In the span of a YEAR Billy will have gone from NO children to TWO.

And Chance can't even get laid.

More like Days of Our Lives

Sami gave birth to twins who were fathered by EJ and Lucas

Well yes that story on Days and there was one on GL but I'm talking about

when Theresa got herself pregnant as the surrogate, one twin was Gwen's, the other was hers. Gwen's died.

Didn't Passions have a twist like that?

One Life to Live has one like that too...Well actually Im not sure if it ever aired on screen...But later they said that Viki was preggers with Natalie by Clint, and got raped by Mitch and unknowingly got pregnant with Jessica...But then Mitch stole his baby (Jess), but switched them back cause he wanted Jess to have a good life. And that is how we got Natalie.

Also, I think this explains why Jess has 3 personalities....that's QUITE the life story.

Also,

Victor and Nikki return tomorrow, correct?

And (random), but what is with Tucker's hair? It looks like he was attacked by a killer bag of cotton balls.

The story with Viki's twins was a rewrite, many years later.

Jessica's personalities were also based on a rewrite -- they said she was sexually abused as a child.

As for Chance, well, of course he can't have sex, since he's not a manly man.

The story with Viki's twins was a rewrite, many years later.

Jessica's personalities were also based on a rewrite -- they said she was sexually abused as a child.

I thought so. And OHHH I totalllyyyy forgot they said she was sexually abused as a child. That is a feesable storyline, but can you even really get pregnant and not know it's twins when you have a stomach the size of Llanview itself?!

What?? How can one of these kids be Billy's? Didn't Mac have to abstain from sex for a while before becoming a surrogate? This doesn't make a lick of sense. With everything a surrogate goes through it doesn't even seem possible she could get pregnant outside of the IVF process.

I wish Mac would just miscarry, this surrogate story has been a bust since day one. Lily has cancer and might not live, yet the only thing on her mind is having a kid? Please.

Lily's cancer "story" has been one of the most offensively told and boring pieces of trash I've also ever seen on a soap.

And Chance can't even get laid.

Indeed.

As for Chance, well, of course he can't have sex, since he's not a manly man.

Neither are poor Neil & Paul.

Neither are poor Neil & Paul.

Come on. That Tyra/Neil scene was hot hot hot. Nothing says sex like two people who look like they're having an ingrown toenail removed.

Ah yes, poor Nia Peeples was sacrificed for another character/actress who is not even on the show anymore either. Though I never liked Karen or Peeples in the first place but I don't believe we ever saw Neil and Karen in bed at all did we?

What?? How can one of these kids be Billy's? Didn't Mac have to abstain from sex for a while before becoming a surrogate? This doesn't make a lick of sense. With everything a surrogate goes through it doesn't even seem possible she could get pregnant outside of the IVF process.

This bet not be true. People don't like Mac & Billy together. What I'm hoping somehow Mac & JT got together. Since her standards gotten low since sleeping with Marry man Billy. I'm hoping she'll do another like JT.

Ah yes, poor Nia Peeples was sacrificed for another character/actress who is not even on the show anymore either.

Peeples was easily the worst firing of 2009. But at least we're not still stuck with that other thing.

I don't believe we ever saw Neil and Karen in bed at all did we?

We did, actually. Twice that I can think of.

With this awful Mackenzie story, does anyone else think

she will lose the Lily/Cane baby she was carrying, and a big battle will start up over her child with Billy?

With this awful Mackenzie story, does anyone else think

she will lose the Lily/Cane baby she was carrying, and a big battle will start up over her child with Billy?

People didn't like Mac & Billy together giving them a child isn't going to work out either. It's better to make JT or Cane the father of Mac kid.