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On Twitter Andy Cohen wrote the following: "Thanks for all your comments about the RHONYC reunion and season. I hear you loud and clear!" If Andy is smart and I think he is, he'd dump everyone but Sonja, Ramona and LuAnn and start fresh. Those three get along well enough and run in a similar enough circle that transitioning them with 2 or 3 new housewives would be a breeze. Jill, Alex, Kelly and Cindy are just horrid in their own ways and should all be dumped. Failing that, just start completely fresh and fire everyone, though I do love Sonja.

Pure. Glamour. Cannot wait till September 5th. Bring on La Vanderpump!

+1 NYC: what a vile group of women (sans Sonja who I just love). NJ: Kim G is such a pig!

OC: Loved Part 1 of the Reunion. I really felt for Donn, Vicki treated him like dogshit and she knows it, at least she takes responsibility for herself. LOVED Alexis being an absolute MORON and giving Tamra the ammunition to expose their fraud. I would LOVE it if the California Attorney General's Office investigated the Bellino's for fraud because the short sale on their house was obtained fraudulently and Tamra explained each step of the fraud perfectly, her real estate license sure came in handy! Also loved this line from Tamra "Is your ass jealous of the sh*t that comes out of your mouth?"...very quick. All of these women are loathsome. Can't wait for Part 2, go Jeana!

Bitch. She needs to be axed, she adds nothing to the show. She can take her science experiment wonder twins, her non-existent baby daddy and her brother/husband right up 5th and get waxed. And the idea of Phaedra giving her a dressing down is too delicious for words. She would eviscerate her. This week's episode confirms to me that Luann is the vilest member of this city's cast. I thought it was Jill, but no, Luann out did Jill in every way imaginable. Cuntess LuAnn de Lesseps is in a class all her own.

Lets not kid ourselves about Ashley. She's an adult, a convicted criminal and an entitled, spoiled, ignorant, lazy, bitch.

Donald Trump takes Sarah Palin out for pizza. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393162/Is-Donald-Trump-race-president-Tycoon-hints-possible-campaign-independent.html?ito=feeds-newsxml This is it. It's OVER Donald. I will no longer watch The Apprentice. I absolutely enjoyed this man and all his bombastic bullsh*t for years. I thought he was hilarious and in on the joke. But no. It's OVER. He's associated himself within an inch of Sarah Palin. The only way he can salvage this is by remarrying Ivana.

Baby's name is Kroy Jagger Bierrman. Love the name Jagger.

And frankly, Alexis is one of the most three dimensional characters ever written. Arguably, one of the greatest roles written for a woman.

I'm glad the OC's ratings have been good, I absolutely love it, even when it's a little dull, simply because it was the first, it's the original, it's the standard. I have found this season, overall, sad, like, legitimately, sad. It's all a bit tragic, Vicki and Donn's marriage collapses, Tamra is still a wreck dealing with a divorce, Gretchen's over her head with Slade, Alexis is delusional, Peggy is living a pleasant life, nothing's changed for Lynne and Jeana. I have to say, I've found it refreshing. Sad is real. Raw. Unedited. It's having a natural life cycle, this year was a DOWN year. I thought Lauri's last season had a similar tone, all her dreams came true, but her son was a drug addict and it doesn't get much more real than that and Quinn and Tammy both saw their carefully constructed existences implode. The year after was more brazen, wild, it's bound to happen next season (should it be renewed) too. They should really make an effort to bring Jeana and Lauri back to the fold.

The latest OC was unbelievable...Andy Cohen, via Twitter, said that it was going to be "heavy in a Knots Landing kind of way" with Vicki and Donn and it WAS. I feel sorry for both of them, they just got stuck in a loveless, boring, deadly marriage. I'm glad that they're divorcing amicably, apparently Donn was really there for Vicki and the kids when she was in the hospital. He is a good man and she is a good woman, they just ended up falling out of love, not communicating and becoming terribly unhappy. That was the realest episode of Real Housewives I've ever seen. I like Peggy and I feel like she could really add something. The unfortunate thing is that her narrative was dull because she doesn't work, her husband seems terrific and her children are infants. There's just not much you can do with her. Fernanda bores the hell out of me. Alexis is a total moron and her dress line was horrific. So glad we all got to watch it. What a flop. That assistant of hers is bizarre too. Gretchen is a total pig and a piece of sh*t for what she said about Vicki missing Alexis' "couture" (notice how she says it ka-tour) show. I loved how Tamra broke it down for Gretchen: "Like, it's ironic that Vicki's bleeding out of her ass to miss Alexis party?"...that's Gretchen's logic for you. She's a hateful ugly pig, she should get married and knocked up by Slade. What a tacky whore. Cannot WAIT to see Jeana and Tamra throw down in next week's season finale. This season flew by!

I cannot STAND Ashley. The only redeeming thing Danielle Staub ever did was press charges against this spoiled, entitled, ignorant little bitch! I know. It's such a joke. Everything Jill does is bullsh*t.

A little crack in LuAnn's veneer courtesy of daughter Victoria: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1389604/Real-Housewives-star-Countess-LuAnn-Lesseps-daughter-kicked-posh-private-school.html

BINGO! Wow. What a perfectly soaptastic comparison. LuAnn is such a pacifier, she props Jill at every moment and never calls her on nasty bullsh*t. Jill really is a total pig, she's such a hypocrite and always plays the victim card. Makes me sick. LuAnn was particularly egregious in this latest episode, confronting Ramona like that. What a bitch. I'll give Ramona this: girlfriend takes NOTHING lying down, she barrels back at LuAnn's "Dahling...oooh dahling" with such panache. Kelly's also a total piece of sh*t and I cannot STAND how she likes to rewrite history whenever she's confronted by Andy Cohen about the Mediterranean cruise episodes last year, she plays it off like it made some great change in her life. Like, STFU Kelly, we all know you lost your damn mind on that trip and are likely on a new cocktail of medications to keep your ass in line.

I don't so much miss Bethenny as I miss someone who freely called everyone on their sh*t. I like to watch Jill because she destroys herself in each and every episode. She can act like the victim all she likes...but we all know better and Jill knows it and it must make her soul scream. Cindy is a whole other story. She's worthless, boring to watch and unbelievably out of her depth on this show. I was thrilled to see Sonja put her in her place...but after that's been accomplished, there's nothing left! They need to ditch Cindy completely for next season, she's not happening. Why not bring Cat from DC onto NYC? She lives there as it is and she and Luann apparently hate each other. Brilliant!

You CAN be nice on the Housewives shows but you also have to be able to bring some snark or humour or sass. I can't see Fernanda bringing any of that!

Wonderful news. I hate her, glad to see her life imploding.

Jill really is so deluded. Love watching it, would hate to have to deal with it. I don't see Sonja as evil. I see Sonja as being haughty, over the top, forceful, funny and no bullsh*t. It also helps that I cannot stomach Cindy, adored watching Sonja put her in her place. There IS a pecking order, Sonja's the only one willing to admit it. The OC...I can understand why you're not feeling it as much and that it's lacking heat. I would say that's because it's the most "real" in that these women don't have the money and are really playing "Keeping Up With The Jones'" (aside from Vicki but she has her own bag of BS to deal with). To me, The OC is really what upper middle class America is, it's a lot of artifice and a lot of petty drama with a bit of common sense thrown in. They need to focus on how these women's lives are going to hell in a hand basket more, I LOVED watching Lynn's life go Ka Boom last year. They also need to bring back Jeana and Laurie.

Alexis and likeable go together like sh*t and diamonds. Seriously? Alexis with her biblical hypocrisy. Her douchebag husband? Her rampant foreclosures? Her debt ridden lifestyle? Alexis...likeable...really? Tamra is a total bitch, no doubt about it, but at least she's honest and is pretty much herself with everyone, respect be damned. Tamra is at the very least straightforward, what you see is what you get. Jeana is awesome, I can't wait to see her mix it up with Tamra. Jeana really WAS the OC for me, her last episode last season was almost poetic: "It began in Coto de Caza and it ends in Coto de Caza" as she drives into the sunset in her Mercedes convertible. Here's why they need Lauri: she brought the drama, but not with the other Housewives, her life was dramatic. Her children were dramatic. But Lauri herself, with the other women, was not. That's what's changed, the drama used to be about their lives, now the drama is all about them. Gretchen is just awful and dull and boring. Off with her head!

Lexi's room WAS a condo at the Marina. Marina Del Ray in fact. I lived in rented digs there with friends and we lived maybe 3 blocks away from the condo they shot Lexi's interiors and exteriors in. And yes Jack, Lisa Rinna was perfect as Taylor, she played all that campy stuff perfectly. Recall Taylor beating herself with the door? Recall Taylor straddling Michael with "Give me your best shot!"...fabulous. And Amanda wins at life. I hate to say it's the zenith of Heather Locklear's career, but it was.

I'm with you. The producers should crawl through beds of broken glass to get Jeana and Lauri back on the show, plus a new Housewife. Gretchen and Peggy both need to be dumped, especially Gretchen.

The OC this season is the most "real" and thus the dullest. The women don't have the cash, they don't have the wars and they don't have anything beyond Coto. Tamra and Vicki are definitely the ones who are carrying this show. Alexis, Gretchen and Peggy are boring and stupid. NY is fierce. BH is fabulous. NJ is trashtastic. ATL is awesome.

I bet she flipped her wig when she heard AMC was canned. You know what would be AMAZING...if Wendy could interview La Lucci in a style reminiscent of her Whitney Houston interview!

I just LOVE Wendy. Yes, she is the anti-Oprah, but that's part of the charm. She IS 2011 in daytime. Love her.

+1 times infinity. I LOVE Marian. She's in my Top 5 characters ever. Free Marian Colby Chandler!