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Sketchy Mermaid = Dana = BAHAHAHA. Likely. Dana's such a loser. I love Lisa's Ken, it's no surprise they're together. Just adore them. I really have to wonder how Kim is...addicted? Is this new boyfriend an addict too? I just don't know. Such a hot mess. LOVE IT. She can actually sing. I just adore Lisa. Lisa wins again.

As far as I'm concerned Lisa is unimpeachably fabulous. I don't care if she lights Brandi's cast on fire while drowning Kim in Adrienne's kitchen sink, the woman is brilliant. Brandi's never going to be Lisa's BFF because of the Cedric connection. And to be frank I don't think Lisa is blindly loyal to Kyle, Lisa's British, she's always going to see through a lot of the bullshit that the other women don't. Lisa's lived in MONACO for God's sake, all of these women are backwood hicks compared to the people she's mingled with over the years.

Melissa Gorga is such a fame whore. Can't stand her phony ass. Really, aside from Kathy and Caroline I can't stand anyone from Jersey. Serious News Programming doesn't exist in the USA...thank the good lord for the BBC.

NJ Reunion Part 2: Wow. Teresa is disgusting. Melissa's a snake in the grass who loves playing Miss Innocent. Caroline flies off the handle with just a little nudging. Kathy came off the best because she said the least.

Part 1? Yes! Teresa is VILE!

Just read the blog. It was, in a word, amazing. Caroline totally redeemed herself as an absolute winner, second only to Lisa Vanderpump as my favourite housewife ever.

RHoNJ: Loving the reunion so far because Teresa's getting her ass thrown under the bus. She's just awful. Not that Melissa isn't a piece of crap too...but Teresa's worse. Caroline just seems furious and it will be interesting to see how next week's episode shakes down. RHoBH: Kyle is such a mean girl. Kim is on SOMETHING. Taylor's face is melting. Brandi's trash. Dana's screamingly desperate, pathetic and a loser. Adrienne's dull as dishwater. Camille's hilarious sometimes. Lisa is FABULOUS.

I am buying this. Even if it's crap, which I severely doubt since Lisa is involved, I want her to receive the royalties so that she can buy more beautiful things and live her fabulous life. Dana is such a loser, she's a kiss ass who isn't above humiliating herself in order to land herself a higher place on the social rung. It's all for nothing, she's out of her league and it's unbelievably obvious. Taylor's a piece of crap. Adrienne's a nag and her chef is an !@#$%^&*]. Kim is a MESS, but I cannot wait till next week's "Slut Pig" comment. Kyle's a mean bitch. Camille is very smart to be playing things so calmly this year. Loving her. Lisa is the best. Love. Love. Love. Fabulous. Permanently Sensational.

I agree with all of this SO MUCH! I find everyone on NJ so unlikable aside from Caroline. While Teresa is fake as all hell and jealous of everyone you have sanctimonious bitch Melissa, drippy Kathy. And Ashley, she really is too stupid to live.

I agree with you, this is the decline from here on out. NJ should just end. This season's been a chore to watch.

Well I don't think Jacqueline is above anything, she's played as down and dirty as any of the New Jersey wives. Really, I think it's time to wrap New Jersey after season four, it isn't interesting anymore and this season has been a major drag.

Even though Kim's clearly addicted to something and is a hot mess...I still love her. She's a sloppy mess, but there's something really fabulous about her, she's like an 80s soap character. I think Lisa called out Taylor, publicly, on camera and to her face for 2 reasons: 1) Taylor can't use anything Lisa says to her against her since it's all on camera and all in plain sight. This is especially relevant considering Taylor's ludicrous suggestions that Lisa spoke to a tabloid about her. 2) Taylor's clearly in denial and glossing over her nightmare of a life and even though Lisa plainly said "I'm not pretending we're best friends" she still offered help to get herself "sorted out" because Lisa's a very considerate person.

Brandi Glanville's a white trash ho. HOWEVER, she is nowhere near as vile as Taylor and Kyle, who did the 'mean girl' routine perfectly, cackling like two shrews whilst Brandi hobbled around Kyle's pathetic charity event (only $15,000 was raised, are you kidding me!?)... Lisa confronting Taylor and Brandi, to their faces, is why I love her. Lisa is just made of win. Lisa's not wanting to be involved with Brandi right from the start is a smart move if you consider her perspective: she cut Cedric out, she wants nothing to do with anyone in his orbit, it isn't exactly personal to Brandi, it's simply common sense. Even Brandi thinks so according to her Bravo blog: "Lisa said things to my face -- although I was a bit intimated by her. I respect that so much more than behind your back gossip." Kim had to be on something, pills most likely, she's a mess. And Adrienne annoys me now.

I'm thrilled that Jill, Kelly, Alex and Cindy have all been canned, off in the heap where they belong. May Jill, especially, whither into obscurity. The bitch.

NYC: Which is exactly what I'm hearing is happening. The three women they've hired are all friends of Ramona and two are also friends with LuAnn. As much as I LOVE Cat, she's not from NYC, she's already thrown down with LuAnn on WWHL with Andy and it'd be forced to have her join the show. BH: I don't think Lisa's coming across as a mean bitch. I think she's coming across as a common sense bitch. Lisa sees through ALL the bullshit, including Taylor's, who, I'm sorry, is a piece of garbage, domestic violence or no domestic violence. Taylor has three aliases and was involved in Russell's business scams and was instrumental in his bankruptcy filing. She is about as clean as the driven slush. Kyle isn't a good friend, she's a moron for being suckered in by Taylor. Even Kim, high as a kite, sees through Taylor.

Aww thanks! I'd love to do something for Bravo.

The cast collectively said that Kelly snapped, was flown out of the Caribbean by the producers and went into seclusion for a week or two. Kelly, at the Reunion, claimed that it was "systematic bullying" which was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard, the women actually showed a lot of compassion and calm as she unhinged herself, especially Sonja. It didn't strike me as a surprise, but then I look at people a little differently given my training, I notice cues. Kelly screams of instability and narcissism. Bethenny quit out of her own volition, she was not driven out of the show, Ramona and Alex were very solid friends with her by the end of the season, which drove Jill mad with jealousy.

And that clip isn't even the tip of the iceberg. You need to really see the whole 3 episodes to see how it all breaks down. And at the Reunion, they all mention how what was seen was NOT the worst of it.

Two seasons ago some of the wives went on a trip aboard a yacht to the Caribbean with Ramona. Kelly suffered, in my medical opinion (though not a psychiatrist), a psychotic breakdown. She literally unhinged before our very eyes over the course of three episodes. You really have to see it to believe it. The episodes have been dubbed "Scary Island"...

Jill is indeed the one who had the big feud with Bethenny. Jill is also the one whose made every housewives life (aside from her lap dog Countess LuAnn) a living hell at the Reunions. Jill is a histrionic, delusional, nasty, tactless piece of garbage who mows over anyone in her path. She is humorless, a demented bitch and a total liar. Alex is a whiner and a social climber who meddled in everyone else's business, all while claiming to be using "her voice". The one thing I'll give Alex is that she always owned up to her nonsense and provided logical, cogent arguments. Kelly is mentally ill and a liar and does not belong on television. She belongs in a mental ward. Ramona, LuAnn and Sonja all have their mean streaks and all have their fun sides too. They are three dimensional.

OH PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE! Jill, Alex and Kelly added nothing but aggravation! Those three can hit the bricks and take their respective bags of bullshit with them!

Here's the problem with NJ: not one of those women is great, I don't like any of them... Kathy: skeevy husband drama queen Melissa: spoiled dumbass drama queen Teresa: trashy bitch drama queen Jacqueline: whiner, terrible mother drama queen Caroline: full of herself and boring drama queen Beverly Hills was great this week, all the ladies, sans Lisa, continue to sink lower. Loving crazy ass Kim.Taylor's a sicko and seriously manipulative. Adrienne's lost all her coolness, common sense and sense of humor. Kyle's mentally deficient.

I'm one of those who feels that Lisa can withstand the "bitch" tag. Let that bitch flag fly Lisa! And yes, Lisa and Joan Collins might as well just start having weekly lunch sessions in Beverly Hills, they are kindred spirits. In reference to New Jersey: this season has sucked. So boring and it's draaaaaged on. Time to just cancel this one, it's shelf life has been reached!

I loved the Beverly Hills episode, the groundwork has been laid for an amazing season. Camille: I'm going to love her this season...my opinion of her has changed a lot. It started when she did Howard Stern in January and as I've seen Kyle devolve I'm suspicious that all of Camille's rantings were, in fact, true. Kim: Still loopy as hell and I'm loving her. I cannot wait to see her go toe to toe with that "slut pig" Brandi Glanville who is about as out of her league as you can get. She's Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife. A total F-Lister. Kim looks really good too, she seems much better off without Kyle. Lisa: She's getting the "bitch edit" this year and all I can say is Lisa, let that bitch flag fly, baby. I will always worship at this woman's alter because she isn't fooled by anyone. She is sharp as a surgeon's blade. Love, love, love. Kyle: She's lost her charm. She's a spoiled, grating, fool. Adrienne: Another one whose totally lost her charm. Trying to be in competition with Lisa? Ridiculous. Her marriage seems to be ready to implode and her plastic surgery is horrible. Plus that chef of hers is a total bitch. Taylor: I have no sympathy for this deranged lunatic. Lisa has called it just right, she's a master manipulator. No wonder Russell killed himself.

A great friend of mine and I like to compare which housewife we are most like. I was told I'm closest to Lisa. Like Gray Bunny, I took that as the most extreme of compliments. Viva La Lisa.