and I have to say, IA with this

Friday's show crashed to a screeching halt whenever it went to the rest of the stories. You could almost hear a faint, sad trombone sound during the scene transitions.

JASON AND SAM are having a shootout and reminiscing about all of the other times they were in mortal peril. Or at least that's the gist I've gotten from the few seconds their scenes have managed to keep my interest: bullets and talk about how Jason is great. Fantastic.

MURPHY AND BRENDAare STILL talking about his proposal and his status as a famous movie star and her romantic past and it is KILLING ME. It is KILLING ME, IN MY SOUL. It is all so dull and so repetitive and such an epic waste of Brenda and Vanessa Marcil's awesomeness. I know that the writers don't want Brenda back in Port Charles right away to do things like "comfort her best friend after the implosion of her marriage" and "visit her surrogate family, the Quartermaines" (the former because they've rewritten Brenda and Robin's relationship and downgraded it to friends and the latter because there are hardly any Qs for her to go visit) because they want a big, dramatic, surprise reunion in Rome with Sonny, who happens to be planning to head there when he jumps bail. Except it kind of doesn't count as dramatic or surprising when it is as heavily telegraphed as this has been. But since the writers can't grasp even the simplest of concepts (such as murderers being poor choices for romantic heroes), we are stuck with Murphy, the dullest movie star of all time, and Adrienne Barbeau.

SONNY is in danger of another murder trial. What a nuisance the legal system is! I have to admit that I've been fast-forwarding most of these scenes, because my interest in Sonny's legal problems (which we all know he is NEVER going to pay for) doesn't exist, and my interest in seeing Dante try to prove Sonny's innocence is even less than non-existent.

Diane gets a few quality quips in at Sonny's expense:

Diane: You pay me triple for this. Just stop going around shooting people, you could save yourself a considerable amount of money.

But overall, 90% of the show just a complete waste of my time. I am considering taking up an incredibly boring hobby so that I could do the hobby during the boring parts of the show and be able to say, "The Sonny scenes were so boring that I [insert boring hobby here]" to make my point. But at the moment, I'll settle for italics: Booooooooring.

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God, such a UPGRADE.

Upgrade? Psh, that's like being told you have a room at the Plaza Hotel and then being told you've been "upgraded" to a better room, only to discover you've been moved to a housekeeping closet in the basement.

Edited August 31, 201015 yr by bellcurve

Upgrade? Psh, that's like being told you have a room at the Plaza Hotel and then being told you've been "upgraded" to a better room, only to discover you've been moved to a housekeeping closet in the basement.

+1 WIN!

They could have Billy Warlock return as Ghost AJ and taunt Carly. That would really rattle her.

I would love that if it was only this Carly.

There's only one "Carlybabes" to Warlock's AJ.

OMG, Brenda is on again and she is STILL boring

OMG, Lulu and Carly are SHRIEKING at each other. This is the definition of irritating

OMG, we are on friggin DAY EIGHT of this stupid Sam bullsh-t. She and Jason are STILL in the damn cabin. I give up. Really I do.

Brooke: "If you think Im leaving here with nothing, then you better think again

Priceless pic.

Adrienne Leon - looking fierce as ever. Gosh how I miss her, maybe I'll have to watch GH again...

Edited August 31, 201015 yr by sheilaforever

Carly please just go clink boom. Hey Lisa Niles, can you please rid us of the plague that is Carly?

Upgrade? Psh, that's like being told you have a room at the Plaza Hotel and then being told you've been "upgraded" to a better room, only to discover you've been moved to a housekeeping closet in the basement.

LOL if that's not the truth

OMG, Brenda is on again and she is STILL boring

OMG, Lulu and Carly are SHRIEKING at each other. This is the definition of irritating

OMG, we are on friggin DAY EIGHT of this stupid Sam bullsh-t. She and Jason are STILL in the damn cabin. I give up. Really I do.

Yup this sums up todays show pretty well.

Claire and Sonny are great.

Sonny and Brenda. +

PURE HATE

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the most vile, dirtiest, most revolting piece of trash on daytime television in action

She even does her signature ghetto head roll

Edited August 31, 201015 yr by Cheap21

Oh My GOD the Ghetto Head Roll!!!

Haha...NOT.

I hate that bitch Carly. You go Brook. You knock that c*nt down a peg or ten.

By the way, Nancy Lee Grahn was mysteriously absent from the credits today. And who was in her place? WHO, might you ask?

Leslie Charleson.

Guza to Leslie:

But I will admit that I like bitchy carly better than whiney, romantic heroin wannabe carly.

It's just the way Laura Wright plays her.

PURE HATE

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the most vile, dirtiest, most revolting piece of trash on daytime television in action

She even does her signature ghetto head roll

Ugh! Just double and triple UGH!

With her being such a horrid bitch to women half her age, it makes it look like she's just being an abusive mother. Put a flask in one hand, a Virginia Slim in the other, and there you have it.

But I will admit that I like bitchy carly better than whiney, romantic heroin wannabe carly.

It's just the way Laura Wright plays her.

Wrong.

I don't have the energy to bash that silly hoe today. Even I deserve a day off from something so taxing.

I don't have the energy to bash that silly hoe today. Even I deserve a day off from something so taxing.

If she keeps this up, I may actually start sanctioning for Brenda AND Olivia to beat her silly and you know thats saying alot coming from me.

Ugh! Just double and triple UGH!

With her being such a horrid bitch to women half her age, it makes it look like she's just being an abusive mother. Put a flask in one hand, a Virginia Slim in the other, and there you have it.

She's so pathetic. Its amazing how she doesnt realize how ridiculous she looks messing around with a bunch of 20 something girls and their sex lives. I mean really? Joceyln doesnt stand a chance with her as a mother

Edited August 31, 201015 yr by Cheap21