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Scotty

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Well, if you'd quit being so predictable, I might have a harder time keeping up with you.

Ryan:

-Wakes up

-Stares in the mirror for a good hour

-Takes an hour dressing and primping

-Drives to work belting out Kat McPhee and dancing obnoxiously

-Comes into work

-Gets on SON

-Does a little work

-Gets on SON again

-Takes a lunch break

-Gets on SON

-Flirts with that flirty new, naiive female co-worker

-Acts like he's working when the boss strolls by

-Gets on AIM

-Gets off work, AIM, and SON

-Does the Kat McPhee thing again

-Admires all the girls in front of the gym

-Pretends to work out

-Passes out his number to a bunch of girls who just throw them in the trash when he walks off

-Calls his mommy

-Gets home

-Eats

-Gets on SON

-Flirts with any innocent bystander in a sleazy chat room

-Eats

-Gets on SON

-Gets on AIM

-Invites Jen over to "talk"

-Takes a shower

-Goes to bed...................................................................with Jen

...and the cycle repeats..

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