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I got in at 4:00 am, took a shower and washed my hair with OXYCLEAN by mistake. I look like a *freakin* troll!

At least the long hours got me today off.

I've been screaming the F word all day. COVER ALL THE MIRRORS!

The MF word too.

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Oh man I just worked 8am-4:30 today and then right after that i went to the gym for like 2 hrs, i am so tired, but thats not stopping me from joining in the festivites tonight. Tonight is beer pong tournament at my friends apartment!!!

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Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville

Nibblin' on sponge cake,

watchin' the sun bake;

All of those tourists covered with oil.

Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.

Smell those shrimp

They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,

Stayed here all season

With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.

But it's a real beauty,

A Mexican cutie, how it got here

I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

Now I think, - hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,

Stepped on a pop top,

Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.

But there's booze in the blender,

And soon it will render

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

But I know, it's my own damn fault.

Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame

And I know it's my own damn fault.

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I learned a valuable lesson today......

when you mow the lawn for the first time of the year, you have to deal some tall and thick weeds and grass. It's times like this that I wish I had a riding lawnmower.

I'm all hot and sweaty now, but I did get a little bit of a sun tan.

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Anyone ever been to Margaritaville at the Flamingo in Vegas? That place was great. Had my first legal margarita there. LMFAO had many legal drinks the night before once I was 21, but that was first legal maragrita. :)

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