Wait, John can be the father of Natalie's baby?

First of all, I wish you guys posting here were writing the show. Secondly, Jessica's baby can't possibly be Ford's, right? They didn't get that far into it, did they? Can you get pregnant from kissing?

I think there is still a question mark about how far they went.

Natalie had sex with John a day or two after she had sex with Brody didn't she?

Whatever happens I just don't want to see Tess again, ever. Not after the last time. Someone needs to keep Tess and Niki Smith permanently drugged into comas.

Natalie had sex with John a day or two after she had sex with Brody didn't she?

Whatever happens I just don't want to see Tess again, ever. Not after the last time. Someone needs to keep Tess and Niki Smith permanently drugged into comas.

Yes she did. Natalie had sex with Brody the same night Jessica did whatever with Ford. And again, Natalie had sex with John the same night that Jessica had sex with Brody. So get ready for them to go into labor at the same time also.

I can just hear it now.....

"In a SHOCKING and GROUNDBREAKING twist, we find out Jesicca is secretly a full functioning hermaphrodite, who's alter personality "Ted" fathered her OWN baby..........And NATALIE'S!"

I think there is still a question mark about how far they went.

Apparently not anymore. Ick. Tie this chick's tubes please.

I have this nightmare image of a baby switch/kidnapping scenario where they DNA the remaining baby but since Jess and Nat are "twins" they rely on the father's DNA and the dad is Brody but since he banged them both two days apart it could still be either baby then they test for maternal DNA and rebuke Jess. So it turns out Brody fathered babies off of twins so cousins are genetic "siblings" because their DNA is the same then Brody eats his gun because...well...wouldn't you?

Edited July 13, 201015 yr by marceline

Natalie had sex with John a day or two after she had sex with Brody didn't she?

Whatever happens I just don't want to see Tess again, ever. Not after the last time. Someone needs to keep Tess and Niki Smith permanently drugged into comas.

Better not watch the upcoming "What If..." websiode with BW and DZ then...

I am so sick of these storylines. Why don't condoms exist on soaps? I know Nat and Brody were drunk (though miraculously were sober enough to drive after the deed was done) but I somehow manage to remember condoms when I'm drunk Sheesh--and are no women on soaps on the pill? Considering that nearly all my female friends are, it seems odd...

I am so sick of these storylines. Why don't condoms exist on soaps? I know Nat and Brody were drunk (though miraculously were sober enough to drive after the deed was done) but I somehow manage to remember condoms when I'm drunk Sheesh--and are no women on soaps on the pill? Considering that nearly all my female friends are, it seems odd...

+1

Jess was "punished" for Tess' promiscuity with the Hep-C, I think more people should get STDs on soaps when they're irresponsible like that. I'd bet the farm that Ford's passed HPV onto a pizza delivery girl or two.

I can just hear it now.....

"In a SHOCKING and GROUNDBREAKING twist, we find out Jesicca is secretly a full functioning hermaphrodite, who's alter personality "Ted" fathered her OWN baby..........And NATALIE'S!"

This ain't Passions.

I am glad that Nat is pregnant, but Jessica too?! I have no idea how this story will go, I just want Natalie's baby to live and for it to be Brody's.

Jess was "punished" for Tess' promiscuity with the Hep-C, I think more people should get STDs on soaps when they're irresponsible like that. I'd bet the farm that Ford's passed HPV onto a pizza delivery girl or two.

Executive Story Consultants: Mark Pinter and Colleen Zenk.

Jessica doesn't need another baby conceived while crazy. She needs to go away to the kookyhouse and leave Brody a single, hot dad for awhile for the other ladies to pick at.

Natalie is another story. The story is so formulaic now. I'd switch it up - have it be revealed that while she was still single, a grieving Natalie tried some sort of in vitro thing with Jared's frozen sperm, to have a last piece of him and their love. So after months of agonizing over whether she's having Brody's or John's baby, wait! - it's dead Jared's! And she warns John she's keeping it, putting a wedge between them on top of the reveal about her having slept with Brody. But wait! There's more! Come the due date, it turns out Natalie's having not one baby, but two - Viki-style fraternal twins from two different men! That's right, she's having a baby by Jared and a baby by John, and she and John just broke up over the first baby, and another man is at her side. And the shippers at either end of the spectrum would explode. I hate Jolie, but you could milk all that for years to come.

Executive Story Consultants: Mark Pinter and Colleen Zenk.

ooooooOOOHHH...

I am so sick of these storylines. Why don't condoms exist on soaps? I know Nat and Brody were drunk (though miraculously were sober enough to drive after the deed was done) but I somehow manage to remember condoms when I'm drunk Sheesh--and are no women on soaps on the pill? Considering that nearly all my female friends are, it seems odd...

Exactly. Not just the pill, but none of these women have apparently ever heard of the morning after pill. The stories on the soaps are so dated. This is why they will continue to struggle to attract younger viewers.