Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

[Antoyne]

When I tell you my body is ready. It will be a perfect pallot cleanser after this atrocious Atlanta season.

[NothinButAttitude]

 

I am right there with you. Ugh. I cannot wait!

[Antoyne]

It looks like stank ass Charisse finally got the boot too!

[NothinButAttitude]

 

I actually wanted her behind to return for the simple reason that I wanted to see her feet held to the fire this year. 

[DaytimeFan]

 

 

Count me in. I cannot wait and that trailer looked fresh and dramatic.

 

Do we have an airdate?

 

ATL was crap yesterday. Eva's hair was a disaster at her wedding.

[NothinButAttitude]

 

If I am not mistaken, I think Potomac returns either My 4th or May 5th.

[Cat]

Same. She was such a bitch to Monique in particular, and when it came to Karen, always played both sides. 

 

However, I am not losing sleep over her missing as Katie is back and this season looks like fire!! Ashley still as messy as ever. My only complaint is not enough Karen in the trailer!

[Cat]

Something else concerning Potomac. Michael's 'issue' is right out there for all to see. Bet the Darbeys would have loved to work a deal with Bravo to keep it behind closed doors, and I bet Bravo told them "We can show anything we want." It makes me wonder if the BH women have different contracts from the rest of the franchise. Contracts where they can block Bravo from showing or talking about certain things. Maybe that explains why we have all this scripted petty nonsense the last few years instead of actual stuff that is happening.

 

Anyway. I am very curious how Ashley, Miss IAmOpenAboutEverythingWhyArentYouKaren, tries to dress up what happened between Michael and the cameraman. I cant stand Gizelle but I admit I giggled when she said "He likes big butts. And I cannot lie." 

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[Gray Bunny]

 

LuAnn suddenly having beef with Ramona and not wanting to see her at the party seemed a little forced to me for conflict. I get that Ramona said a couple things about her at the reunion, but it just didn't seem organic (similar to season four when Kelly suddenly had an issue going on a trip with Ramona, blaming her on happened the year prior [Scary Island], which rang hollow and unnecessary). 

 

I love the Hamptons action too, and it definitely gives Season 2 & 3 vibes. 

 

Re: POTOMAC

 

Oh [!@#$%^&*], that looks goooood! I can't wait for these silly bitches to return

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Everyone vs. Ashley looks juicy as hell.  Love me some Grande Dame! 

 

Robyn's hair is atrocious. 

 

I think I might actually like Katie's return. 

 

 

Agreed, you know I live to hate her. 

 

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[NothinButAttitude]

Dog-gate is officially one of the stupidest arcs on these shows if there ever was one. 

 

Here's my thing... I know LVP stirs the pot and manipulates the f-ck out of these chicks. That lies on them for doing her bidding. My biggest gripe in all of this is that these women are trying to play on our (the audience) intelligence and force feed us a damn story that isn't making sense! It doesn't make sense that the messenger, Teddi, is scatterbrained and all over the place with her own story. She can't even tell a cohesive story without their being holes in, thus debunking her whole claim. 

 

And what is REALLY p*ssing me off is that Dorit is being portrayed as a victim. She isn't! She broke contract, lied about the whereabouts of a poor dog, and then placed the dog in danger. This slight beating she's taking from the audience pales in comparison as to a** whooping she should really be getting right now. 

 

Lastly, the word truth needs to be eradicated from the lexicon of these women. None of them live the entire truth. Not when you have Erika and Dorit posing as socialites, yet they are really cash poor. Not when you have Kyle's hubby 'allegedly' pilfering people of their money. 

 

I need escapism. Not this mess on my screen. I want Bravo to cancel this show if this is all that BH has to offer.

[DaytimeFan]

 

+1 

 

Wholeheartedly agree. I kept muttering "No, no, no" as I washed the evening's dishes while BH played. I cannot, for the life of me, understand how any of these women thought this was going to be riveting to watch - Kyle, Rinna, Teddi, Dorit, Erika - all of 'em circling the talk show circuit crowing about how LVP was going down.

 

Teddi can't keep her story straight to save her life. She keeps changing details, big and small, all while crying as if anyone should really care.

 

Kyle is fake as hell. She's happy to hear all of the women trash LVP. And the splits. Again? Sigh. She's quite predictable. 

 

Rinna can't help but insert herself into every single scene that involves trashing LVP. It isn't her fight and yet she's obsessed.

 

It's interesting to see Camille say that LVP asked her to confront Taylor back in the day (wise given that Taylor wouldn't have listened to a word LVP said since her grifter ass was constantly on the defensive)...frankly Camille should be thanking LVP, she gave her an incredible pop culture moment with "We don't say it BUT NOW WE'VE SAID IT!"

 

The best part of the episode was LVP in the back of the Rolls Royce blithely slamming Teddi while she powdered her face. Effortless fun to watch.

[NothinButAttitude]

 

Might we add too that it was b/c of LVP's 'manipulating' that Camille confronting Taylor further put Camille in a good light with the audience. 

 

And I am over Kyle and her splits too. She's a one-trick pony. 

[Faulkner]

Teddi is getting annihilated on Twitter.

[Chris B]

 

This amazes me if true. I know many say RHOA isn’t the greatest this year, but I’ve noticed RHOBH is so bad it amazes me it holds up. 

 

[alwaysAMC]

 

Wasn't that their premiere episode week?  That wouldn't surprise me.  I think we should check the last 4 weeks and see how they're trending.  I also am curious how NYC ranks in there.