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Nene's makeup on WWHL was pure drag. The contouring of the nose, the two obvious shades on the cheeks. Yikes. That, along with her lips and wig was straight up RuPaul. Wow, the RHONJ reunion became such an afterthought. Part 2 on Thursday, Part 3 on Tuesday? I still have to catch up. Is there a "Part 2" of Secrets Revealed coming up, or did we already see that?

Get it!

Agreed. Eileen is hot in daytime, but that only covers four shows that lost their social relavancy decades ago. I was surprised initially, because she seemed overworked (at DAYS) and wanted time for her family, but she's earning that money honey, and utilizing her assets before she gets too old for this kinda nonsense. All the more power to her. If she comes off as another Lisa Vanderpump, her reputation will be fine. If she comes off as another Kim Richards, Taylor Armstrong, Brandi Glanville, etc. etc., then yeah, she'll look a little messy. But she'll still reign in the small daytime world.

They should do a last-minute voiceover spot for Kim's new tagline, saying she's taking a bite out of life. Seriously though, what a hot pile of dookie she is. Pleading with the victim not to report it cuz she'll lose her show. I thought I saw another blurb somewhere about Kim spending long periods of time with her ex-husband who's dying of cancer?

Bad ATL opening. They don't even sound enthused. At least BH will most likely be good. They always get a new opening every year.

Yes! Yes! I know Atlanta is the overall favorite here, but I get the most excited when Beverly Hills returns. I really hope they recapture the glam and fabulosity of seasons 1, 2, and most of 3. I absolutely love that Rinna joined. It's one of those "wouldn't it be cool if so-and-so was on this show?" hypotheticals that actually came true.

And Dina was about to bring up that very point, but backtracked (or pretended she lost her train of thought?). Even so, Dina was the winner this round, in all facets. Looking forward to her battle with Amber's dick of a husband.

Yaaaaaasss! You know this Melrose vet knows how to play up the drama! I hope Eileen wipes the floor with Brandi and beats her with her Emmy.

Amen! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks I'm so excited! I LOVE how Lisa Rinna and Eileen get right into the drama! What a delicious treat for us soap fans who are already familiar with them. There's no awkward new-girl intro for us! SO SO glad it's coming back in a few weeks!!

I agree that Rinna's hair is very You've Got Mail Meg Ryan, but at the same time, it is her signature look since way back when during her Taylor McBride Melrose Place days (though she did grow it out nicely during her 2nd year). Can't wait for this group of gals to debut! Eileen should've worn a dress similar to her Y&R opening circa '99-'03 (the red backdrop & porno music years) when we first saw a full body silhouette of her before the up close shot.

Did you mean The Riddler?

LOL at the Freddy Krueger comments. He does look kinda scary there.

Oy. NeNe is like a new drag queen who's still learning the craft.

Wow, Kelly returning? I can accept that (especially in a small dose) only for a revisit with her and Bethenny. I think season six of NYC was a bunch of nothingness and mini arcs thrown together to make a season, but LuAnn definitely earned her spot back and finally pulled the countess stick from out of her butt and just had fun. Fun looks good on her.

I can't link cuz I'm on my phone right now, but according to RealityTea, RHOBH won't return til January! argh!!! That's too long a wait! And according to their latest, DAYS alums Lisa Rinna and Eileen are having a lil feud. Kristen and Billie fighting! Where's Jennifer Rose to break it up?

Gotta love that stank expression they used for Jill's shot. haha

It just felt hollow and stupid. Jacqueline's over here bawling like she's losing her bff, and her bff won't even film scenes with her!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass Bethenny's back! Sorry Carole, the queen of clever comments is back! Better relinquish the crown quietly; I have a feeling if she tried to step up her game, she'd fail miserably. See: her first reunion. Still kinda bummed that Kristen is returning because I don't really care about her, or her relationship with the other ladies. Still hoping Bravo will pull out a last-minute surprise with a return of Jill, even if just for an episode or two for her and Bethenny to fight reunite. Lord knows Bethenny never held back about JZ on her talk show! Did not hear about that! I heard a different version about the gay brother's wedding; the other version I heard of made Dina sound like the bad one. Tsk, tsk, covering up Dina's husband's affair and breaking bread with the cheating hubby and the mistress? I guess what goes around comes around since Albert was screwing around on Caroline...

Yes. These four for one more round would be Housewives gold. I need one more good season of Bethenny dragging Jill's ass all over Manhattan.

I have to agree with this (bringing back Aviva), since Bethenny has reported since day one that she helped bring Aviva to the show. Let's see Bethenny handle the crazy on camera! I like to compare the hierarchy of all these shows to Beverly Hills, because I think the level of importance and the roles the ladies play on that show are very clear (at least IMO; I know some of you hate Kyle). And NYC's Heather and Carole are like BH's Taylor and Kim. Yeah, they can ruffle a few feathers every now and then, but they're not who we're coming to see, and they aren't the ones that everyone's trying to be BFF's with. They need some Lisa's and Kyle's and Camille's (Bethenny, Jill, LuAnn) to headline the show and make things pop. And they cannot give up on Ramona, especially if Bethenny is returning. Those two are genuine friends. I would *love* to see a truly "renewed" Ramona--- life after Mario! Will this make her more pleasant or an even crazier bitch? She may have been so short-circuited because of that man. She may find peace and be able to co-exist with the ladies in a much better fashion. Or, she may go off the deep end and be worse than ever. And what if she slutted it up like looneytunes Sonja? Oh, the possibilities are endless for a "renewed" Mario-less Ramona Singer! ATL: Phaedra has fallen out of favor with so many, it even comes across that way on Ellen. She's not the southern Belle everyone loved in season 3. I don't think she'll come out of this top dog at the reunion; she's got at least one couch full of ladies already prepared to come for her, and the season hasn't even begun to air! They've got a good 6 months to dig up dirt on Shady Phae-Phae and practice their one-liners. Kenya will be practicing for a prop-less reunion this time 'round.

I was thinking the same thing. I could easily see her as the next Vicki G, celebrating 10 seasons as the OG of the ATL. P.s. I had to google Michael Moriarty.

Well said, Soaplovers. God, the 3 new ones and their families tried way too hard. And you're right about the OC comparison. A through line was present and strong, even with the questionable editing of Lizzie and Danielle (?). I forget the 'friends of' names sometimes if they're a total non-factor.

Good grief, that sounds messy. Jersey always gets the messy edits. Like when they filmed the season 3 reunion right after filming the season 4 finale, and Caroline and an absent Jacqueline were pissed at Teresa even though they were friends all season long. Meanwhile, wasn't there some off-camera drama that happened season 3 in Punta Cana, where they all got into some huge bar brawl? Wonder whatever became of that. On this upcoming season finale, did they edit in brand new footage of Teresa & Joe's sentencing from 2 weeks ago?

So, so true. I like her, but damn, she even sounds bored doing her "for more about the real housewives, go to bravotv.com" voice-over.