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There's just no getting rid of that dirty little mofo. I was so pissed that Tips couldn't pull it off

Kohlschreiber aint playing!

The pics are marvelous! Board ticks are annoying the !@#$%^&*] out of me

Rain delays are ok and it was good to see some of the old matches. I knew Roger was not going to win UO13, but I expected him to at least make it further. Robredo whipped him in straight sets! Super happy that Serena put that little brat in her place. Hopefully, she won't be running off at the chops any longer. Sloane has a good game and slams are definitely in her future, but for now, show some respect and we need not mention that fluke in Australia ever again. Kohlschreiber is hanging in with Nadal. Gimme 5 sets, but Nadal better reign supreme! I'm gonna need Nadal to spank that stupid Brit who won't go away.

Veronica is rocking this sh!t, and I'm loving every single minute of her. I love that they are humanizing her, though I suspect that might be by accident. First, she gives Hannah 24 hours to tell the truth, and then she goes to that walking brick she's married to and tells him to have Benny out in an hour! I love a bad bitch who lays down the law but is not so hard that she can be kind. The Jeffrey/Wyatt scene on the couch was painful. I needed advil to get thru it. O'Connell (is that his name) is possibly the worst actor on PT ever! When Wyatt tells us he's upset, I was like, "are you sure". How anyone could look at that scene and not be horrified is beyond me. TP s/b ashamed for such an inferior product.

Wait. Did she not wait for the 6 week check up? Didn't she just have the 2nd son?

Really disappointed that Serena couldn't close the match today. She should be embarrassed! However, eventually, she will be where Fed is. They can't stay #1 forever, and her replacement is on her way just as Fed's was over a year ago. The tennis she played in Cincy? I'm shocked she made it to the finals. However, she is possibly the GOAT in women's tennis, but she is now at the point to where not playing well against the field is different from not playing well against Vika, Stosur and a few others. She looks very healthy, but Vika wants the US Open, and she is possibly the only person to take it from S. Here's to hoping S remains #1 at least until February 14, which is the month she took that spot. Congrats Nadal! Didn't see that match (or S' for that matter, just kept up with the score on Twitter), but because it appeared really tight, looks must see. Will have to check it out.

My 2 favorite female players did battle, and of course, I love when S wins, but I would not have been broken up if Na had won. The close score makes it look like a great match, but it wasn't. S played some bad Tennis, and I don't see her winning the US Open if this continues.

Nadal and Isner is gonna be interesting. I get so umcortable watching Iz because he's so damn tall. But word on the street is that Sharapova "made" papa Yuri call Connors and fire him. They didn't get along from day one. Maria felt that Jimmy had no knowledge of women's tennis or her game. She felt he brought basic teachings to the table and offered nothing of value. Since Yuri insisted she hire Jimmy, he should be the one to fire him? Um no, Maria, ultimately, you hired Jummy and you have to man up and fire him. But what's done is done, Jimmy is probably toasted right about now (all he said was that he was going home and having a stiff drink).

Fed is doing a good job so far. If he stays with Nadal, at the very least, I get a 3 setter. ETA: Whoa! Fed took the first set like a 17 time Grand Slam Champion with a fierce back hand!

Thomas Berdych! I love you, boo!!!!! Getting rid of that stupid bloke, even if for a little while, made my weekend!

DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM! Sharapova drops Jimmy Connors already! One match was all she needed to make that decision? Holy [!@#$%^&*]!

The guy lower in the middle looks like Sebastian Roche (Jerry Jax). Me too!

And then that lousy ass detective acts as if it's some high level CIA sh!t when it's only 2 dumb ass judges who can't see their hands in front of their faces. And if it's that dangerous (if anything happens to me, your son is innocent - LMFAO!), UM YEAH, in the middle of the courthouse corridor? Ok, Toilet Paper!

Fed is currently getting his ass whipped by Haas. Darren Cahill is really criticizing Fed right now.

Marion Bartoli retired from Tennis last night. She played her last match in Cincy.

God bless you

LMAO! Last night's eppy was a mess! 50 steps forward [with the prior eppy] and 10 million back. The only saving grace for me was Veronica! Kathryn loves her daughter? WTFev! Sh!tty time to break that news to her, Hannah.

The scene between Benny's father and the detective was all kinds of heinous! No audience should be subjected to that, and it's so unfair to ask. Wow! And why in the sam hell does Benny's father look like Johnny Witherspoon?! It's so distracting!

Now this creepy mofo is crying? LMAO!

Steebie made it rain on Nikko with singles! Steebie's po ass need to cut it out.

If Tracy Steele returns next season, and she is giving a significant amount of airtime, I'm OUT!

Kirk has been going out of his way to look hard. He really needs to cut it out because he looks like a damn fool!

BM as Douglas Watson's onscreen daughter has always been ridiculous to me, and these scenes just drive that home!

I just watched that Cory vs Cory eppy last weekend. Victoria Wyndham is... I can't find the words. I was also watching her scenes as she confronts Iris about being The Chief. The woman is absolutely amazing!