord75 said:

I don't mean to poke fun, but will they have to send in a stunt double  in if an actor or actress is vegetarian, but yet, required to eat chicken in a scene?

 

Will Alexis's next "wrong boyfriend" be Colonel Sanders?

 

Will the Quartermaine's serve "pickle Lila" and chicken on Thanksgiving instead of pizza?

 

Will Sonny's search for the Croton body only turn up chicken bones?

 

Oh, I could go on and on, but I won't.

 

 

Olivia burns her lasagna and has to get KFC for next year's Nurses' Ball!!!!

 

@victorlord75 best post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

3 hours ago, Vee said:

I blame Caroline Brady and Wanchai Ferry.

My aunt and I were just talking about this when I saw her last Saturday. Poor Caroline......

[AlexElizabeth]

What the actual hell?

[Khan]

In a way, this partnership feels appropriate.  GH often leaves me feeling sick to my stomach, and so does KFC.

 

But, if Colonel Sanders is retconned into being Franco's new bio dad, I will Never. Stop. Laughing.

[slick jones]

Silly Wabbits, Colonel Sanders is Victor Jerrome.......

[Wendy]

Why? Just...why?!

[vetsoapfan]

Gag me with a spoon. Kill the show NOW.

[DaytimeFan]

Didn't AMC do a partnership with Revlon back in the late 90s or early 00s? That seemed like a natural fit.

 

This...this is worse than Wanchai Ferry on DAYS. The only way this could have even remotely worked is if it was 1988, Anna Lee was still alive and this revolved solely around Pickle Lila and the rejuvenation of the Quartermaine fortune.