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just one week before PASSIONS was cancelled, James E. Reilly had this conversation with one of his writers:

JER -- Reilly

PW -- PASSIONS Writer

JER: Come on into my office.

PW: What are you doing, Jim? Working on a new storyline?

JER: No, I was watching some gay porn. I can just see Adrian Bellani in this part!!!

PW: We need to speed things up on the show. Fans are complaining, and the ratings are dropping like a rock.

JER: DID YOU HEAR ME? I said I was watching my porn!! I'll get working on it....soon.

PW: In the meantime?

JER: In the meantime, let the stalker rape Fancy a few more times. That'll be cool. That [!@#$%^&*] deserves it.

PW: I think we're going to the pae thing way too much, JER.

JER: What do you know? *I* am the boss! *I* am the great JER!! Assault away!!! Let's work the word SEMEN into some future scripts. That's hot.

PW: If you say so. Should we move the Kay/Fox/Miguel story along?

JER: Yes, but not as quickly as you have been. And for God's sake, get Miguel's shirt off!! Let's also get Fox to the hospital so he can show off those hot pecs from his hospital bed.

PW: What about Jared?

JER: Ooooh, he's so hot....almost as good as the porn stars in this movie I'm watching. What an ass on him.

PW: Shold we keep him in Harmony?

JER: He's not going anywhere. And get some closeups of that ass!!! And have I mentioned that Adrian Bellani is a dreamboat?

PW: Yes, you have. What about Grace?

JER: Give her a bad haircut so people won't miss her when I kill her off! Maybe dye it orange!!! LOL

PW: When should we reveal who Chad's lover is?

JER: After we show his hot pecs a few more times. The gays must be licking their lips wondering who it is!!! I bet they're frothing at the mouth!!! Won't they be surprised! I love surprises!!! But you know, Whitney can only provide some relief for a real man like Chad.

PW: You know best, I guess.

JER: Yes, I do. And let's REALLY puch the envelope and make Chad's lover A WHITE GUY!!! I always push the envelope!!!

PW: JER, what about....

JER: Please, go away and stop bothering me for now. My gay porn movie is getting to the good part -- I'm going to get busy right now -- so go work on the scripts yourselves. Just write some of those scenes that go on and on. You know, the way we always do.

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psychofan, he DOES try to make PASSIONS good??? you have any evidence of that?

and please, don't lecture me on what i wrote. i was having fun -- and making fun of JER's WORK ETHIC more than anything.

anyone who wants to "continue" the conversation is welcome to do so........

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