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Nope. Tom Horton could be Greta's bio dad, and I doubt it would land much of a punch on the folks in Salem.

It seems like SFT saw Warren/Michael Corbett as their answer to GL's Roger Thorpe/Michael Zaslow, right down to the two men's single-minded obsession with abducting their own children (Jonah and Christina/Blake, respectively) from their suffering mothers.

This is gonna seem like a MAJOR reach, but...Morgan Fairchild (ex-Jennifer, SFT; ex-Sydney, THE CITY). I realize Alice was created before Rachel. However, you have to remember that Agnes Nixon positioned "good" Alice as a counterpoint to "bad" Rachel -- a dichotomy that was rendered nonexistent once Harding Lemay (and Victoria Wyndham) evolved Rachel into a more heroine-like character. So, if I had been Lemay, or Paul Rauch, I would have "flipped the script," so to speak, and had Alice become the vixen, and the woman who (perhaps, angered that her onetime rival has finally gotten everything she's ever wanted, while she has had to suffer losing both her mother and the absolute love of her life) is determined never to be the "loser" again.

I think that's true of many soaps -- not just SFT, but THE DOCTORS, LOVING, SANTA BARBARA, etc. -- that's more concerned about survival than anything else.

And that's a problem because...?

Wait, if Big is dead, does that mean you-know-who might return? (You know who I'm talkin' 'bout. Whathisface. The other dude who loved Carrie.)

It's always great to see Lisa Brown again (especially now, after her passing) but that drug injection scene was clumsy af.

Ah.

You know, a big issue I have with this show is that there are, like, 75 characters on there atm, but I recognize maybe ten of 'em. Seriously, Frank, are you just gonna give every actor in L.A. a blow job?

Frankly, Esther no longer serves a purpose on this show and needs to go. Same goes for about 2/3rds of the entire cast.

"And just like that," SJP and the rest proved why it's never wise to go home again.

Not that I'm averse to killing off babies (in drama, not in real life) but this is Christmastime. These shows need to give their audiences a sense of hope for the coming year -- especially after the year (or several) that we've had. God, I hate the [!@#$%^&*] soaps.

None. I think this is an awful, awful exercise and it needs to smothered with a pillow over its' face.

I won't get my hopes up that they'll allow her to be candid about her time on the show.

Don't forget Vanessa Bell Calloway's two amazing stints as AMC's Yvonne Caldwell.

What about Leslie Charleson? She's still recurring, right?

DYNASTY fans feel the same way.

A Christmas movie that's rated TV-14??

Fox News. Watch.

Rule #1 for New Soap Scribes: Learn your damn show's history. I really doubt that was an error on EB's part. Unless, that is, EB just plain doesn't give a [!@#$%^&*] anymore. (Not that I'd blame him.)

God, was there anyone Ellen Wheeler wouldn't have hired to work on that damn show!?

But, if the situation were reversed, and Sally was 240 years older than Jack, Y&R's writers would have been cracking "cougar jokes" like there was no damn tomorrow.

So, are we saying Y&R has created daytime's (and possibly the world's) first transgender baby?

Uh, I think you have it backwards. Nick and Erica were romantically involved BEFORE her marriage to Tom and the "disco deceit." In fact, Mona attempted to convince Erica not to go through with the wedding, because she knew that Erica was only marrying Tom to spite Nick for leaving her and moving to Chicago.