Faulkner

Um. Will Smith just slapped the taste out of Chris Rock’s mouth for saying Jada looked like G.I. Jane.

These Oscars are trying sooo hard to feel younger but it just feels sloppy and slapdash. And padded, even though they relegated eight awards to the pre-show. I kept thinking that during the interminable standup/Schumer monologue that they could have handed out two or three awards in that time.

This guy Adrian does not miss 🇺🇸

GH has had a lot of temps recently.

Wee Hong from Singapore 🇸🇬

Neville, hot doctor from Vegas 🇺🇸

This couple from Rio 🇧🇷

OMG. I hadn’t looked at Twitter so this is my first time seeing this. How awful…

RC would definitely do it.

Well, I just wondered about a “Who’s the daddy?” plot today with Esme talking about a pregnancy, then asking Nikolas if she could stay the night with him. If not now, then soon. They need to get Portia away from Curtis. They are not a snooze together, and Brook Kerr has a lot of potential. This is an actress who *ate* in scenes up against Vernee Watson, which is no small task.

I might have missed it, but has Portia checked Esme yet? I really want to see that scene. Carly digging into her ass was fun.

I was thinking Sally would be a good candidate too. They’re already playing her as sort of a scammer who wants to skip steps on the ladder to the top. It would actually give Genoa City a *legitimate* reason to hate her. And Adam could be her Sunny Balwani.

I was initially put off by the more timid take on Trina in the scenes with Portia/Taggert and Cam/Joss, but then I saw her modulate and grow in assertiveness as her conversation progressed with Joss and thought, “Maybe she’s good.” She certainly *sounds* a lot like Sydney Mikayla at times, which helps. But again, the main question is how she blends with Nicholas Chavez, who is just adorable. He’s just soooo good, and today was no exception. Mark Teschner really nailed that one. NuJordan on the other hand… At least she’s consistent? But yeah it’s Sexy Robot Policewoman all the time… I suppose she’s as good or better than Angie Harmon or Elisabeth Röhm were on Law & Order. She would work as a rarely seen professional presence but don’t call on her to interact emotionally. I like how Esme is not just impacting the teen scene. She’s a menace affecting a lot of the canvas…

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“Tapped that”

Tajh fills out a shirt pretty nicely himself.

That’s actually refreshingly realistic LOL. The most realistic thing about this story…

Tyler Christopher (GH, DAYS) is going to join Maurice Benard on State of Mind to talk about his struggles. This photo 😯

Bruce from China 🇨🇳

More Vassia from Canada 🇨🇦

Just saw what happened with Brooksby. Absolutely should have been a default. But wbk tennis umpiring is trash.

It seems like every day someone is asking someone else to join their company. How many jobs has Nate had? It’s not like he’ll actually be shown working, so I don’t know what the point is.