and as for Lame...Oops I mean Lane's exciting day on Fri, I be watching the Steve Wilkos show instead of watching that

No need to correct yourself... mostly everyone uses Lame nowadays.

OK, why do we see plenty of happy Lane and no happy Paul and Nikki? WTF?

Let's see them off to a honeymoon until November sweeps, shall we?

Recasts returning, of course.

OK, why do we see plenty of happy Lane and no happy Paul and Nikki? WTF?

For those young chicks that enjoy them. They are obviously targeting them.

Recasts returning, of course.

Good idea.

Billy Bob, BadZoe? Why couldn't Jill's real brother be named "Waylon", or "Merle"?

I still think that Kay was in a drunken stupor and just imagined stealing and giving away babies, both her own and Jill's.

That could work.

Lily's objecting to continuing the photo shoot, because she doesn't like the message? Diana Ross called, Lily; she wants her demanding attitude back.

Did they undo the Jill/Kay story because it was a bad rewrite, or just because they want Mac and Billy back together?

I suspect it was the latter (but that's just me).

I suspect it was the latter (but that's just me).

And that Billy/Mac redux is working out so well...

I'd almost rather they get back together and leave town.

And that Billy/Mac redux is working out so well.

I, too, hope Y&R isn't banking on this Billy/Mac story to be successful. Because, if they are? Oh, God.

For all we know they may be going more towards Cane/Mac. Either option needs more definition for Mac. So far Billy is just doing the same pouty little boy act he usually does and Mac looks comatose. The only part of the story I'm enjoying is Chloe. I hope she won't be turned into a Phyllis.

Oh, people. Y'all are so downbeat. I can't wait for Friday. I fully intend to Embrace the Cheese and make like Jill -- put Esther on blender duty and keep those margaritas COMING.

Take a sip of liquor every time Lily starts tawking in da baby tawk over cute widdle Humphrey!

Laugh uproariously -- and take a sip of liquor -- when Humphrey and Zapato bound down the aisle dressed up in pink bridesmaids' outfits -- and then starting humping in front of the altar!

Take a bathroom break when Cane starts telling Lily how much she means to him, how he loves her so much and can't wake to Make Sweet Wuv to her All Night Long. Then take a sip of liquor.

If that doesn't work, take a sip o' likker every time Chloe rolls her eyes!

Finally, take a ship of liq licker likker booze everytime Christel Khalil starts giggling uncomfortably whenever Cane tries to hold Lily/kiss her/tell her he wants her!

I guarantee, ladiesh and germs, you will shurely be as drunksh as a shkunk by 1.30pm. Jusht in time for B&B! Yay! Though B&B is besht watched sotally tober. OK, not really.

Seriously, does anyone know how I can get my hands on some eye-blinding medicine and a syringe before Friday?

What was Lily's wedding to Daniel like? Was Davetta in the role then? I've forgotten.

What was Lily's wedding to Daniel like? Was Davetta in the role then? I've forgotten.

They married in Las Vegas; and yes, Davetta was in the role.

They were in a motel room. We didn't even see a Pastor, as far as I can remember.

But it was sooooo cute. Very sweet, but not tooth-ache inducing.

So, "Princess Lily" gets a full on, flowers-and-doves ceremony; but all "Ghetto Lily" gets is some cheap-ass motel room? That is so jacked-up, Y&R!

Edited May 11, 200917 yr by Khan

They had to go to LV. Neither of their set of parents accepted the marriage LOL.

So, "Princess Lily" gets a full on, flowers-and-doves ceremony; but all "Ghetto Lily" gets is some cheap-ass motel room? That is so jacked-up, Y&R!

To be fair, Daniel and GL were on the run from their parentals. Well, from Drucilla. They wanted to marry and knew they had to do it fast before Godcilla blew through Vegas.

Edited May 11, 200917 yr by Cat