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ATWT: April discussion

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Because it was all about Nuke. Y'know....if they want to convince me Luke and Noah are interesting...perhaps, just perhaps discussing German expressionist filmmaking and how the light reflects the director's p.o.v (or whatever that [!@#$%^&*] was) ISN'T the most effective way to go.

Come on, don't tell me you were actually upset about that?! :rolleyes:

Luke was trying to keep Noah awake and resorted to talking, or should I say babbling desperately, about something that interests Noah. Getting upset over details like that seems like a tremendous waste of energy!

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Talking about wasted- sorry- exerted energy, anybody want to hear about how much I exerted while ROTHFLMFAO at this conversation ( paraphrased greatly)---

Zee to Luke: I vant to have your baby.

Luke to Zee: But, but Ms Scarlett I don't know Nuttin bout birthin babies.

thought so. :lol::lol:

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Talk about the funniest episode I've seen in a long time. How did I not see that coming!?

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I wasn't upset...just pointing out how ridiculous it was. Nothing would convince me that Nuke isn't a total waste of time and resources anyway...but it's like TIIC are going out of their way to throw Nuke's boring-to-the-Nth-degree in my face. I can imagine the convo in the writer's room:

Pissy: Luke needs to suffer! Let's have his boyfriend shot in front of his eyes!

Gouty: Yeah, sure. Whatever. As long as there's a lot of Luke screeching like a girl! It'll be dramatic.

Pissy: Crap. My S&M for Grannies Workshop is this weekend. I need to leave. What lame-ass plot can I recycle here?

Gouty: Well, everyone loves babies. The girl kidnapper wants Luke's baby!

Pissy: Perfect! But he'll have to be tied down. 'Cause he's G-A-Y and hates the touch of a woman.

Gouty: Okay. But we have to make sure Noah isn't conscious. Just in case we decide to bring the girl kidnapper back pregnant with Luke's child. How can we make sure Noah is out?

Pissy: Can't we just throw a bunch of colored corn syrup on the floor, and cut to it every few seconds?

Gouty: It's not in the budget this month, our young hero just trashed the Snyder kitchen and I've got to replace some of that dinnerware. Can't Luke just talk about something really boring?

Pissy: Okay...maybe Noah's in some college class Luke would think was boring.

Gouty: Is Noah in college?

Pissy: I think so. Or he will be. None of the fans will remember anyway.

Was I the only one who thought the dead cop mysteriously changed position? I could have sworn his feet were peeking out from behind that whatchamacallit...and then when Damian found him, his face was right there.

And could they have written Lily any stupider, going with some unknown officer to WW?? :rolleyes:

And now that I think about it...looks like Margo took my advice and went to her colorist. Today her hair seemed like it had a lot more ooomph to it.

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GRRRR!

Bloom and Goutman are idiots for letting the real Lily go!

They are morons...fools....[!@#$%^&*]....all of those things.

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I've been bored by Silbermann and Hansis so while they're on, I tend to do other things. Aren't Zoe and Luke related somehow? But she wants to have his baby? I'm lost here. Can someone fill in the blanks.

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I've been bored by Silbermann and Hansis so while they're on, I tend to do other things. Aren't Zoe and Luke related somehow? But she wants to have his baby? I'm lost here. Can someone fill in the blanks.

Yeah, I've been bored with Hansis for some time now. Silbermann has always bored me. Zoe and Luke would be cousins. I could be wrong though. I can't believe

Noah's dad is coming back to town after this awful story is over. There is no originality in the storytelling. They are getting airtime just to appease the audience they have left which are the Nuke Nutcases.

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That's me. :D

I actually wasn't referring to you. It's those Nuke fans that will take a story having Nuke cleaning dog poo as they make eyes at each other...LOL. Because seriously the stories given to Nuke have been pure bullshit.

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I actually wasn't referring to you. It's those Nuke fans that will take a story having Nuke cleaning dog poo as they make eyes at each other...LOL. Because seriously the stories given to Nuke have been pure bullshit.

Agreed one hundred million percent.

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Noah's dad is coming back to town after this awful story is over.

:o

You have GOT to be shittin' me!

It's beyond pathetic. It's just...ridiculous. It's ridiculous and it's right damn pathetic. Washing my hands of this show once and for all.

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I can only imagine what they have planned for

Colonel Homo-cide

this time around.

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You have GOT to be shittin' me!

It's beyond pathetic. It's just...ridiculous. It's ridiculous and it's right damn pathetic. Washing my hands of this show once and for all.

Because of

the Colonel's return

? I don't really think it'll be that long or major a storyline that it will affect anything much. One of their usual two week arcs. :rolleyes: Certainly not enough to make me quit the show, of all things... :mellow:

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You have GOT to be shittin' me!

It's beyond pathetic. It's just...ridiculous. It's ridiculous and it's right damn pathetic. Washing my hands of this show once and for all.

Not kidding. But didn't you see it coming? Passanante and Goutman are so predictable. They could never surprise me with their stories. They are so pathetic and repetitive.

I can only imagine what they have planned for

Colonel Homo-cide

this time around.

More hatred and shootings..etc..the same stuff like the first time around.

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Because of

the Colonel's return

? I don't really think it'll be that long or major a storyline that it will affect anything much. One of their usual two week arcs. :rolleyes: Certainly not enough to make me quit the show, of all things... :mellow:

It's not

the Colonel's return

all on its own...it's what it represents. There's no reason to not believe that TPTB are committed to throwing the same ish at us over and over again. Sometimes they go all daredevil on us and create new characters to throw away, but sometimes they just go into the trash and hose off characters they already threw away. It's nothing new...same old thing over and over again.

Not kidding. But didn't you see it coming? Passanante and Goutman are so predictable. They could never surprise me with their stories. They are so pathetic and repetitive.

I know they're bad, but sometimes I (used to) take comfort in knowing that sometimes I exaggerated on how bad they are. But this? This? This is something that we joke about without ever thinking they'd go there. But they're going there. Again. Round #3. It's STOOPIT!

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