Just for Amello.

The thing is, when I saw him I kinda froze. Then I looked back to see if the cops were looking at me. The dude was literally pleading with me and I was thinking if I started hollering, didn't know if my life would be in danger if one of his friends saw me ratting him out. Criminals hate rats. Yeah, the best thing was to keep moving.

plus since that was at your building, they could always come back for you since they know where you live and around what time you would usually be walking to there from work. Id be scared about that as well

Funny I find this thread this week of all weeks.

My 20 year old cousin is overweight so it was easy to hide. She has a 2 year old daughter and is living in the projects with her mom (who is maried to a drunk), she waits until she is 9 months pregnant to write a note to her mom to tell her about it. Then she has the baby 2 days later. So irresponsible, then when they ask about the father she says she was raped. So many holes in her story, and she is a compulsive liar so our family is suspecting she is making the rape part up to sort of justify her choice.

Back to the drunk my aunt is married to. He had a kid with her, and one night while drunk he asked their 5 year old son to talk to his brother on the phone. The boy said no, and my drunk uncle got mad and hit him. My aunt jumped in and he called her a bitch. Then her 16 year old granddaughter jumps in and he punches her and my other neice in the face. Cops were called and my other uncles hopped over ready to whoop some ass. He got bailedo ut of jail by his friend and when he came back home they locked him out and he was stuck on the porch. My aunt eventually let him back in, I do not understand what she sees in him. Abusive, can't hold down a job, always drunk on the corner, and pays no bills.

When I have time I will have to go into my aunt's secret abortion (got one w/o telling her man), and my lesbian cousin's ex girlfriend. LOL

My female cousin was engaged to be married to a guy she had known for some time. In college she became friends with another guy and got pregnant by him. She was devasted and didnt know what to do. There was no way her future husband was going to accept her having someone else's baby. She eventually had an abortion and left the college guy and married her high school sweetheart.

Very interesting stories.. just waiting to be made into tv-movies and/or soap operas.

I read these and think.....Damn, my family is completely normal. And, my life is a complete bore.

Except for the fact that my mom's first husband (not my dad) was in the mob.

Edited August 15, 201312 yr by Golden Duck

I think I mentioned elsewhere on the board, but my father's brother was convicted of shooting and killing his wife on a street corner a whole lot of years ago. One of his sons has never really forgiven him for that and you can't really blame him. He hasn't had an easy life, he later ended up hooked up to a crazy woman who pour cleanser in his face and he lost quite of bit of his sense of taste and smell, and a couple of years ago he fell while he was drunk and messed up his neck.

That aunt on my mother's side that I mentioned in my other post in this thread also once used my late grandfather's bank account for her own expenses, when he gave her power of attorney when he was ill and dealing with his crazy wife.

Wow, I am tempted to air some of my dirty laundry.. though I might have to sort through it and put out the least dirty amounts

Now why in the hell have yall bumped this thread up???

I was thinking the same thing but I love reliving all these stories. I hope people post more.

Now why in the hell have yall bumped this thread up???

On the NEXT SON!!

What a skank, Amello At the time, I was excited and wanted to do it...I have no clue why, but I was. The two other guys being there made it less weird because they weren't related to me and I kinda had a crush on one of them, so...yeah. Of course, both of them grew up to be high school dropouts, so once again, I had hideous taste pre-puberty.

Of course all the stuff with my cousins kind of made me grow up a bit faster than normal kids, so I kinda became preoccupied with sex. This story's a LOT less disturbing/dirty that everything else, but I went on my knees for a guy in middle school. We were in the seventh grade, and he was sort of a jock type, a football player. He was my first white guy lol We'd known each other since the second grade, and we weren't close friends at all because he was a jock type and I...was definitely not. But we always got along well. In the seventh grade, we had tons of classes together because we were both honors kids, and in our English class, he sat right in front of me, and I'd always be checking him out, and one day, he caught me looking. I was scared to death, but he just smirked. He started being much nicer to me, and he'd come and find me at recess and we'd goof around. Wellll, our middle school would do an honor roll dance at night four times a year. We were all at the dance, and I was hanging out with my friends. Me and the guy were constantly bumping into each other the whole night, and I don't know...there was just magic in the air or something, I guess, there was a feeling of..."something's gonna happen between us tonight," and we both had it in our eyes. But anyway, I went to the bathroom, and as I was walking back to the cafeteria (that's where all our cheap ass middle school dances were held), he came down the hall and told me he wanted to go outside. I was READY for whatever he wanted to do, so I wasn't going to question his motives or anything...so we went outside because the dumb ass teachers forgot to lock the back doors. We went outside and sat in the baseball dugout in the backyard. We talked about everything except the pink elephant...we talked about our classes, about how I sucked at sports, etc. Everything except for what we both knew we were out there for. But anyway, there was a pause in the convo, and he picked up my hand and put in his lap. That was alllll the invitation I needed, and within in seconds, I was getting busy on him. Without getting too graphic, we finished up, used a candy wrapper off the ground to clean up the mess, and we just walked back to the dance without saying a damn word. We stayed as close and vaguely flirtatious as we had been after that, but he moved the summer after seventh grade, and I haven't seen him in person since then. I found him on MySpace years ago, and he added me, but I was too scared to send him any messages or comments, and I guess he felt the same way. I hear he's in the military or something now.

That was like...my last sexual encounter until the summer before my senior year. Things were baaaad throughout junior high. I was looking for anything from anybody at any time I could possibly get it, and I ain't got sh!t from nobody.

Um OK, I have a serious confession to make. The above story is pure fiction LOL I must have been feeling creative that night and wanted to provide entertainment, but none of that ever happened! Everything with my cousins definitely happened, though, and I swear on it. I was sexually active from age 7 to age 13, but then I had absolutely no real sexual experiences until this past summer.

In the intervening years, the shootist cousin that I did it with cheated on his girlfriend with our neighborhood drag queen, got married, and then moved out to secretly be with the drag queen, who is now in jail for stealing out of Walmart. I'm currently unsure of the whereabouts of the others.

Maybe you just have split personalities and you're forgetting about that nights events. Lol!

All My Shadows, I trusted you, I believed in you, you were like a cyber little brother to me, and now? Now, I don't believe that I'll ever be able to trust a single word you say, ever again. *runs up impossibly tall flight of stairs, trips a little on the 13th step, recovers, keeps running, trots down the hall and SLAMS bedroom door shut, sobs with face buried in pillow, you run up after me, t'alm 'bout, "SFK!? SFK!?!? Wait, PLEASE..." Close-up of a distressed Mr. Vixen slowly shaking his head, fade to black, K-Mart "My School Bus is My Limo" commercial...*

"We'll continue with our story. In a moment." *Fred and Grady cry and toss used tissue all over the living room, Lamont clicks his teeth and shakes his head*

IDK yall...the "guy" I described in that post seems like a combination of three or four different guys I went to school with. It may have almost happened. I may have just daydreamed it one day. IDK. I used to lie to people on AIM all the time just to seem cool, but I didn't think I ever did that here!! Like I said, though, EVERYTHING else I've told you all about is 100% true. That includes everything else here and everything in the Cocktail Lounge lol

Ha, don't worry boy, you know we love and trust you!

Brings back memories though. Once upon a time when you had to pay for the Internet, I remember how much more chat-based AOL and Prodigy were. There weren't as many websites to visit so the net was more about interacting with other people. I can't remember the last time I was in a chat room or got a random IM from a person who saw that we went to the same college in my profile or whatever. WoST had a good chatroom and SON should follow suit. I think it would make for fewer and less crowded threads, but that's another subject.

Speaking of random IM's, I work in theatre and I was in a rehearsal the other day when a colleague's phone kept dinging every five minutes because of that Grinder app. Live your life, but it was so smarmy. I actually learned about it when I went to a play with a friend who brought his friend. I also had a friend in the show. The FOMF asked if my FITS was gay. I said I'm not sure. He whips out his phone and sure enough...

I was like, "What the hell is that!? Lorrrd..."