Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

[Cat]

BTW, for anyone who watches, Ladies of London is on tonight! (sorry, I know it's not a RH franchise in name, but I feel like it is in every other way).

[Taoboi]

Agree...I expect the BH taglines sometime this week.

 

I DO, I DO, CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for Caroline to do her thang.

[alwaysAMC]

YOU GUYS - the BH opening and taglines have been released.  I can't believe y'all have posted about this already

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This opening is one of my FAVORITES.  The taglines are amazing.  The delivery is perfect for everyone - slow and not rushed - I especially like the Lisa/Erika/Lisa sequence.  So so so good.

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/rhobhs-season-7-taglines-are-here-watch-the-shows-opening-w453613

[NothinButAttitude]

Thanks @alwaysAMC! Here are gifs of the intro/taglines.

 

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LVP sh-ts on everyone once again. I think out of all the housewives on every franchise, she's been the one to always have a great tagline.

 

Erika has a good tagline this season too.

 

Eileen, Dorit, and Rinna ... meh. 

 

Kyle has had the same damn tagline each season. Give it up, lady. We know you know what a fake is.

Edited December 3, 2016 by Nothin'ButAttitude

[Cheap21]

Kyle wasnt trying to let Lisa be the center diamond this year! Lisa should have pushed her out of the shot

[Soaplovers]

Makes sense Kyle and Lisa V are in the center...the two OG's of BH

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[DaytimeFan]

Wow to LVP's...that's got to be the best tagline ever. She has never had a bad one.

 

Erica's is good. Rinna's is OK. Eileen's is pretty good, if bland. Dorit's is dumb. 

 

I wish Kyle would let go of the lame theme she clings to about her Beverly Hills authenticity (despite living off a busy highway in Bel Air) and just make her tagline real like: "I stole Kim's goddamn house and I'd do it again too!"

[Taoboi]

LOL!!! DaytimeFan, I knew you would be here in a flash.

 

Now for Cat!!!

 

 

HAHAHAHAH at CHeap shading  Kyle.

Edited December 3, 2016 by Taoboi
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[Cat]

Here I am!

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I thought nothing could beat Lisa's amazing "Throw me to the wolves, and I shall return leading the pack" tag from Season 6, but this one is pretty close! I was getting tired of the diamonds and rosé stuff because I think we are all aware that LVP is a master operator bts and on screen.

 

The others are ok. Could have been worse. Erika's is clever. IA with everybody who finds Kyle's uninspired. But then again, without her sister drama, what else is there to talk about with Kyle? Her tags have always been some variation of "I'm from BH; I know what's real and what's fake; I am also the luckiest girl in this town!" One of these days, they are going to run out of lucky/fake/BH puns and start referencing the hair ("My hair may be long -- ooo! -- but, like me, it's 99% real!").

 

I am rewatching S7 in anticipation; it's not quite as bad as I initially remembered. My love for both LVP and Eileen took such a blow last year, and I was worried I wouldn't be able to enjoy watching them again. I still think Yol should have stayed to face the music this season but perhaps the one I'm most disappointed about leaving is Kathryn. She wasn't that bad, guys! In fact, she was nice, normal, a tomboy, and desperate for the other women's friendship. I think she added a different vibe that wasn't all about toxicity and manipulating the audience but lol I know I'm alone in thinking that. 

[DRW50]

Why do I have a feeling the Dorit one is some sort of Trump commentary that should have been seen as lighthearted...a month ago. 

 

Eileen is just 100% Kristen in all of that. It's uncanny. 

[Cheap21]

Kyle is in front though and Lisa is behind her. Should be the other way around 

 

Edited December 3, 2016 by Cheap21

[Antoyne]

OMG CHEAP lol. You're amazing.

[Cheap21]

I wish I could take credit for that but htats been floating around Tumblr for a while

[DaytimeFan]

 

Yes - whoever thought up that tag line for Kyle is a genius - as is the GIF maker. She is so pathetically contrived. 

[Soaplovers]

Kyles tagline so fits her....all she has to do when spotting a phony is look in a mirror.

 

Shade over.

 

The one thing I wish the housewife franchise would do is have the families in the intros again.  I like that the OC and jersey do that...and since all the women are married on BH this season...I wish the families were in the intro.

 

Trips, day to day livesx and family stuff are what Id love to see on BH with a littlw drama thrown in for accent.