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Ugh, don't remind me, lol! It isn't so much that I think they aren't that bad. But it's not like they're gonna polarize the audience the way other, more toxic couples do on this show. Besides, I feel like their fans have suffered long enough, and that everyone deserves a payoff eventually, lol.

Guess you haven't seen "Tyler Perry's Madea's Guy Fawkes Day"?

In this case, however, it doesn't help to have an EP (such as Frank Valentini) who inadvertently reinforces their prejudices by dragging his feet for the longest time on promoting Spencer and Trina's relationship (when it's clear his preference is for lily-white Joss) and then stuffing Trina back into the background as soon as Spencer is killed off. Call me crazy, but I think we'll see Trina recast at least two more times before that girl ever gets another love interest.

LOL!! Sorry, @JAS0N47, but reading that made me laugh so hard. I hope you don't take it the wrong way? If you did, I apologize! What you do for all DAYS fans is nothing short of Herculean, and I, for one, thank you for all the time and energy you devote to keeping such a truly valuable database.

I can see it!

Sorry, I've claimed Y&R already. But I really like your ideas!

Granted, I'm not a Jason/Liz fan, but I feel like their fans deserve a good, old-fashioned power ballad as payment for all those years they had to trust the plan, lol. It wouldn't. It would be like watching a dinner theatre production of "Days of Wine and Roses." Or, in their case, "Days of Drugs and Neuroses."

Abby could start a podcast called "[!@#$%^&*] My Families Haven't Told Me About" and each episode could be about her learning about and responding to the latest crises in her families months after the fact.

Just one more reason why I needed a storyline that explained the source of all of Heather's problems (and no, I'm not talking about poisoned hips either, lol). What happened in that girl's childhood to make her the way she was? Like most characters created by the Pollocks on all their shows, it seems like Heather came in scheming from the very beginning without any real explanation as to why.

As far as I was concerned, there was only one option for Nadine after that whole debacle with Bridget, and that was to leave Springfield in disgrace.

If/when Jason and Liz finally become a couple, I hope they'll scrounge up enough cash to play this song at their wedding:

For some reason, I'm recalling actor James Greene (who was in a lot of movies and TV shows, including one of my all-time faves, "The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd") played a real sleazy type who either tried to rape Jenny while she was hiding out in NYC, force her into pornography or both. Did that actually happen, or am I misremembering?

AFAIC, we need to start a "#FreeGHActors" movement on social media, lol.

Now that you mention it, @Paul Raven, I think that's EXACTLY why he said he didn't care for the story. At least that's what I'm recalling atm, although I might be wrong. Also, I recall reading in some other, long-forgotten book about the soaps that when Marland arrived at GH, he realized that the show was still working off the long-term projections from the last several HW's. I think that's why what he (and Gloria Monty) were able to do with the show was so remarkable, because they really had inherited a mess, lol.

IKR? It's so...Village People, lol. And the second theme song is like something you'd hear on a PBS kids show from the same period. Thanks for all this information and analysis, @Paul Raven. It really helps put the Silverman era at NBC in a different perspective for me. Come to think of it, I can't think of too many Universal-produced comedies. I think "Kate & Allie" and "Gimme a Break!" come closest, but MCA-TV was just the distributor/syndicator.

From your lips to God's and Sony's ears.

What exactly was the Lana/Lisa story all about, lol? I remember reading somewhere that Douglas Marland didn't like the Steven Lars plot and that the only way he could get out of it was just to have Heather go full villainess - hence, the LSD stratagem.

I'm glad you brought this up, @Paul Raven. For all that went wrong during Fred Silverman's tenure at NBC, he never gets credit for commissioning "Hill Street Blues," a critical success that, along with "The Cosby Show," would help to revive the network's fortunes in years to come. (And I say that as someone who admires his successor, Grant Tinker). But, yeah, my idea for a darker, edgier "Supertrain" never would have gotten off the ground in the era of "Pink Lady and Jeff," lol.

I agree. TBH, Nadine was a character I could take or leave on GL, but her keeping Bridget in that attic and then trying to pass off Bridget's baby as her and Billy's was pretty much when I was done with her. In fact, I was actually surprised that she didn't wind up in prison for that or get thrown out of Springfield afterwards, because that was how I had expected the story to end. Also, you'll never convince me that that story wasn't in some way JER's "baby," so to speak. The whole premise of a greedy, grasping housewife keeping an unwed, pregnant teenager in her attic for months on end just so she can take her baby and claim it as her own - all while fooling everyone in town into thinking she's pregnant by wearing pillows and [!@#$%^&*] - has his fingerprints all over it.

It's always such a treat to see vintage Y&R from when the show was still written and produced with care. God I miss that show.

At this point, I'll settle for Alan "OMG, that's so kray-zee!" Locher.

If he looks that bad producing such a shitty-ass show every week, imagine how he'd look if he worked so hard to produce a show that's actually watchable, lol? You might not be too far from the truth, lol. That's always been my number-one issue with Frank's work as EP on GH and OLTL: what is his style as a producer beyond bloated casts, sluggish storylines and obnoxious child "actors"? What has he done for both shows that's been good yet uniquely him?

I still say a nice, long, sit-down chat with PM would clear up a lot of the confusion.

It's like Ron just gets these one-sentence inspirations for storylines and figures he'll work out the logistics later.

I'm thrilled as well! DVD is a national treasure in my book. He might need a little more assistance getting around these days, but there's still that twinkle in his eye and spring in his step. AFAIC, he's one of the last of the breed of entertainers who exude talent, warmth and class. (And no, it's not lost on me that even 98-year-old DVD looked to be in better health onstage than 61-year-old Frank Valentini.)