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I vote Yolanda as MVP on tonight's show. I thought she offered great support to Brandi and like how she talked her up to Brandi's father. Lisa's titties looked nice on display! She looks fantastic in comparison to some of her cast members who are 10 years younger. I liked the frank discussion between Brandi, Kyle and Lisa at the end. Brandi's right about the Queen Bee competition. I was half-paying attention to Carlton's scenes. Is she hosting an orgy next week? I'm assuming she'll be in a group with all those girls while her husband is banging a go-go boy.

Cheap! That Marlo signature! LOL Did you make that or find that somewhere? It's adorable

Sheree really brought the hate and jealousy against NeNe. It's no surprise that the Talls vs Smalls (season 4) ceased to exist after SheBroke & Wig left. The rifts between Phaedra/Kandi vs NeNe was very minuscule. Although ATL's best season will always be Season 3 for me, their cast shakeup from S4 to S5 was minor enough to still feel like the same show, but made the necessary changes to keep it fresh and not dwell on the same hatred again (hi, New Jersey!) I LOVE Wendy Williams laughing at the leg!

I particularly liked when the bad acting father asked the minister (he was a minister right?) how his grandchild was doing, and he very casually was like, "Oh he dead." This show... LOL. Sigh... Train wreck. BTW there is no such thing as a "borderline" schizophrenic. Must be a special soap opera illness.

The Dinner Party from Hell, the extended cut is well worth the purchase of Season One on DVD

I TiVo'ed Bethenny yesterday to see Taylor on, and yeah, I miss her looney tunes lips and all that she has to offer. She was wacky in just the right dosage. I could see them welcoming her back next season and make it seem legit ("I'm back from Colorado, y'all!") This past Monday's episode was the first time watching BH where I wanted to peace out and watch the rest later. Anything Kim-focused is duller than dirt.

DEAD. That conjures up an adorable image in my head. Love that this thread has has reverted back to NYC. I hope they'll successfully rebound. The 2nd half of season 5 proved that this group of ladies can stir up a lot of fun and drama. But like others mentioned, the editing and the way they introduced us to the beginning of the season really sabotaged the possibility of starting off strong. At some point, we will see cray cray Kelly in a scene with LuAnn. There was rumor that Ramona and Sonja had a falling out. I wonder if it's true and if they patched things up by the end of filming. Sonja would be lost on this show without being Ramona's kooky partner in crime.

Ditto! And thanks for the gifs galore! She's got the facial expressions for excellent gif opportunities

LOL tired ass. She was such a miserable ho. I could just imagine her being friends with BH's Carlton. The two would sit together in the corner judging others and rolling their eyes. Although Carlton has a fun kinky side in the bedroom. Cindy just needed some.

I agree. I think the reunions of NYC Season 3 and ATL Season 4 are both worth re-watching over & over, and I do too I think NYC's season 3 reunion is the most delicious, satisfying reunion of all time for all the reasons you said: Bethenny's zingers, cray cray Kelly being called out on her hypocrisy and delusions, and Jill being called out on her lies, deception and jealousy. So, so good! I don't recall them saying this upcoming season was extended due to lack of drama. I remember hearing that for seasons 4 and 5 (S4 had additional trips added; S5 had additional filming of just the new girls) I'd have to agree with others about LuAnn. As much of a haughty, phony lil sh*t stirrer that she is, she's part of the overall brand and I love watching her silly self. I'm glad she'll be heavily featured even though she's not an "official" housewife. Aviva's pervy daddy is going after my Ramona which can only spell drama!

"I found one!"

Such a rare trait to find in a Real Housewife.

Wow! I am definitely surprised. I felt like there was no promotion regarding the show's return. I would not have even known it was returning this week if it weren't for this message board. Congrats!

The first episode of the new season should've packed a lil more punch. Not enough of the Cryer family and too much of those 2 nobodies at the hospital with Hannah. A couple things I noticed is that they've increased the production values. That outside scene with Candace and Jeffrey was nice. Looks like they'll be doing more of those. And they finally built a set for Veronica and Peter Parros. Nice big bedroom and their outside windows showed movement (car lights of a moving car) which makes it appear more realistic. And at the hospital, they had long hallways in the background with actual people moving up & down the hallway, something I've never seen on a daytime soap. The actual waiting room looked like a typical soap set, but those background hallways looked totally real.

You know I've been waiting for these bitches to come back! Yay, March 11th! When was the last time a Housewives show was on a Tuesday, back in 2011? I seem to remember NYC Season 4 and OC being on Tuesdays in 2011. One article said LuAnn is not in the first 3 episodes, but she'll be featured prominently as a friend. Looks like she hosts one of their big dinner get-togethers, from the trailer. Looks GREAT! Crazy Aviva giving hell to everyone and her damn LEG on the FLOOR!!! LMAO Looks like a fun season!

Jesus! Wow! From one ratings geek to the next, thanks! I still get more excited to watch RHOBH yet find myself then disappointed or bored with half of what's onscreen. Still have to watch last night's.

Didn't bother to watch season two either. No point after the wedding. I do think it'd cause some fantastic drama if she returned.

Hahahaha.... I don't watch the Pump dump, but I agree with wanting whiny Katie killed off B&B (no offense to Heather Tom, it's just an awful role)

Brilliant. LOL I cant even remember what those kids' names are. Cross? And Hunter & Tylo?

See, I don't think of this as *Lisa* using her friends to create drama/story/ratings for Vanderpump Rules. It's Bravo. None of this is on-the-fly moments. It's all pre-determined, that the intermingling of Housewives and Pumps makes for a crossover event. Yeah, Carlton is quickly becoming a snooze, I'm afraid to say. The sex dungeon story is just weird. I'm glad she has such a close relationship with her mother-in-law, but eww to dildo and crotchless panty shopping with my hubby's mama. Kim, ugh. We fast-forwarded her racecar driving skit. Talk about a time-filler. Why wasn't Kyle at the dinner party? Was that explained? Yolanda's photobook was beautiful. They're a cute couple. I've always wondered this on any Housewives show: whenever there's 2 or 3 people having lunch or dinner, they always show what people order. Why? I don't need to know what they're eating.

Hahahaha I love this description!

For the most part, yes. But last night I forgot she was even there until about half-way through the episode. Cynthia's burst into tears seems to stem from something more. She's not one to make huge dramatic gestures just for airtime.

ITA. That's what's different about this season. Everyone had something to contribute, fabulous or hot mess, in the original cast. Lisa was the witty Brit. Now with half the original ladies gone, friendships divided, and new people brought on and immediately choosing sides... It's not as enjoyable to watch, and yeah it makes Lisa come off as more judgmental and two-faced than just being witty and cheeky. Not to throw out the basic cop out, but I blame strategic editing setting the tone. And I'm still Team Lisa all the way, even if she's standing proudly on her own.

What is the outdoor restaurant called? The one that doubles as the Forrester gym. I don't think anyone in L.A. eats out at night anymore.

It's interesting to read in Brandi's comments that the scene coming up with Joyce & her hubby out to dinner having a bitchfest about Brandi was filmed well after the fact as a "pick up" to piece together the storyline Bravo edits together. Y'know, I'd much rather prefer a silly drunk (Taylor) than a mean drunk. If Brandi had beef with Joyce behind the camera, her best revenge would've been to make no issue of it on camera. This lil feud is the only source of relevancy for Joyce.