Khan

You bet. I'm a lot of things. A fool is not one of 'em.

I'd laugh if I weren't so busy soiling my boxer shorts from fright.

Like we always say in the Philolexian Society: this is why we can't have nice things.

At the "Save America March," newly elected Congressman (and Hitler Youth rep) Madison Cawthorn just called the men and women he's been elected to serve with "cowards" with no backbone. Way to win friends and influence people, bruh.

Since it's a special night (and @BetterForgotten has posted the video upthread): Here's another one. (Who knew there were so many songs about GA?)

I'm really looking forward to the right claiming this election was rigged, too.

Yes. IIRC, he also directed episodes of Y&R.

With Special Guest Star Ben Carson as Prissy:

Please let Ashton Kutcher's sole job in 2021 be telling others Tanya Roberts is still alive.

Lucinda Walsh: Strong Black Woman??

Agree on both counts.

Guess the hitman he hired to bump her off didn't do as good of a job as he'd hoped.

To people like Antonio Sabato, Jr., COVID is a "hoax" and "just like the flu" and "no big deal" until they or someone they love contracts it. Then, they want others to lift their names up in prayer. Well, I'm praying for his father to have a safe and speedy recovery. But, Junior...? He can take a walk.

Whoever said it, was right: if they had hired Tanya Roberts instead of Shelley Hack, "Charlie's Angels" might have lasted longer.

You'd think even Donald Trump would've learned by now to check for microphones before speaking.

And not only did "the truth" come out, it put on a performance rivalling Ike and Tina Turner's!

As Willona Woods would say, "That's you...on tape!!".

Next thing you know, he'll dummy up some ballots and claim he found them stuffed under the sofa cushions.

That's FANTASTIC news, @Taoboi! Thanks for keeping us posted!

So much for Trump's vow to put an end to "American carnage."

Exactly.