Completely DEAD at that visual.

Same. I did a literal spit take reading that! The saddest part for me is that it was so easy to picture.

Kelly Monaco better not stand too close to the furniture on set because there WILL be some SCENERY CHEWING to be HAD, gurl. "Get! Yer! Hands! Off my HUZZ-BIND!!!!!"

Given Kelly just phones it in, it would balance out lol

Yeah this casting news is so not true given the source

Roger already shouts and twirls in his scenes, so I can see it.

They're probably saving Milo's abs for the Nurse's Ball.

Roger already shouts and twirls in his scenes, so I can see it.

He needs to be charged with crimes against nature and acting and disturbing our ears

YAY!!! Now I can actually celebrate the fact she won't be back at Y&R anytime soon!! I feel like it's my BIRTHDAY!!!

I honestly feel it would be stupid of her to join ANY soap. She was on Y&R for so many years and she just left a few months ago. I'm sure she has enough money to just focus on auditioning and trying to book a film or primetime gig. If it doesn't happen you can go back to soaps, but I would leave for AT LEAST a full year.

I honestly feel it would be stupid of her to join ANY soap. She was on Y&R for so many years and she just left a few months ago. I'm sure she has enough money to just focus on auditioning and trying to book a film or primetime gig. If it doesn't happen you can go back to soaps, but I would leave for AT LEAST a full year.

ITA. Plus, I thought her web series was doing well. Honestly, as I mentioned above the "coma" thing makes me believe it's fake.

If she could tap into just 10% of the genius of her 1994 to 1997 run on Young and the Restless, we're in for a treat.

If she retreads what she's done for the past ten years, she will be eaten alive by better/more charismatic actors.

If she retreads what she's done for the past ten years, she will be eaten alive by better/more charismatic actors.

Not on GH, lol.

Not on GH, lol.

Lol I was just about to say that shouldn't come close to being an issue on GH.

Another new character. Just what this soap doesn't need. Zzz.

michelle stafford ‏@TheRealStafford 11m

Today is an awesome day to start something new!! That's what I'm doing y'all... I'll tell u about it very soon! ❤️

hmmmmmm.

She's going to be on general hospital. I wonder how much they had to pay Michelle stafford to be on the show. Watch y and r recast Phyllis

They should've cleared like 4-5 people to hire her

They should've cleared like 4-5 people to hire her

What makes you think they haven't? The announcements of who got axed just won't be official. No doubt MS won't be paid what she and others think she should be paid, but she will make up for that in air time, and because she is a Crappy creation, MS' character will have a "story" and she will never be off screen 3 or 4 consecutive weeks at a time.