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Scotty

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Isn't it funny that sometimes life doesn't work out as you imagined/planed, but in the end, you're happier than you ever expected? It's nice to have someone who appreciates me for me, with all my complexities and flaws, thought I never thought much of this person initially. Life and the one person who "gets" you has no rhyme or reason, it just happens sometimes.

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I got this via myspace and it amde me lol. I decided to share with yall because i am board and have nothing else to do...

The Truth About My Home Town (Riverside, CA)

1. Every one of your friends, including yourself, has a drinking problem.

2. You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.

3. Everyone is in a band.

4. Statutory rape laws dont exist here.

5. You hook up with someone on Friday night and Saturday morning you have 10 missed calls from people that already heard about it.

6. You've known more than half your friends since junior high, or elementary school

7. You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", and "Victimville" to refer to places

8. When you go to parties you bring your own beer and guard it with your life

9. A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out

10. Every Jetta you see has a roxy sticker on the back

11. The whos gonna drive to get more booze conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s

13. You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of their last name, a star, or a flower

14. At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks

15. When all of your girlfriends go off to college, and all your guy friends stay home and work construction

16. You walk into a party and you've hooked up with at least half the people there

17. Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing

18. You walk into Vons or Rite Aid and see atleast 5 people you know

19. You have an Uncle Jager.

20. You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.

21. "Your mom" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.

22. You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the 50 black lifted F-250 with Famous stickers on them..

23. You still miss Metro and Gotham.

24. You go to victoria gardens on friday night, saturday night and sunday night because there isnt much else to do...

25. You know what a Bro is, and what a Bro Hoe is.

26. Being called a Bro Hoe isnt a good thing yet all of them are excited to be called one.

27. when monday night bowling is the highlight of your week.

28. you go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.

29. You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "

30. your whole life is DRAMA.

31. You cant start a day without Starbucks.

32. You run into your ex's ALL the time.

33. When you think Fontana is ghetto. (fontucky)

34. when you have been to a Quakes game on friday night.

35. you were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world

36. u know what emo is... but you're too "hardcore"

37. You have gone offroading off the 71

39. You have been to a Rufio concert.

40. you know someone who works at Active, Hollister or Abercrombie.

41. u know someone who went through the "bleaching" the hair phase, with spikes

42. You have crossed a raging flood . . . in an intersection

43. Kids love their cars more than they love their parents

44. You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.

45. You know that snoop dogg's mom lives 10 min away and where her house is.

46. You know at least 10 people that had to be evacuated from their homes because of the wildfires.

47. You take the 10 or 60 to get somewhere that is 5 min away, but it takes 45 minutes to get there

48. all ur old friends have kids.. and u know their baby daddy.

49. At least 5 of your friends has their lip pierced.

50. lifted trucks have west coast choppers, Tapout, SRH, DGAF or Famous stickers

51. u eat dennys or albertos after a hard night of partyin'!!!!

52. u know someone with a 50cc pit bike

53. you know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows travis barker

54. Every radio station fades into spanish at least once during your commute

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I seriously need to do my profile on MySpace, but I'm too lazy. So far, I've put some pictures of my family but I have no pictures of myself. Surprisingly, I've "reconnected" with some of my old high school classmates. However, I found it weird that an old high school classmate felt compelled to tell me that he was in prison for a year back in 2006/07. Not that he was proud of it or anything, but I don't know of anybody in my life who actually shares something like that. I'm not a snob- I just think it's weird.

Have you guys ever broke up a friendship with someone that was close to you because you felt in the longrun that it was better for you? I did that back in the year of 2002 and then all of a sudden, I get an e-mail on MySpace from the destructive person who just wanted to say hello to me and its been 6 years. I find it odd how so many years have passed by and how this person STILL wants to be in contact with me. I still want nothing to do with him and haven't replied back of course, but I begin to ponder what goes through another person's mind. Like- why can't you just let go? Our friendship is over and done with.

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