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It was!

^^^ding, ding, ding!!!

May tomorrow pass by if not smoothly than at least somewhat swiftly.

Awesomeness!!!

RHOP From start to finish, this episode was EVERYTHING!!! And like the rest of you, YEEEESSS WE ARE BACK!!!! Never should have counted the flutes out. I guess it was Eric's fault. lol. After last week's cliffhanger of a 'bombshell' that failed horribly, La Dame struck back and got those heffas together. And the fact that Mia was still trying to convent members use the newbies to try to get to Karen. Yeah...it's clear that this La Dame vs Messy Mia for the throne is far from over regardless of how many times La Dame keeps handing them their asses. Regardless of how well she does it. Regardless of how technically La Dame is the one in the wrong and there is so much to be used against her. Her Confessional with the fake darts said it all...she's Teflon. Meanwhile, the newbies continued to impress. Up until now, I would say Stacey and (especially) Jassi have been doing all the heavy lifting. Especially Stacy with her subtle shade and authentic confusion, but BAY-BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keiarna came in swinging AND with the subtle shade cuz 'The Face. Glass.' is still stuck in my head. And the fact so many people did not get it given all the times online people pick on Mia's skin. But I got it. Slick as heck. But her vs Mia AND gathering Jacqueline was one for the ages. And I have already rewinded that too many times lmao. And you all know I love Mia, but they went toe to toe with each other. Stacey stayed on Ashley's neck, too. And Wendy did an alley oops. It was crazy. And we got a real moment with Gizelle and her kids. And outside of Pastor Holy Whore, it was such a great awww moment. Say what you will about Gizelle, but she is a great mother. And we watched them kids grow up on the show. Just such a great episode. LA DAME. Stacey said it best...they kept coming for La Dame every five minutes. If it wasn't the ambush at the table, they were coming for her at breakfast. And then even AFTER being handed their butts, they were still trying to come at La Dame. DIDN'T...FIND...HER. lol. The word maneuvering that La Dame was doing at that ambush dinner was something else. And the fact that the tea was from THREE years ago??? All that did was show that Mia ain't nobody's friend. Jacqueline, take note. Because if Mia can try to out La Dame after she was the one who had her back and brought her into the group in Season 6, then she really can't be trusted. I did like that Mia WAS right though. Cuz La Dame was already ready at the breakfast. And while Keiarna did the most fighting...La Dame got Jacqueline good with her 25 counts man!! Jacqueline couldn't handle it. lmao. That La Dame let her hang herself first was delicious. And now we have a real cliffhanger moment at the end with La Dame, Stacey, and Jassi...and given how well they have all gotten along...it will be interesting to see what move La Dame makes next. Honorable mention: La Dame's Confessional with the boxing gloves. lol. GIZELLE. Awwww the little babies. I can't believe that we literally watched them grow up on this show. And they gave us so many moments of them reading their mama. lol. But it was good. Also good...was Gizelle reaching out to Wendy. Who would have thought? ASHLEY. Why is she here again? I still can't believe that the Housewife who used to be so cunning and messy...has taken over Robyn's spot of being the punching bag who gets consistently dragged. Because Stacey stayed with her heel on her neck. And meanwhile, even Wendy told her to STFU. And no matter how she tried, no one was letting her really butt into any of the conversations. Or worse, ignoring her. Could this be Ash's last season cuz she is giving nothing? WENDY. HEY, HEY, 4OTH!!!! lol. While I am side-eying Mia for having nothing planned (a doctor's trip? Really?), I do like that the ladies at least came together for her at midnight. I think my favorite part was 'is the pool heated?' lol. All Wendy cared about was her birthday. As someone who also celebrate milestone (I went to San Fran for the first time for my 40th), I understand. Meanwhile, she had La Dame's back like a real sister and I enjoyed every moment of it. And LOVE Drunk Wendy done. Cuz her and Stacey with 'now everybody has a past.' LOL!!! MIA. GIRL, STOP. THREE YEARS AGO stale tea??? REALLY??? smh. I called it when she was alone in the car with La Dame, but she has been coming for La Dame all this trip. And the sad thing was she was so sloppy if the approach is supposed to be throw the rock and hide the hand. Or was it to send in the sidekick. None of her stuff was landing. It was giving Wiley Coyote. Will next week's plan work, or will La Dame speed away? That said...there were only two moments that were good from Mia this week. Her vs Keiarna were excellent, because they both got licks. Snitches was nasty, but K got her lick back with the 'The Face. Glass' comment. And neither of them were flabbergasted, just back and forth. And the other moment was her talking to Jacqueline about her storyline the guys. Was it a set-up talk? For sure. But it was still the most authentic thing from her because that's what happens with your BFF...they spill truth. And while Jacqueline has disappointed me a lot this season...for a moment, the Mia/Jacqueline dynamic that I wished was being explored that was in the last few seasons came back. And I could tell there was so much there to mine. Not Mia and her representative silliness. STACEY. 'Who knows what's true...well...it is true Mia was a stripper, right? Mia was a stripper.' That Confessional took me all the way out. She is so darn authentic and funny. She also gave this episode. Whether it was her having La Dame's back, keeping that heel on Ashley's neck, or being a bone collector for Messy Mia, she stayed giving. We even saw TJ for a moment. And I had an awww moment seeing that Stacey felt comfortable showing him to Wendy. Which made them shading Ashley ('now everybody has a past!) that more fun. KEIARNA. MVP for me!!! She got tired of all the Wiley Coyote antics and let people know what time it was. I don't know what I like more...the subtle shade of 'The face. Glass' or 'are you okay?' when she checked Jacqueline or 'you ARE the street' to Mia's crater face? She was gathering. I just wished she did not allow Ashley to distract her by reminding her of her fight with Sesame Street. I thought she won that verbal fight with Mia...moreso because she winded up with a flute simply by being herself. Did I mention the episode has such rewatchable value? Could we say that about POTOMAC last season? Any episode? Yeah...totally back.

Don't even put that out there.

Yeah, I've enjoyed for sure Victor weaving his web for the last few months...all because Jack helped Nikki.

How odd.

Ssssh. Yeah, I'm shocked to be so caught up. lol. It does help that it has been interesting as of late for the most part. And having Ed Scott back is a godsend. Amen on Giggly Heffa. Claire really does. This would have been interesting if she still had her edge, but alas. I think the boat has sailed. Heck, Summer and Kyle still have spark, but you know I love her with Chance. Same. Sally deserves so much better than that whiny boy. And he will explode if Adam finally wins her back. Hurricane Jill hitting town in 3...2...lol.

But still...from your lips to God's ears. HA!!!!

Lol. Yep.

Mmmm...I don't know. I remember Ashley did all the talking.

Thanks for that. Can't wait!!!

I know people say it does. However, on my system...I find that they are VERY efficient. And when I've been catching up, they usually have the next episode already up by the time I finish the last one. I think I can think of once/twice it has been late when I've played catch-up. Perhaps it's the fact, I watch it on tv versus online on a phone app maybe?

Thank you for the info. Hopefully tomorrow. Awww...you didn't watch any of Nixon Falls?

11-4 I'm glad this episode dropped quickly cuz that HD was something else. And it warmed my heart to see Ed Scott's name. Did it look different? It was slight, but yeah, I see what you all meant. For one, it looked like he took the walls at Crimson Light and the Abbott house and expanded them out. There was a moment where that back area where the booths are at Crimson Light looked wider and same for the doors that go into another section at the Abbot house by the stairs. And I don't recall it being like that at either location. And then that camera angle through the stairs as Summer let herself into the house while Kyle and Claire were making out...totally old school Y&R. That said...the highlight today was Phyllis vs Sharon for me. I agree that MS played it toned down and that made her even more menacing. Like the Phyllis of old. And that I didn't mind. I would love to see her go farther in THIS vein...especially if it brings out Mal Young's Sharon who threatened to make Phyllis the 'one who's left in a puddle.' I was so bored seeing Kyle and Claire about to have sex...until Summer walked in. And I can't believe Summer! lol. She's happily coupled with Chance (who IMHO is more attractive). Why she all up in Kyle's busines? And so soon after they had finally gotten to a good place in their co-parenting. Just ugh. But...potential drama. I was over Billy/Sally. She deserves better. That said...I did like the history references (Y&R Billy loses the Jabot boat, Sally, Steffy, and the foodfight over on B&B). And that ending...MMMMM. BRING ON JILL!!!! I'm soooo ready.

That's not shocking. She's been over MiaBeLying since she lost the first chair at the reunion. I thought it was understood coming into this season that Gizelle has already targeted her.

🤐 Same. That's because Kate does not have the same history versus Alexis and Carly who have at least a decade worth.

The fact that this is after my favorite scene of Alexis going in on Carly during Gavin Wolf is just a bonus. Alexis literally had no more time to give to Carly and it was great to watch her light into her. hehe. Cool.

Hair. Makeup. Clothes. Everything was on point. And Alexis got great licks in. It really was a great scene. Everyone gave as good as they got. No propping to be seen at all. I have never disliked Shelly Altman. Now her co-writers on the other hand.

Can I say that NLG looks fine AF? lol. That said...yep...THAT'S Carly, too!!! lmao.

Oh, yes. I do like that JG has been setting up for Jill's return for a while for the wedding and to read Billy for filth. I am also hoping she does the same to Phyllis. I just hope that all the setup for Ashley to return for the wedding also pays off. I've been missing ED something fierce.

IKR!!! I've gotten used to LW as Carly but it's been more molded to LW's personality than LW becoming Carly. But THAT particular moment (and that brief period when she ran things) had CARLY written all over it and LW played it oooooh so well. To the hilt!!! I was watching my screen going...THAT! THAT...IS...CARLY. That meeting and there was one scene where she commanded the bodyguards with the quickness that I remember catching my eye. But alas, they had to make it about Jason and Carly showing mixed feelings as if Carly would have issues using the mob to cover each and every member of her family. I was smh.

Ewww

Ooooooooo