Hypothetical scenarios we can thank sweet baby soap Jesus for NOT happening...

[ellabelle]

That would have been so, so odd to watch. I am all for Julia Barr having a storyline, but I'm not sure I could have handled that.

[DRW50]

Bianca turning straight.

[Khan]

With Ryan's miraculous, church-beatified penis.

[Pine Charles]

I SOOO wanted that to happen! They showed the beginning stages, but then it all ended when Janet was abducted / held hostage by Dr. Kinder.

[juniorz1]

--Kim Zimmer joining SB as a recast Eden instead of Jodie (Jodie was bad enough)

[Mitch]

Never bringing Maureen Bauer back from the dead! Not that I don't think it was a mistake to kill THE tentpole character of the show but she was too real...a return from the dead would be weird.

B & E wanted to bring EP back as a woman with a hard life, who got Mo's heart and hearing what a good person she was, had plastic surgery to look like her. Not only do I hate plastic surgery doubles as they are so stupid, but while EP looked like a normal person, no one in their right mind would have plastic surgery to look like her!

Also, at the time Zaz was fired, E & B indicated that this put a stop to the stories they were planning which would be a return of the "black," Spauldings and cheated Ellen Parker out of work. Which must have ment they were bringing her back (What the Caribbean Spauldings had her stuffed away on an island.) Who knows tho..their interviews were always surreal.

[ellabelle]

I am actually surprised they didn't have her experiment with being bisexual. Lord knows all of her girlfriends did.

[Pine Charles]

Of course, the whole Zarf/Zoe situation brings up a few questions.

Even though Zarf/Zoe was trans, I know not everyone considered her a lesbian woman.

[LeClerc]

The JFP/MMT regime that AMC almost got in 1998 (not that '98 AMC could have been much worse than it was).

[Cheap21]

AMC's Erica and Ryan have sex and start dating. Oh wait....

[ellabelle]

Yeah... I kind of struggled with this thread, because my mind kept going to all of the stupid, awful things that AMC actually did: Erica/Ryan, Kendall's endless comas and heart problems, Josh the walking unaborted fetus, Bianca falling for a transgendered lesbian rockstar, Eric arranging for his virginal 14 year old daughter to be raped by his pedophile friend, "Babe is love," killing off Edmund and Simone and Trevor, Jane Campbell - Erica's doppleganger and the world's oldest virgin, David's God-like ability to bring everyone back from the dead, Jake being Chief of Staff but too stupid to do a DNA test on his girlfriend's baby or realize that the body in front of him wasn't really dead, endless round of Greenlee/Ryan...

[VirginiaHamilton]

OLTL's Todd / Frodd and Marty having a child together

[Khan]

General Hospital NOT being leveled to the ground in some explosion. (Not that it would have made any difference.)

[Cheap21]

I've wanted that as a sweeps event in the past. I just think if the greatness that was Melrose a Place blowing up in the season 3 finale. I used to wish for someone to blow up GH

[SFK]

Oh my God, you guys are killing me today...