Darn

I don't understand why the show doesn't bring back Cameron Kirsten (played by Susan Walters' husband Linden Ashby). That would be generate story for Sharon, Nick, Mariah and Noah. Hell throw Victor and Nikki in there too. He's also still ALIVE. And he's a VILLAIN. This show has such middle of the road characters, we need someone to spice things up.

I was always under they impression that Alex Donnelly was fired due to ageism. They wanted to do the Phyllis/Diane rivalry but wanted someone who *looked* closer to MS's age (Donnelly and Stafford are only 6 years apart). Anyway, this would be exciting if the show was remotely good. And if Kyle was actually on canvas.

They didn't want to put any effort into that promo did they? Let me guess that's Keemo's daughter's mother and she's some white lady who will outlast Allie by years.

The only time a soap has legitimately shocked me was the end of episode reveal that Kevin was Michael's brother on Y&R. There were zero hints or buildup to it but when it happened it made perfect sense.

The new Jordan is like a sexy robot.

This was a very sweet reunion and good lord Tom is hot. They both said they'd be down for the Pine Valley show (that at this point is never happening).

How does GH have the budget for all these sets? If this was Y&R that scene would have been shot in Chancellor Park.

He was barely relevant when Jensen Ackles was there.

Brooke at 60 should not be in some dumb story where the plot hinges on her kissing her ex. She's done much worse to literally everyone in her life and this is what Ridge rages over? Dumb.

Paris, Carter and I'm pretty sure Taylor are all photoshopped into this picture.

Honestly the Keemo story feels like a deliberate FU to everyone who mentioned the character in the last 25 years. This is exactly how we didn't want him referenced. They really do not care about the future of this show.

His face gave him away. Y'all okay?

That is...Jacob Young.

I know their covers are always bad but Jesus Christ...

I don't know, I always thought Tamara hit the ground running. Maybe that was just a reaction to Jennifer Branson being so terribly miscast.

Like you said, he could be reinvented. It's been so long that he could have any characterization they wanted. But on the current show he'd just be another do-gooder who talks about how amazing everyone and thing is. Or he'd start a scathing podcast about how much Jack sucks so Jack sends him a cease and desist via Amanda. They would discuss this at Grand Phoenix for 3 solid episodes. It would be resolved with Jack tearfully calling Keemo and saying "I'm sorry". We never see Keemo during any of this.

Since we've heard no casting notice about Keemo I wouldn't be surprised if they killed him off screen. Why? Just because everything on this show happens off screen.

Is it ever not the same low energy music cue they play at the end of every scene?

Holy shti this dialogue is mind-numbing. "The third letter". Thanks, MENSA.

If the middles of Middle America react badly to the pairing they're easy to write out. They've barely been written in. Call me when Donna prefers to go by Don.

Her in that Tiger King movie/series whatever it is. Oh I adore her. That's exciting!

Amanda Seyfried stars in The Dropout premiering on Hulu March 3rd. Her performance looks pretty incredible.

I was just messin with ya. I simply don't like Rebecca Budig's acting anymore, I think she's another lazy one.

Erica and Tad just lead so much story as individuals, it wouldn't make much sense to couple them. You'd be hurting the amount of story you can tell by putting your two big stars together.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *puts you in a chokehold* don't speak this into existence