I thought this would be a cute idea. Since we are miles apart and can't exchange presents with out fellow friends here at SON I thought I would create a thread so that we could say Merry Christmas in a special way to those people we find special here. It can be a gag gift or something special for that person. While you are at it, give yourself something special too.

First off I would like to say Merry Christmas to all here at SON and hope all of you the best for Christmas.

Second to Rick - I would like to give you a CD of Chris Daughtry singing the Best of Johnny Cash as only he can do it and then I would like to give you a night with James Hyde of Passions. Hope you enjoy.

Next to AlwaysAMC (Andy) and AllMyShadows (AMS) I would like to give a date each with Colin Egglesfield. And then a special seat for a special layout featuring Colin in Playgirl with autographed pictures to complete the date.

To DruRocks I would like to give you a complete set of DVD's featuring all of the episodes of Y&R featuring Victoria Rowell.

To Kenny I would give him back Kristen on Days.

To tylerbo - equally I would give you back Vivian.

To Josh & MichaelGL I would give you the gift of being Headwriters at Guiding Light.

To Oakdalelover (James) & Actor87 (Dusty) equally I would make the two of you Headwriters at ATWT. In the meantime James I would give you a week of episodes featuring the veterans on ATWT, and to Dusty a date with Martha Byrne and Peyton List.

To Ryan, NaVell, Tishy, and s2h - you would become the new writing staff at GH. And Ryan I would give you a 3 day break from SON, school, & your job to do whatever you wanted in thanks for all your hard work. And Ryan would get another sock drawer since so many have already rocked it off it's hinges.

To all the Days bloggers (I am afraid I will forget one of you if I try to name you all), I would make all of you the headwriters at Days too. Of course Hogan is doing a good job there unlike the other soaps so it would be a reward but in a way a loss too. Maybe you could work with him.

To all the soap fans here, I would give us all a better year of soaps than we had in 2006 which wasn't the greatest year of soaps at all.

To Matt wherever you are (hope you are okay), I would give you a spot on the Amateur team for Figure Skating at the Olympics this year. I know you have been working hard at it - so I know it would be fun for you. And at it you could meet all the twinks of your dreams.

To King, I would give a personal sit down meeting with Janelle.

To Juniorz, I would give him back Santa Barbara so he could enjoy it everyday. If I couldn't get that, I would give him a DVD collection of all the episodes so he could watch it whenever he wanted.

And finally to Myself, I would give myself Another World back on TV, and a meeting with George Reinholt. And if there would be a little left over I would want to meet Jackie Courtney, Victoria Wyndham & Beverlee McKinsey too. And a date with William Gray Espy, Jon Hensley, Genie Francis or Tamara Tunie wouldn't hurt either.

I will probably think of others to add later, and will come back. These were just the first ones that came to mind.

!!!

crc: Your buddy Chad to return to SON and a dinner date with the cast of Jericho and Everybdy Hates Chris

Thank you very much, Actor87.

I have a gift for you, too. The cast of ATWT will give a special performance of a story from your blog for all of your family, friends, and fans to see. And a juicy, wet kiss from Martha Byrne.

Finally! I can actually log in again!

Until that time,Dan should post regularily on SON his comments about GL without fear of being jumped on by a couple of sourpuss posters who jump on anybody with a negative opinion of the show. I'll get off my soapbox now.

LMAO. Thank ya oakdalelover.

Of course anyone can write better than DK and Weston combined,

A trained otter can write better than David Kreizman.

So here I am...and I bought presents...

To Errol, I give a small country that he can be dictator of.

To Na'Vell, I send a library of classic GL episodes and David Kreizman and Ellen Wheeler voodoo dolls.

To Bree, I give steamed crabs to warm you throughout the frickin' winter.

To Ryan, I send Laura Wright to give you a spongebath. (I would give you Gina T. too, but I'm keeping her to myself. Sorry.)

To oakdalelover, I give a Guiding Light without stupid gimmicks, incestuous couplings, character-destroying plot points, and illogical and ill-thought-out stories.

To Toups, I give a complete archive of soaps and a producing job.

To Josh and MichaelGL, I give co-headwriting positions (with me tagging along) at Guiding Light.

To my fellow SON-ers whom I do not have time to mention, I give a year without problems at SON.

Juniorz: Santa Barbara is coming back on the air and YOU have been chosen to write the triumphant return of Cruz and Eden! Backstage pass, interviews and unlimited freedom has been granted.

Rick: A boxfull of campy B-Movies I've never heard of, buy yet you greatly enjoy... delivered by James Hyde...waiting to be oiled down for his next Playgirl shoot.

SteveFrame: A sit down dinner with all of the great soap divas of yester-year. Plus.... all access to Brian Bloom.

Actor87: Martha Byrne will adopt you!

Winterguy: For your next birthday Luke Snyder will pop out of your birthday cake wearing ONLY a party hat.

alwaysAMC: Survivor's JP. (Juniorz, please don't hate).

King: You're running the Amazing Race... with none other than........................ the one.... the only.... JANELLE!!!!!

More will follow...

SteveFrame: A sit down dinner with all of the great soap divas of yester-year. Plus.... all access to Brian Bloom.

Thank you so much for both gifts. Don't know which one I love the most. LOL

alwaysAMC: Survivor's JP. (Juniorz, please don't hate).

It's all good- I have him well-trained. He'll come back.

Great thread Steve!

Dru: More free time to post at SON. I miss your witty posts and Jack attacks. Also a day at the spa with the one and only Ms. Victoria Rowell.

P&G Soap Fans To keep the faith and hang in there with the lackluster writing from both HW. Hopefully, both will get the pink slip next year.

ABCD Fans: That there will be a complete overhaul behind the scenes, and AMC, OLTL, and GH will be run by capable, passionate soap writers. Also, for OLTL to get equal praise as the other two.

Bell Soap Fans: That Brad Bell will have step down from the reings and finally allow somebody else to take over, like Patrick Mulchaey (sp?). As for Y&R fans, that LML will be fired before she fires another vet, and that 2007 brings a better year without relizzzzz.

NBCD Fans: That DOOL will continue its upswing and that you all get your wish of Eileen Davidson and Joe M returning. Also that JER MUST write good stories for PSNS from January to December, NO exceptions.

Winterguy: A week with Van Hansis, and the opportunity for you to tell Jean P. how you REALLY feel face to face.

SweetNYGal33: That 2007 brings you plenty of joy and happiness, and you are able to conquer your depression.

Q Steph: For your book to be published and quickly become a best seller.

SteveFrame: The opportunity for you to be a writer on ATWT or DOOL.

Edited December 14, 200618 yr by DruRocks

SweetNYGal33: That 2007 brings you plenty of joy and happiness, and you are able to conquer your depression.

Thank you...this is the best gift for me

Some More from Me in addition to the ones I already have done:

DruRocks: A chance to tell LML what you would like to see happen on Y&R, and to have you meet Victoria R.

SweetNYGal33: A Christmas box present full of wishes, and I hope they all come true

WillenFan21: A week with Jesse Soffer, Zach Roerig, and Van Hansis, to do what you please with them, and a ticket to the Emmy's to see Jen Landon win

WorldturnsatGH A whole new writing cast, for any soap of your choosing

AllMyShadows: A writing position at ATWT, to exclusively write for the Luke and Kevin storyline

Na'Vell: A writing postion at any soap of your chosing

ChrisB: A chance to guest star on Noah's Ark

And also to everyone else that I really don't know that well yet, I give you the hope that the next year will be a great one

Edited December 14, 200618 yr by winterguy125

To all the "Passions" fans out there...I give James E. Reilly, who has been treated by a doctor to revert to his writing skills from his first tenure at "Days" and his time at "Guiding Light." It's a Christmas miracle.

My Christmas list...

To Ryan, I give you a four-hour limo ride with Britney Spears, Danity Kane, Christina Aguleria, Gwen Stefani, and myself.

To Phoenix Rising, I give you DAYS episodes from June of this year.

To Matt and Kenny, I give you an all expenses paid vacation to Brokeback Mountain.

To Na'Vell and Dan, I give you a dartboard with Jammy's faces on it. Dan gets another dartboard with David Kriezman's face on it.

To Rick, I give you a day long tour of Baltimore with John Waters.

To Days Fan Jean and Drew Hamilton, I give you all the DAYS episodes that have Willow in them.

To Roman, I give you Farah Fath's contract and a shredder.

To Jen, I give you Rick Hearst in a big red bow and nothing else.

To Errol, I give you your own TV network.

To Queen Nubia, I give you a day at a spa of your choice.

And to JointStrikeFighter, I give you Farah Fath's lip gloss, a bottle of her hair dye, and an endless loop of EJ/Kate makeout scenes. Hell, I give you Farah Fath so I won't have to see or hear from her ever again.

Oh, and Rick, thanks for Jake and Kevin! Excellent choice of Christmas gifts. Ryan, you're okay too.

Aw, thanks for the Mimi goody bag. But even moreso, thanks for the EJ/Kate ACTION!#$#$%#$%$#@@!$$$$$$$@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yum, yum, YUM!!!!

Looks like someone already gave you Jake! In that case, I DID win this NBC Daytime contest (I know, another?! I'm really good at these things). Anyway, I won a fan contest so Hogan Sheffer will write just one storyline for me. I know you want a Philip/Lucas rivalry for the "brother against brother" aspect so I'm gonna call Hogan right now. Merry Christmas!

WorldTurnsatGH:Your own personal photo shoot with "The Girls Next Door" oooh-ing and aaah-ing over you.....and a once-in-a-lifetime party with Elena Goode.

Josh: Your application to Big Brother has been accepted.

Ryan Chandler: A very happy, non-stress-filled 2007

JointStrikeFighter: Your own talk show

WillenFan21: A week with Jesse Soffer, Zach Roerig, and Van Hansis, to do what you please with them, and a ticket to the Emmy's to see Jen Landon win

Totally awesome Clint! As I said before spending the day with Jesse would just make my dreams come true. I love him.

lemme see here.....

Scotty...I would have u go to the OLTL studios so you can bump off Spencer Truman, John McBain, and Antonio Vega, and have you write for the show.

Venus...I would give you a non-stressful time in 2007, and all the fajitas you can eat

Rick...the best beer money can buy and an Orko doll

DrewHamilton...a writing job at Days...or GH.....and ur own personal day here at SON where you can have free reign to instigate every thread known to man....and some personal time w/ the Willow tree

Ryan Chandler...a bag full of hair supplies, some tea, and Jen. And then, I would also have Kelly Monaco show up at your door in nothing but a coat.

Jen...I'd give u Ryan and the sweet nectar

juniorz1...to bring back Santa Barbara on the airwaves and have you spend a day w/ Chad Michael Murray

Bree....I would have Farah Fath shunned from the daytime community

Dan...my fellow B.Coli Hater would go to GL and fire DK and EW....and also tell off Tom Pelphrey and kick him out on his keister...and make GL the show it used to be.

A-Man...Colin Egglesfield, Alexa Havins, and Jacob Young...and also time to meet Susan Lucci and New York

Kirk....one of my own PB&J sammiches

Kenny....a Days collection full of nothing but Kristen DiMera, and a life-size poster of Peter Reckell to put up on ur ceiling above ur bed

Oakdalelover.....ATWT vintage eppys b/c we love ATWT like dat. Also to meet Helen Wagner herself so u can tell her about ur fav. stories on the show

DruRocks....a chance to go to the Y&R set and meet Victoria Rowell

Adam....nothing but the best in the world. You deserve it, and meeting Vincent Irizarry.

SteveFrame...a chance to bring your blog to life on one of the networks.

Keith....time to spend w/ Stephen Nichols LOL

Clint and Roger Newcomb.....write for ATWT and bring back character driven stories and also showcase many of the vets....and if possible get Larry Bryggman back.

Errol...u don't need anything. You have it all already. And if I did.....you would exchange my gift cuz you always change everything else. LOL

Roman and PheonixRing05...a chance to showcase ur blog on Days for a full month so ppl can have the knowledge of what the fanfic is like...and Roman will have his show hit cable so he can have them say whatever the hell they want.

Shawn...Christie Clark

KingReilly....a chance to go on Big Brother and also meet some of the former houseguests.

JinkiesP...I just got to meet you and you are a terrific person. I would give you anything ur heart desires.

QSteph....hahah to go on Oprah so she can vent about everything. That would be a hoot.

To myself....a nice 20" flat panel HDTV, some time to myself and not worry about the little things in life...to just live and love life, go w/ the flow. Maybe I can appreciate what life has to offer me

To those I have forgotten, I give you all the happiness in the world. You all rock as my soap family, and you do you....no matter what others say. Love life and just live it...cuz you only live once. Make the best of it as best you know how.

Thanks to DruRocks and NaVell for the gifts.

I thought of a couple of more that I would like to give.

To DaysFanJean - first the chance to be a competitor on Survivor, and a backstage visit to Days of Our Lives

To WorldTurnsAtGH - the chance to meet Suzanne Rogers & Colleen Zenk Pinter and have lunch with both for the day.

To NaVell & Ryan - the chance to put their talk show on a national radio station, and a full day of pampering at the spa complete with the works - treating them like the radio stars they are

To Kirk & Lskreet - a special visit to the McNamara/Troy plastic surgery practice for a special operation to allow them to "find pleasure" every time the wind blows (inside joke from the Nip/Tuck threads). Hope you enjoy it better than the lady in the episode did.