Dear 2nd family,

Yesterday I FINALLY learned the lesson about giving TMI. As you all should know I'm prone to tell too much information about myself around all of you as present in that latest thread about Chuck Pratt were I revealed to all of you my favorite source of entertainment. This was also present a few years ago when AMC/OLTL came back when I made a fool of myself in the "Holiday Miracles" thread.

You see, yesterday a lady came to me at work while I was eating in the break area, which is right next to both bathrooms. That is also the area were we keep our cleaning supplies and our supply of toilet paper and paper towels for the restrooms. Basically, she asked me if I could use the restroom and I said, "yes."

A few moments later she came out and said, "I've searched around for a few moments and I couldn't find any toilet paper." After she said that I turned around and handed her a roll then smiled then went back to my Spinach dip. As soon as I started eating she said,

"It's too late now because it smeared onto my underwear when I got up so if I were to wipe up my crack the part that is on my panties will go on my butt cheek."

PS. Sorry for not sending out this apology sooner. I was still gagging up the spinach dip, needless to say.

Oh, if there is major 'good' soap news at the same caliber as AMC/OLTL returning I may 'forget' about this lesson .

So, you apologize for sharing too much...by sharing too much?

I'm confused.

And wouldn't you have been better off doing this in a status update?

Strangely enough, I was.

So, you apologize for sharing too much...by sharing too much?

I'm confused.

And wouldn't you have been better off doing this in a status update?

It would have been to long for a status update. That said, just no that I'm sincere.

Sorry for the confusion. I'll clear it up in the morning. I hope that there isn't any hard feelings.

So, you apologize for sharing too much...by sharing too much?

I'm confused.

And wouldn't you have been better off doing this in a status update?

After all, you discussed Chaturbate in your Status Update a few days ago... Maybe the apology should have gone there too. It didn't really bother me one way or another, everybody says something that embarrasses them from time to time. Just keep an eye on your meds and get past it. Everyone else did.

After all, you discussed Chaturbate in your Status Update a few days ago... Maybe the apology should have gone there too. It didn't really bother me one way or another, everybody says something that embarrasses them from time to time. Just keep an eye on your meds and get past it. Everyone else did.

Is this directed toward me, slick, or toward allmc?

allmc.. I quoted u for his needing to put it in an update, which he did , a little while ago, which is how we knew he was talking about Chaurbate before he said it. Sorry for confusion.

Khan, you would never be the object of a dig from me. Reading your posts, Chits and several others were the reason I finally joined SON. You guys are great.

Again allmc, just watch your meds,and let it go, for the most part your posts are interesting as well. Just, please, ...the meds...

I love this board so much.

Dear 2nd family,

Yesterday I FINALLY learned the lesson about giving TMI. As you all should know I'm prone to tell too much information about myself around all of you as present in that latest thread about Chuck Pratt were I revealed to all of you my favorite source of entertainment. This was also present a few years ago when AMC/OLTL came back when I made a fool of myself in the "Holiday Miracles" thread.

You see, yesterday a lady came to me at work while I was eating in the break area, which is right next to both bathrooms. That is also the area were we keep our cleaning supplies and our supply of toilet paper and paper towels for the restrooms. Basically, she asked me if I could use the restroom and I said, "yes."

A few moments later she came out and said, "I've searched around for a few moments and I couldn't find any toilet paper." After she said that I turned around and handed her a roll then smiled then went back to my Spinach dip. As soon as I started eating she said,

"It's too late now because it smeared onto my underwear when I got up so if I were to wipe up my crack the part that is on my panties will go on my butt cheek."

PS. Sorry for not sending out this apology sooner. I was still gagging up the spinach dip, needless to say.

Oh, if there is major 'good' soap news at the same caliber as AMC/OLTL returning I may 'forget' about this lesson .

You know, I was really looking forward to having molten lava cake later for my anniversary dinner dessert, but now I can scratch that off of my to-do list.

TMI: Nature's way of keeping off the pounds.

WTF.

I love this board so much.

+1

After all, you discussed Chaturbate in your Status Update a few days ago... Maybe the apology should have gone there too. It didn't really bother me one way or another, everybody says something that embarrasses them from time to time. Just keep an eye on your meds and get past it. Everyone else did.

Lord, yes.

I don't think I can unread what I just read. I don't know what else to say (LMAO). TGIF, I guess.