With Blair & Tea it would be The Children's Hour.

Well we all know Tea is capable of the screechy Shirley MacLaine breakdown.

Fairuza, that mouth, those fangs, she was born to play witches and demons and whatnot. Ironically, I remember her most as sweet little Dorothy Gale.

Well we all know Tea is capable of the screechy Shirley MacLaine breakdown.

BLAHR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHR!

I do agree that I'd much rather Brody be the father of some kids in town. We need a young dad like him in Llanview.

I feel a warm glow inside whenever I imagine Brody as a dad, taking his son or daughter to school every morning (shirtless); or going to dance recitals or school plays (shirtless); or teaching them how to throw a football or ride a bike (shirtless).

WTG Markko!!! Jason Tam knocked this out of the park. He is THE one rootable teen for me.

I am so tired of Jessica, her pouting lips, and her "Cristian is suppose to love me" crap. Grow the #%@& up already.

Brody and Natalie are HOT!!!

Brody/Natalie

Ford is a [!@#$%^&*] pervert.

I am LOVING this Langston/Markko scenes.

Yeah, it's really 'hot' for a phony, Clairol red-haired woman/child to down a bottle of cheap booze and then go sleep with her amnesiac sisters boyfriend because the androidian cop (whose relationship she constantly undermined to the point of ruination) she's obsessed with didn't show up at midnight; per the demands of a inappropriate note she left him.  But I would expect that out of Natalie, it's what she does.  No shock.  It's not the first time she's been a home wrecker, and it probably won't be the last.  If I cared about Brody a hair more than I do, I'd be more disappointed in him for allowing himself to get swept up in her game.

Markko was fantastic. Jason Tam was beyond awesome. Equivalent to the best. I was clued to the scene. Langston is such a pathetic creature. BU did pathetic reasonably well but otherwise her performance was unremarkable. Markko just amazing. Hope he keeps his angry edge, way better than the sweet loving guy who gets stamped on.

Natalie and Brody are hot.

Yeah, it's really 'hot' for a phony, Clairol red-haired woman/child to down a bottle of cheap booze and then go sleep with her amnesiac sisters boyfriend because the androidian cop (whose relationship she constantly undermined to the point of ruination) she's obsessed with didn't show up at midnight; per the demands of a inappropriate note she left him.  But I would expect that out of Natalie, it's what she does.  No shock.  It's not the first time she's been a home wrecker, and it probably won't be the last.  If I cared about Brody a hair more than I do, I'd be more disappointed in him for allowing himself to get swept up in her game.

That's it, the terrorists have won. ;-P

I feel a warm glow inside whenever I imagine Brody as a dad, taking his son or daughter to school every morning (shirtless); or going to dance recitals or school plays (shirtless); or teaching them how to throw a football or ride a bike (shirtless).

+1

It really does warm my heart to think about that, especially considering that troll that he once thought was his son has all of a sudden forgotten about him for the all incredible Rex Balsom.

It really does warm my heart to think about that, especially considering that troll that he once thought was his son has all of a sudden forgotten about him for the all incredible Rex Balsom.

I know I should feel like the most horrible person alive for wishing for Shane's leukemia to return and be declared incurable.

I know I should...and yet, I still manage to sleep like a baby every night.

Something about Ford creeps me out.

You're only now thinking this? lol

Is the Markko bumper online? The Markko scenes were great, but I'm still not sure they were worth this mess of a story...

(I went to school, and was good friends--well he was actually one of my first crushes--with Fairuza B's cousin and met her a couple of times--this was between her being in Return to Oz and her teen stuff. Really nice girl--of course I was younger and obsessed with Return to Oz so a bit in awe...)

Edited May 21, 201015 yr by EricMontreal22

Woah.....I can't believe they showed that! Brody "pushing" into Natalie and she was moaning. LOL

Did anyone see Christian "In Living Color" Bumper

Woah.....I can't believe they showed that! Brody "pushing" into Natalie and she was moaning.

If only they'd done it on a pile of cash, lol.

Did anyone see Christian "In Living Color" Bumper

Yes, it was epic! I was shocked he had his old facial hair. They clearly filmed some of these awhile ago. I hope everyone is getting new opening shots!