Khan

And absolute death for the rest of us!

Donnell Turner: "Say, Frank? I think I know just the story for our man Curtis!"

The Salem Sniper can't strike soon enough.

Maybe she could sleep with Drew when he recovers (or not). Sleeping with Drew always seems to bring out the worst in women, lol.

My bad, I thought that was a CBS show, lol.

Such terrible news to start the week off with. My heart goes out to all who knew and loved him.

I don't know how or why CBS believed you could do a weekly comedy about swingers.

I suspect the poor execution was deliberate on Frank's part.

I think one reason why those scenes might have worked was due to Laura's own, complicated history of learning she'd been adopted and that Lesley, and not Barbara Vining, was her biological mother. But that might be just me reading too much into things, lol. And I think JJ's most recent return fell apart the same way a lot of things that FV engineers with actors fall apart. He promises these actors the moon and stars, but the actors realize too late that he's basically playing a shell game with them. Just ask Susan Haskell, lol.

I'm not an AH fan, but even I can't fathom why Frank insists on giving her the shaft when it's clear she has many, devoted fans and appears to be clicking with her on-camera family better than anyone else who's played Lulu.

Why am I not surprised, lol?

I agree. To me, Rita was like OLTL's Tina. She wasn't a "bad girl," per se. She had the best intentions. She just couldn't tell the truth, lol.

It means whoever told her that was a common expression amongst my people is the merriest of pranksters.

Lemme guess: he's gonna play "Alone Again (Naturally)"?

"Lisa" was such a piece of trash, lol.

Surely, not Dave's gambling addiction, lol?

Yes, he did. He was Viki's defense attorney when she was on trial for killing Marco Dane. The same trial where Karen Wolek confessed on the witness stand that she was a "common hooker, like Katrina Karr!? That Marco Dane was my pimp!"

It's really something how they tried to Jedi Mind Wipe us into believing Skye had been a Quartermaine all along.

I'm surprised we haven't gotten it BEFORE now. Before too long, we'll probably get "Law & Order: Citizens on Patrol."

I'm already tired of him PERIOD.

I wish it were Matt. Not because he's seeking redemption, but because the Newmans will owe him one if he does.

Even Paul Rauch knew not to speak ill of the dead, lol.

If ever a franchise were played out....

Mariette Hartley hooking up with Lynn Redgrave? That IS confusing!

Frankly, I'd rather see Laura become a lesbian than to hook up with Ezra Boyle.