Gray Bunny

Why do these idiots join reality TV? It just brings more exposure to them.

What a refreshing change! Because we need another Melissa Gorga in this franchise.

I agree that Danielle needed to go after Season 2. But I think she could make a delicious re-entrance, much like Dina is doing, especially now that Caroline and Wacko Jacquo are out. Lemme tell ya, I watched that awful Famous Food on VH1 a couple years back just to see her looney tunes behind, and she delivered the crazy just as expected and it was hilarious.

Glad I'm not the only one I wish they could've convinced her to return (apparently they asked, but she declined). She is the perfect kinda crazy for reality TV. Finally watched BH. In agreement with others; the whole episode gave me an uneasy feeling. I have to agree with the fabulous knight in shining armor Ken, protecting his wife and seeing through their b.s. set-up for an attack. Now *that's* a husband most people could only dream of having (mine would do the same for me, thankfully!). The whole attack reaked of desperation on the part of Brandi, Yolanda, Splits, and Rambles. It's like they think they can take down The Queen and then rule the empire themselves, but without Lisa to talk about, their empire crumbles and they become a sea of nothingness (plus they would undoubtedly turn on each other the next year). Yup, Brandi's dead to Lisa, just as she should be. She made her bed.

They sure announce these things early nowadays. There was already persistent rumors about Kim even before the reunion was taped. I bet she tried her hardest to bring it, which should be painfully obvious to us viewers.

Ew, flashback to junior high! Excellent analysis. I haven't watched BH yet but it all sounds so petty. #TeamLisa I would've rather Andy focused more on Linda Gray on last night's WWHL instead of Kyle and her wounded bird act. NeNe on DWTS? Wow.... This could either redeem her image or be a disaster (and final nail). I'll be watching, though, at least initially. That is too funny! If I had started watching Housewives right off the bat when it originally began airing, I don't think I'd be inspired to watch Atlanta based on this busted up group shot! Sheree and Lisa always looked well put together, I will say though.

That was the highlight. Pretty damn funny! Phaedra was a near no-show on tonight's eppy. Porsha is still just there, watching the drama unfold around her like us, the audience. NeNe is once again coming off quite badly and immature. Some of the dialogue during the NeNe/Marlo/Kenya debacle was telling. Marlo was basically saying she knows NeNe is pissed that the Marlo/Kenya friendship equals more airtime for Miss USA. I would LOVE to see Miss Lawrence get down and dirty and fight Kenya's battles like Brandon. I have a feeling that would be deliciously entertaining. NeNe throwing out more borderline-homophobic remarks. Sigh.... Although I'm fine with her accusing Peter next week of trying to be a bitch, cuz he is one. Today was the first time watching that I realized I missed Wig. Random, I know. Another love-to-hate person. She's not needed, per se, but her personality and comments were entertaining. I don't mean to hate on NeNe, but I had to laugh when she talked about her methods for tuning into the emotions of a role she's about to play. All of her acting roles so far have basically been herself with a different name (Rocky, Coach Roz, etc). Kandi was all sorts of win tonight. She wasn't on as much but she brought a much needed fun energy to the Bailey Bowl.

Right there with ya on the Team Blondes. But as vile a person Jill is in real life, I did enjoy watching her in a love-to-hate fashion, especially seasons 1-3. I like her family dynamic, and her overall "Jewish mother" presence, if that makes sense. Cindy. Ugh. Pointless sourpuss. Her and Kathy Wakile go toe-to-toe in pointless eye-rollers.

Yep, that's Carlton in a nutshell. You know they're in trouble when they're basing storylines off a dream; something that literally did not even happen. Just silly. I wish Pam would stumble in some time this season just to give me something to laugh at.

While we're going down NYC memory lane, Season 5 is currently available on demand for me, so I rewatched the first episode, and I was reminded of another issue with the reboot: the first few episodes, the ladies nitpick Every. Single. Detail. Of. Each. Conversation. It's like really bad. Even for petty Housewives qausi-fights. Because it's 3 women getting to know 3 new women, they really dissect every peak and valley of a conversation, just for the sake of creating drama. Fear not, first-time watchers, it gets better. I know Ramona is not everyone's cup of tea, and sometimes she can be downright wrong and tactless. But I enjoy the hell outta her. And I love her words of wisdom to daughter Avery about learning a craft/skill/trade and learn to be independent so that you never have to rely on the support of a man. Wise words indeed

Ugh. I think it's safe to say she won't be interviewing any important political figures in her life anymore.

It is a very different show versus season 3. The feel of it is different. It doesn't start out with summertime in the Hamptons like previous years. If you liked Ramona, LuAnn, and/or Sonja, there's plenty of them in season 5, along with newbies Heather, Carole, and Aviva. The season starts off with a whimper but ends with a bang. It's one of those where just as it's getting good, the season is over. Mixed reviews of it, but I liked it (save for the first handful of episodes that were ho-hum).

I still think Kelly Bensimon was the most annoying, aggravating one to watch out of all of them. There's no way to have a sane argument with that one. She made no sense yet insisted she was right. Total tw*t.

I always love the ones you hate. Haha... Diff'rent strokes... (although I'm not too big on Vicki overall) Season 3 of NYC is the one I could watch over & over. Best season of all housewives shows by far, IMO Finally, Alex isn't stuck on her own storyline island with Simon, vacationing in the off-season in speedos and trying on clothes and fawning over each other, like in season 2. I still have yet to see the reunion episode of season 1. Maybe Bravo will replay it in the upcoming weeks.

I'm right there with ya, lol. Bypassing all this twitter/charity/Kenya debacle. I can't keep up, although the comments here going back 'n forth are hilarious

I agree that Yolanda was talking trash Lisa, too. The guilty look on her face at the reunion said it all. Cat, another excellent review of this week's RHOBH. I can't decide which nickname for Rambles Richards is my favorite.

I was just gonna say the same thing, lol. The dueling banners here are hilarious and witty. Well done Judging by the hair, that's a season 3 moment.

It seems like last season, NeNe was happily there even though [she thought] she didn't have to be. This year, she knows she needs to be there because it's all she's got and it's killing her inside. I don't think I've ever seen a Housewife self-destruct as quickly and horribly as she is doing right now. Not just on camera with months-old footage, but the way she's behaving and reacting today. Even deleting her ATL Housewife status on her twitter? Passive-aggressive bull. I won't deny I loved NeNe seasons 1-3 and on Celebrity Apprentice. Sigh.... Guess I'll just stick with my faves Lisa Vanderpump and Ramona Singer. They were successes before the Housewives hoopla and they will continue to be long after. Hey Cheap! Did you spot "Benny"/Tyler Lepley from The Haves & the Have Nots at the bachelor auction charity?!

What a pointless attack. From day one, Lisa and Ken have always shown that they *work* for their success. From the various clubs and restaurants here and in Europe, they've never given us the false impression that there was never a struggle to get to where they are at now.

Somewhere out there, Omarosa is smiling like the cheshire cat.

Hi guys, did ya miss me? (I'm pretending to be Carolyn Hinsey here, heehee) Bethenny and NeNe both need to remember that people fell in love with them when they were the Have Nots. Now that they're The Haves, they've kind of lost their identity and appeal of what viewers initially appreciated about them. But that's not even what's tarnishing their reputations. The fact that they've both acted "above it all" is what is killing them. According to Kathy Griffin, Bethenny was complaining about being in a room full of D-listers when she was at the Daytime Emmys last year. She needs to realize that she, too, is D-list. Yeah, she has more money than the average soap star, but her popularity is still D-list level. A Bravolebrity is not the same level as Meryl Streep. Bethenny's talk show is basically a Bravo show. Had she continued embracing her Housewives past, a half-hour Bravo talk show would've suited her just fine. Now, on to NYC..... This season looks SO. GOOD. Drama, drama, drama! Great alliances and even greater enemies. I, too, wish they had updated their opening with new glamour shots and a group shot. Right now, there's about 3 different hues being shown. Carole and Heather looked washed out; Sonja, Ramona, and Aviva have the correct warm glow to them, and new girl Kristen has a hue that's kind of in between. All together, very cut-and-paste. I like their fun taglines! The only one that makes me roll my eyes is Sonja. Nobody wants to see her bare flapjack booty. And c'mon, admit it: Y'all miss LuAnn and her usual holier-than-thou tagline.

I agree completely. I can't defend NeNe's actions at all. She acknowledges no wrongdoing and deflects, deflects, deflects. To blame everything about that night on Kenya is ridiculous (and it's ridiculous that people like Phaedra and Cynthia are actually going along with it without batting an eye). Last night's episode just felt wrong and weird. Apollo is getting off too easy too. Very strange. It feels like the girls have all decided to band together and use Kenya as a scapegoat. This isn't the NeNe I fell in love with. At least before when she fought, she had a true passion about something she believed in.

Sad but true about what we watch... watching authentically real tension and discord between the housewives is more satisfying for a viewer than watching overblown crap about nonsense stuff like voodoo curses, canoli recipes, and "The Countless." The stuff where you could tell there was genuine hatred or bitter jealousy (Jill vs. Bethenny, Danielle vs. all of Jersey, even triflin' hater Adrienne vs. Lisa) is way more interesting in a trainwreck fashion. That's one reason BH is so flat this year. I think that's why NYC will be good, because Aviva is genuinely looneytunes.

Plus, she's not that interesting. Other than looking at her boobs fight for their lives in her tight dress du jour.

3.4 million? Wow, more & more tuning in for this train wreck! Veronica is truly messed up if she sets up her own son. If she wants to teach him a lesson for being gay, having him sent to prison isn't going to solve that problem... Yeah I'm also surprised that poor Benny is still confined to a coma. Surely he'll come out of it eventually, but isn't it usually completely hopeless of a recovery if someone is on life support? Candace barging in to the surgery room... I can't. A mess. LOL This is why I watch this crap. Bootleg Sally was bringing on the tears! Well done, Sally! If Jeffrey had any smarts in his profession he would have Amanda locked up ASAP. (P.S. Nice booty/body shot of him last week! Delish...)