Loved the RHOBH reunion because the gloves went off!

Kim (Rambles) was a mess as usual and is positively marinating in her role as the gin soaked victim.

Kyle (Splits) looked so ugly, melodramatic and nervous, as if she knew, at a moment's notice, everyone was going to turn on her...she had to settle for 3/5 remaining Wives to show their disdain.

Taylor did nothing, I'll be surprised if she returns because, although she totally redeemed herself and was actually enjoyable to watch, she instigated nothing.

Princess Brandi handled herself well. I'm glad she said Splits would be happy if Rambles fell off the wagon because I think she's 100% correct.

Duchess Yolanda did very well shutting the Richards sisters down. Like a boss. I get the impression Andy doesn't really like her, I hope she gets another season because she was sublime.

Her Majesty The Queen delivered the most delicious lines of the night as she concluded that Kyle is a lying, backstabbing bitch in the most elegant way possible.

I totally agree, for some reason Andy was throwing some major shade at Yolanda on part 1 and 2..Not sure where it's coming from.

Extremely disappointed that KomaKathy is getting a THIRD season as an official housewife. UGH. WTF. So glad to see my girl Teresa back in action. Hopefully all the friends Tre are official friend of girls auditioning for spots in Season 6 like they do on Beverly Hills.

The only one that matters

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Extremely disappointed that KomaKathy is getting a THIRD season as an official housewife. UGH. WTF.

Let's hope they pull a last-minute switcheroo on us. They can easily photoshop her basic ass out.

Well, it's Official. Phaedra has her spinoff.

I hope there's interesting people. I know she said way back when she once represented Bobby Brown but I don't care about him.

Oh you can read about the bazillion other shows Bravo has returning or greenlit by clicking here.

too many people are getting spinoffs. Andy needs to cool it on this. IMO it dilutes the brands

Extremely disappointed that KomaKathy is getting a THIRD season as an official housewife. UGH. WTF. So glad to see my girl Teresa back in action. Hopefully all the friends Tre are official friend of girls auditioning for spots in Season 6 like they do on Beverly Hills.

The only one that matters

that cast shot looks cheap as hell.

WTF is boring ass Kathy back? BIG FAIL to Bravo for keeping the same cast and not switching it up.

I'm confused about why OC and NJ have such cheap cast shots. Miami, Beverly Hills, New York and Atlanta all has such stylized shots and high production values. This is like a step back for them. I'm also disappointed that there aren't any official new housewives, when we know there were several women heavily filming with them. Jennifer Dalton in particular, is going to basically be a housewife. I don't understand why they don't just put a sixth woman to shake things up.

I guess Bravo is going to use Married to Medicine as the second housewives series and then New Jersey will premiere on the back of that. Then we'll have New Jersey and OC going until Miami is ready. Then they'll have New York replace New Jersey in the fall.

OC

Shocked that they didn't update their opening! All the other series did. OC not doing it makes it look really outdated. I have no hope for NJ now, which DESPERATELY needs to get rid of that cheap ass looking thing they call an opening

Vickie does still look like herself but her face is very stiff and I notice she has problems moving her mouth. Yay to her breaking up with Brooks

I hate Alexis' haircut. And whats with her no style. She looks like a Leave it to Beaver mother in the opening with that wardrobe. Ugh! Too much of her in the premiere. I thought she was brought into the series later in the season so I wasn't expecting to see much of her this early. Im guessing these were filmed later and spliced in to make it seem as if she was around from jump. For her to say she was bullied had me rolling my eyes, especially when she was thowing shade at Heather's career. I just cant with her stupidity and apparently neither can....

Heather! "Im inviting all the ladies over my house for a clam bake, but I decided not to include Alexis. Alexis and I do not have a friendship. She is someone that I absolutely do not want in my life." If I didn't like her already, that line would have made me a fan. Heather had a very slow start last season so Im glad she is fully integrated now since they are done introducing her. She's bringing it in episode 1 and Im loving it

Tamra: "Last year, I would have been Vickie's first call. Bitch" "I want to tell her listen, bitch" LMAO. I love how Tamra kept calling her a bitch

"Slade went out and got a job. Now what am I gonna say about him?"

"The only thing I can think is the guy (Brooks) was like conceived anally bc he's the biggest assholes I know". She was on fire with her lines!

Gretchen had to call Slade on how to make coffee? Girl, you look as dumb as Porsha right now

ETA: Ugh to the preview and seeing Brooks in there

Older RHOC-

I wonder just how much Geana knew about Tamara and Vickis marriages because watching it now, knowing how both of those end, and her comments about their judging Gretchen make me think she knew all about their failing marriages. I love her. Really. She is kind of boring, and depressing, but she is also very smart and calls these bitches out on their [!@#$%^&*]. When she told Tamra she needs to apologize to Gretchen for saying she was running a con on Jeff is just one of those common human viewpoints, but Tamra cant do it because she is so, so threatened by Grethen. Her opening lines Gretch's first two seasons are directly about her too, its kind of pathetic. But jesus i am beyond attracted ti Simon like... hardcore.

I will miss Kara and Shane more than anyone, because shes hilarious and he is so, so sexy.

Yay! Now you know why Jeana was so beloved and why many of us here keep wanting her to return. I also loved her kids, especially Kara. She had such a fun personality

Edited April 2, 201312 yr by Cheap21

Faye was mentioned at the reunion but it was left on the editing room floor and will be on the "Secrets Revealed" episode next week. Bravo has a clip of the "Faye segment" on Bravotv.com. I watched it last night and let's just say that Yolanda, Lisa, and Brandi went in on Kyle (especially Yo & Lisa). Here is the clip:

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-3/videos/who-is-faye-speaking-for

Speaking of Faye . . . her friend, Daniel, who recently did an article bashing Faye and saying she is a b*tch for real, got a high-five from Lisa last night after her performance on DWTS, and Kyle called him an "!@#$%^&*]" and was defending Faye even more.

http://www.realitytea.com/2013/04/02/exclusive-lisa-vanderpump-kyle-richards-faye-resnick-daniel-dicriscio-dwts-party-photos-friend-defend-brandi-glanville-gossip/

Damn! Lisa put it out there. Faye just wants to get on the show! LMAO! I've never seen her like that! Go Queen Lisa!

^

Yes Queen Lisa did! She put Kyle's ass on blast, and so did Yolanda. I'm betting money that Kyle comes back acting better next year b/c if not, she'll be back in the hot seat again.

Yo is so much love:

YOLANDA ‏@YolandaHFoster 2m

“@msbushrod: @YolandaHFoster how many more times is your husband gonna get married?”❤As many times as he wishes, not your business is it?

Yolanda is the best... she better return so I can see more of her Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's

Edited April 3, 201312 yr by London

Just finished watching the reunion. The Queen, Princess, and Duchess held it down as usual. What I want to know is why was Kim shitting in a pillow?

Yo is so much love:

YOLANDA ‏@YolandaHFoster 2m

“@msbushrod: @YolandaHFoster how many more times is your husband gonna get married?”❤As many times as he wishes, not your business is it?

LMAO she shut that motherf-cker down. That's why I love her. She gives no f-cks.

Yo is perfection. God I hope she returns.

OC s5 Finale-

WOW! I did not expect to seriously see the end of Tamra and Simons marriage on film. That limo rise was intense and it was clearly the end. So much was said there was no coming back from. He was very hostile with her due to her going to "events" that we all know is actually work for the show since he isnt working that they need. Right after she got his name tattooed on her finger too - never do that. He does use her kids against her though and makes her feel guilty, but she also did become very dismissive of him after he stopped being the money maker so both

Vicki and Donn just feel so fake and forced at this point. That vow renewal a few episodes back was... just.. i dont know, i didnt feel it. The most enjoyable part of them is their wonderful kids. That backless yellow dress Vicki was in was terrible on her. She causes so much drama too in her not speaking to Simon.

I miss Jeanna as a fulltime wife. I love her kids too. Shane is ALWAYS welcome on my screen. It was nice to see Lauri too even though i dont like her. Did Jeanna and Lauir quit? Cuz they pop a lot so it doesnt feel like they were fired.

Gretchen showing up looking like a bride was AMAZING. All of these bitches are so jealous of her it is so funny. Is Lauri trying for her spot back in coming at gretchen trying to cause drama? Someone should tell Lori slutting it up with Slade does not equal dating.

Lynnes drunken teenage girls are awful. No wonder they didnt bring her back - her kids are always trashed and Bravo cant have that. Lynn is in total denial about it too. I love Kara, Jeannas daughter, and how she controlled the whole situation in moments.

Who is Fernanda?

Brianna really should become a housewife.

Gretchen is so on point in her commentary. She knows Tamras marriage is [!@#$%^&*] and she is faking that it is ok. Its actually deserved on Tamra after all the [!@#$%^&*] she talked on gretchen calling her a fake, a liar, a golddigger that now she is faking an ok marriage, lying about being happy, and unhappy with Simon because he isnt bringing home the money anymore.

Seriously why is there not a Geana, Shane, kara and Colton spinoff?

I do view Vicki differently know that i know about all her brain issues and how much brain matter has been taken out of her, seriously.

How the hell as Alexis lasted this long?

Watching the reunion... Gretchen is READY to read Tamara, as she should! Tamara talked to an ex boyfriend and possible had a relationship with him during her marriage? Well, isnt that interesting considering Tamara accused Gretchen of cheating on jeff with an ex.

Jesus Juggs has been obsessed with being bullied from the reunion on, hasnt she?

Lynn is seriously an atrocious mother and in denial. Gretchen knows there are issues and can see it, she reached out to Lynn to reach out to her child and Lynn said yes, so she did. Her daughters were a freakin trainwreck and needed someone to try and reachout. And Vicki claiming that anyone, even a trained psychologist, with no kids has no right to comment on parenting is infuckingsane.

Seriously why does Vicki hate Slade so much? Is it because he may know about her swinging, cheating lifestyle or what? Because she is terrified to even be on stage at this reunion with him. This is why I dont mind his trashing her because she attacks him constantly and seems to always have. And no, just because he had sex with lauri doesnt mean they were in a serious relationship.

Alexis actually made Vicki come off terrible at this reunion. What happened?

I am DYING at Vicki being called out and getting up to walk out because she cant handle it.

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Panic Room icon JP! I just rewatched that on YT.