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Another day of exercise and overtiring myself. Managed to climb to the highest point in the city. My legs are killing me... finished the day with a nice dose of The Doctors.

I am tucked into bed, ready to dream about airplanes or space. My two most frequent dream themes.

 

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When God created

Adam and Eve, He said:

I only have two gifts:

One is the art of peeing standing ...

And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:

ME!, ME!, ME!,

I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!

Look, it will make my life substantially easier.

Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.

Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.

He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and

bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...

Well, he would not stop showing off.

God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:

What is the other gift? '

God answered:

Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

Share with those women who u want to give a smile ..... and open-minded men !!

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Don't let people school you on things you are not sure they excel at. Sometimes I find it funny how people who are clearly failing at a lot of things, have the gall to give recommendations how these things should be done.

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