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I'm just waiting... He does this quite often; works up in the North, with the Inuit/Autochetones. He's an MD, a physician, an Endcrinologist, and his "mission" is the high incidence of diabetes among Canada's native peoples.

This last stint has gone on rather long. In the old days I used to drive to the airport and wait but,... well I wish I had tonight.

And his flight still hasn't left Winnipeg. Long night.

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Thanks!

We live in Montreal, so once he boards a plane it could be anywhere from 2 to 4 hours, depending. Once he lands it's maybe a 20 minute ride home by cab. I've driven it in under 10. But I've had a bit of wine so forget that.

He won't want to board some flimsy prop plane after flying into Winnipeg, he'll want the the comfort of a big jet. Oh! There's the phone!

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How's this for satire?

Hey! Little Guy

Comb your hair, fix your skintone

Soon he will open the door

Don't think because there's a ring on your finger

You needn't try anymore

For partners should always be lovers too

Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you

I'm warning you...

Day after day

There are boys at the office

And men will always be men

Don't send him off with your hair still in greaseballs

You may not see him again

For partners should always be lovers too

Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you

He's almost here...

Hey! Little guy

Better wear something hunky

Something you'd wear to go to the city and

Dim all the lights, pour the wine, start the music

Time to get ready for love

Time to get ready

Time to get ready for love

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This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about St.Louis:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in St. Louis.

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If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your St. Louis friends & others, you live or have lived in St. Louis.

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