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Really? First of all, when did Brandi become a PETA activist? :rolleyes: This whore will do anything to stay relevant. I'm glad that Lisa just pays her ass dust. Lisa pulling a 'Kenya' and ignoring Brandi gives her no leg to stand on. I hope this results in Brandi being downgraded or removed altogether. This broad has single-handedly destroyed this show. I'd rather have Tay-Shanna back over this gutter snipe.

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Queen Claudia makes her debut

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Riley aint got time for Kayla

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Nene learns something new from Poorsha (but how she know the definition of thot, but not the Underground Railroad?)

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Claudia goes in on Poorsha

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I've always hated Porsha as yall know, but this season she is really appalling, but I love that they are digging deep into her coochie crack. Even Nene, who is using her for a screen partner, is shading the hell out of her. She can stay if these draggings will continue!! And Cynthia is sublime this season. I've always liked Cynthia and from her first episode I feel like she has brought it completely independent of Nene. I hate that people think she's acting differently, because I feel we've seen this Cynthia each season, except her first when she got along with everyone.

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If I were Cynthia I'd be pissed as hell that Poorsha was late. Although I did wince at all her fumbling of words, I did love the smack down she laid on Whorsha. Claudia sure is a breath of fresh air! Can't wait to see more of her. Phaedra saying she'll apologize to Kenya? Mmmhmm I'll believe it when I see it.

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She said she wouldn't do the show with Caroline bc she didn't a repeat of the Gorga family fighting with hers to air on TV. Maybe if they were all in a better place but the tension is too high for her to consider that. I wonder how long her contract is with Bravp bc if it's anything longer than I've season, she'll run. Caroline is Jaq's friend so I can't see Dina being cool with both back
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I'm gonna have to go with Cynthia on that incident with Porsha. Porsha has all this misplaced confidence, like she's Bethenny freakin' Frankel with a brain full of clever anecdotes and one-liners. No. Just no. Knowing she has all this false confidence, only to be demoted by Bravo makes it all the more delicious.

Yeah, Cynthia struggled on a few words, but overall I get her stance and understand her opinion on Porsha vs. Kenya at the reunion. For me, Cynthia didn't become a valuable player til about season 5 when she had that awkward lunch date with Froggie (the one where Cynthia had a recording of Froggie dogging Cynthia about coming to her party, and Froggie made those lame jokes about all her chocolate and whatnot). Cynthia sans NeNe will be quite interesting. I think she'll do just fine.

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Exactly.

P.S. All that screeching that Porsha does when she's yelling makes me literally wish that Shangela was playing the role of Porsha permanently.

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