Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

[JackPeyton]

Random... does anyone feel like Alexis was an escort that Jim picked out to be his wife? Honestly. The way they talk about how the meant, the way shes on a new journey of god and learning and he is her teacher, how he controls her... idk... some stuff makes me wonder.

[Gray Bunny]

Wow, for the first time since I entered the Real Housewives world, I sat through an entire premiere episode of OC and was entertained! I love Gretchen. I don't care what her faults are, she's just so damn pretty and I love her laugh. I think she'd be better off with less make-up though. She's young; she doesn't need all that goop on her face.

Back to my favorite group, the Beverly Hills bitches: I totally agree with others that Splits and Rambles Richards were trying to twist Duchess Yolanda's words, but neither she nor Queen Lisa were going to fall for it. Yes, there were some comments made, but nothing as vicious or behind-the-back like Rambles tried to insinuate.

I do get Princess Brandi's point about Splits always discrediting Rambles' sobriety, but I can understand why Splits would be cautiously optimistic... it just comes off as pessimistic.

As erratic as she was, Rambles did more at the reunion than Taylor. There was just nothing for Taylor to even discuss, considering most of her storyline was cut out.

It was nice to see the girls cheering on Queen Lisa at DWTS. You can just see the joy on Princess Brandi's face; she is genuinely happy for her.

[rlj]

BTW, not nary a mention of Faye at the reunion LOL. Damn even Dana got to sit at the reunion for one segment last year LOL. I get the feeling andy not a faye fan LOL!

[Mr. Vixen]

Does anyone know if they'll be re-airing the BH reunion? I missed both weeks

[Gray Bunny]

I can sip some Pinot and breathe a sigh of relief. It was announced that New York is returning.

New Jersey is returning June 2nd.

Lisa's Vanderpump Rules is also getting a second season.

P.S. On the Bravo TV topic, I'm SO glad Tabatha's returning this Thursday!

[Cheap21]

you should create a thread. I live Tabatha! I was worried bc they put her show on hiatus for so long

[London]

Well, it's Official. Phaedra has her spinoff.

I hope there's interesting people. I know she said way back when she once represented Bobby Brown but I don't care about him.

Oh you can read about the bazillion other shows Bravo has returning or greenlit by clicking here.

[NothinButAttitude]

Faye was mentioned at the reunion but it was left on the editing room floor and will be on the "Secrets Revealed" episode next week. Bravo has a clip of the "Faye segment" on Bravotv.com. I watched it last night and let's just say that Yolanda, Lisa, and Brandi went in on Kyle (especially Yo & Lisa). Here is the clip:

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-3/videos/who-is-faye-speaking-for

Speaking of Faye . . . her friend, Daniel, who recently did an article bashing Faye and saying she is a b*tch for real, got a high-five from Lisa last night after her performance on DWTS, and Kyle called him an "!@#$%^&*]" and was defending Faye even more.

http://www.realitytea.com/2013/04/02/exclusive-lisa-vanderpump-kyle-richards-faye-resnick-daniel-dicriscio-dwts-party-photos-friend-defend-brandi-glanville-gossip/

[London]

I will say Splits will probably go down to the death defending her.

[Sapounopera]

BH

So Paul was this season's abused housewife? Adrienne was right. Pathetic.

Kyle looked so mean, ugly and nervous through the entire reunion. I've had enough of her fake soap opera crying and the eighties dramatic hair touching. She was so afraid of what her wacko sister might say during the interview I almost fell sorry for her.

Kim was a disaster once again. I can't stand addicts who play the victim card all the time and her attacks on Yolanda made her look even more pathetic. The Richards sisters are pure trash in my eyes, the only difference between them is that Kyle is sleazier. Kyle can have two types of women around her. Rich ones with a lot of money to spend and needy troubled women with a lot of baggage she can gossip about in order to feel that everything in her life is normal.

I hope Taylor (whom I like) had a great time as an audience during the reunion.

[London]

I like you Elsa... I kept LMAO and rolling my eyes at the same time every damn time Rambles and Splits tried to go for Yolanda and Rambles YO LAN DAs. I'm like my god, do you think you're calling a dog?

[ChitHappens]

You freaking rock! I can't wait to see this when I get home!

THANK YOU!

[NothinButAttitude]

London,

Yep, Kyle will defend Faye's rubbermaid head ass until the end of time, but Faye will only defend Kyle if equates camera time/exposure.

And you're welcome, Chit! I saw the clip last night. I knew they had to bring up Faye's disgusting behind somehow. I still wish that they would've invited Faye and Marisa, and Camille would accepted her invitation to the reunion. That would've filled the void of Adrienne not being there to receive her tongue lashing b/c Faye would've got it instead. It would've been a blood bath had these three women came.

Now onto RHOC:

I can already tell that this going to be another dull ass season of Vicki bitching and moaning her life and blaming Gretchen and Slade for all that is wrong, Dumblexis being petty and subservient, and Trampra playing both sides of the fence. I can see her stabbing Gretchen in the back for Vicki and I feel that Lynne will factor into this somehow.

And I'm sorry but RHOC needs to scrap that fugly ass powerpoint '98 opening. All the other franchises have updated theirs, so RHOC needs to do the same. This just shows how cheap and how low this show is on the totem pole of HWs shows. Hell, RHOM got a new opening and they get the same rating #s as RHOC does.

Ugh. Just keep Heather, Gretchen, and possibly Lydia (depending on how she is this season) and reboot this show. Sorry but Vicki needs to go. I'm over her miserable, ham hock lookin' ass. I'm over Jesus Jugs, and I'm over Barnyard animal too. Her bitchy antics aren't even funny like Goddess Linnethia's are. She tries too hard. I'm gonna watch, but I'm going to be counting down the days till RHONYC or RHOM swoops in and relieve these women of their duty.

[London]

Sick burn Brandon. LMAO!

[DaytimeFan]

Loved the RHOBH reunion because the gloves went off!

Kim (Rambles) was a mess as usual and is positively marinating in her role as the gin soaked victim.

Kyle (Splits) looked so ugly, melodramatic and nervous, as if she knew, at a moment's notice, everyone was going to turn on her...she had to settle for 3/5 remaining Wives to show their disdain.

Taylor did nothing, I'll be surprised if she returns because, although she totally redeemed herself and was actually enjoyable to watch, she instigated nothing.

Princess Brandi handled herself well. I'm glad she said Splits would be happy if Rambles fell off the wagon because I think she's 100% correct.

Duchess Yolanda did very well shutting the Richards sisters down. Like a boss. I get the impression Andy doesn't really like her, I hope she gets another season because she was sublime.

Her Majesty The Queen delivered the most delicious lines of the night as she concluded that Kyle is a lying, backstabbing bitch in the most elegant way possible.