Michael Fairman has a new single for you...

[ChitHappens]

 

I'll catch it when I get home in case I need to laugh hysterically.  

[Aback]

Makes me uncomfortable for some reason

[amybrickwallace]

Ahhh...I don't think so.

[DRW50]

I didn't know you could sound that flat with Autotune. Quite a feat.

[te.]

wow this is the best song ever what a tune smash hit x

[beebs]

Yeah, that's enough of that, goodnight.

[RavenWhitney]

This is a case of complete lack of self awareness cultivated while living in the narcissistic bubble of LALA land.  Michael has absolutely no singing or dancing talent, period.  It's just a fact, as plain as the juviderm fillers in all the faces of the soap actors/actresses whose asses he kisses daily.

 

Admittedly, I don't have any singing/dancing talent either, despite years of practicing in front of the mirror my best David Cassidy's I Think I Love You and Cher's Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.

 

This situation reminds me of another no talent who was inexplicably hired by Oprah to regurgitate years of watching classic soaps (while working at McDonalds) into a sad mashup called Ambitions. Bwwwwaaaahhhh.

[Vee]

Why is his head shrinking??

[ChitHappens]

 

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[KMan101]

Lawd. No thanks.

[Gray Bunny]

So, at what point did his face stop having skin pores?  Lawd, the airbrushing this man does.... LOL 

[amybrickwallace]

 

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[Paul Raven]

Co written by  Dena Higley and Chuck Pratt

[amybrickwallace]

 

Game, set, match to @Paul Raven!!

[Aback]

How do these people keep having the money?

It's so expensive to live in LA. He's not a frontline journalist. Yet he has money to waste on this garbage. I just can't figure it out.