Billy is not going to bed Dru. She's not vanilla like CK or like how she plays Lily.

After Billy has sex with each and every one of them, of course.

That's not a snorkel in his pocket!

Queen MAB's new hit single! "To The Lake"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

Mmmmmm

To the lake, to the lake,

all the good people to the lake, to the lake,

if I want them gone

then they're off

I will have them frozen

I will have them burned

And keep telling me that I'm horrible

Truth is I'm doing it all by design and

You must think that I'm a hack

but Truth is I'm channeling Bell!

Sitting in my office, scratching my groin and watching porn

Thinking about who the hell wants to write a stupid soap?

I sure don't!

CHORUS:

You must not know 'bout me,

You must not know 'bout me

I can destroy this show in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be dead in six months, yeaaaaah!

You must not know 'bout me

You must not know 'bout me

I will kill all your favorites in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be cruel and painful, yeaaaaah!

I don't care if he was dead

I'll ressurect him and make him a fag!

That will take care of the gays

Who keep complaining all these dayz!

And then it's stupid Adam!

He has to go crazy, he HAS to be a satan!

And then poor Patty Jane,

I wonder if they'll like it if she cuts her veins?

Let me go ask Paul

what to do with those useless blacks

it seems to me that,

they should all die faaaaaast

in the lake!

CHORUS repeat

So since I'm so damn bored

Why don't I make Traci a killer

A serial killer yeeeeeeah!

She can kill all those Abbotts yeah,

and when she's done with everyone

I'll just send her over toooo

over to the laaaaaaake!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

don't you ever for second get to thinking

you won't end up in the lake!

CHORUS repeat (x2)

Rinse and repeat.

#1 on Billboard!

Queen MAB's new hit single! "To The Lake"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

Mmmmmm

To the lake, to the lake,

all the good people to the lake, to the lake,

if I want them gone

then they're off

I will have them frozen

I will have them burned

And keep telling me that I'm horrible

Truth is I'm doing it all by design and

You must think that I'm a hack

but Truth is I'm channeling Bell!

Sitting in my office, scratching my groin and watching porn

Thinking about who the hell wants to write a stupid soap?

I sure don't!

CHORUS:

You must not know 'bout me,

You must not know 'bout me

I can destroy this show in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be dead in six months, yeaaaaah!

You must not know 'bout me

You must not know 'bout me

I will kill all your favorites in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be cruel and painful, yeaaaaah!

I don't care if he was dead

I'll ressurect him and make him a fag!

That will take care of the gays

Who keep complaining all these dayz!

And then it's stupid Adam!

He has to go crazy, he HAS to be a satan!

And then poor Patty Jane,

I wonder if they'll like it if she cuts her veins?

Let me go ask Paul

what to do with those useless blacks

it seems to me that,

they should all die faaaaaast

in the lake!

CHORUS repeat

So since I'm so damn bored

Why don't I make Traci a killer

A serial killer yeeeeeeah!

She can kill all those Abbotts yeah,

and when she's done with everyone

I'll just send her over toooo

over to the laaaaaaake!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

don't you ever for second get to thinking

you won't end up in the lake!

CHORUS repeat (x2)

Rinse and repeat.

#1 on Billboard!

Thank you, I need that. Maybe when they get cancel they'll save Traci killing everbody then. Blacks must go first. At least that what happens in the horror movies. I'm sure Paul Rauch love those movies.

Edited February 17, 201015 yr by MoTheGreat

You're welcome!

Here's the music accompaniement

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=o0YCDiJjdJ0

The single was just released today, but I think it's going to go platinum soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Edited February 17, 201015 yr by YRBB

Will Maria be the first to have an official decapitation scene? Maybe that will be Traci's way of killing!

Queen MAB's new hit single! "To The Lake"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

Mmmmmm

To the lake, to the lake,

all the good people to the lake, to the lake,

if I want them gone

then they're off

I will have them frozen

I will have them burned

And keep telling me that I'm horrible

Truth is I'm doing it all by design and

You must think that I'm a hack

but Truth is I'm channeling Bell!

Sitting in my office, scratching my groin and watching porn

Thinking about who the hell wants to write a stupid soap?

I sure don't!

CHORUS:

You must not know 'bout me,

You must not know 'bout me

I can destroy this show in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be dead in six months, yeaaaaah!

You must not know 'bout me

You must not know 'bout me

I will kill all your favorites in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be cruel and painful, yeaaaaah!

I don't care if he was dead

I'll ressurect him and make him a fag!

That will take care of the gays

Who keep complaining all these dayz!

And then it's stupid Adam!

He has to go crazy, he HAS to be a satan!

And then poor Patty Jane,

I wonder if they'll like it if she cuts her veins?

Let me go ask Paul

what to do with those useless blacks

it seems to me that,

they should all die faaaaaast

in the lake!

CHORUS repeat

So since I'm so damn bored

Why don't I make Traci a killer

A serial killer yeeeeeeah!

She can kill all those Abbotts yeah,

and when she's done with everyone

I'll just send her over toooo

over to the laaaaaaake!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

don't you ever for second get to thinking

you won't end up in the lake!

CHORUS repeat (x2)

Rinse and repeat.

#1 on Billboard!

Win.

Queen MAB's new hit single! "To The Lake"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

Mmmmmm

To the lake, to the lake,

all the good people to the lake, to the lake,

if I want them gone

then they're off

I will have them frozen

I will have them burned

And keep telling me that I'm horrible

Truth is I'm doing it all by design and

You must think that I'm a hack

but Truth is I'm channeling Bell!

Sitting in my office, scratching my groin and watching porn

Thinking about who the hell wants to write a stupid soap?

I sure don't!

CHORUS:

You must not know 'bout me,

You must not know 'bout me

I can destroy this show in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be dead in six months, yeaaaaah!

You must not know 'bout me

You must not know 'bout me

I will kill all your favorites in a minute

Matter of fact it'll be cruel and painful, yeaaaaah!

I don't care if he was dead

I'll ressurect him and make him a fag!

That will take care of the gays

Who keep complaining all these dayz!

And then it's stupid Adam!

He has to go crazy, he HAS to be a satan!

And then poor Patty Jane,

I wonder if they'll like it if she cuts her veins?

Let me go ask Paul

what to do with those useless blacks

it seems to me that,

they should all die faaaaaast

in the lake!

CHORUS repeat

So since I'm so damn bored

Why don't I make Traci a killer

A serial killer yeeeeeeah!

She can kill all those Abbotts yeah,

and when she's done with everyone

I'll just send her over toooo

over to the laaaaaaake!

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

To the Lake,

don't you ever for second get to thinking

you won't end up in the lake!

CHORUS repeat (x2)

Rinse and repeat.

#1 on Billboard!

LOVE IT.

Maria and her henchmen troll the boards. Maybe this will be the new themesong.

LOVE IT.

Maria and her henchmen troll the boards. Maybe this will be the new themesong.

Yes, And the new credits should have massive killings of characters... at the lake, of course! A new batch of characters every day!

I find it funny that when Maria came on boared she was given credit for fixing LML's mess considering she has become LML herself. Here are some similarities.

LML: Made Colleen and Victoria intrested in art when they really had no intrest in it before unless you count Colleen's dancing. Let's not forget the award winning reliquary storyline.

MAB: Introduced Sabrina and had Victor become intrested in art. She made Daniel a painter who can successfully forge paintings without much art experience. One word, Terroni.

LML: Her death count John, Dru, Carmen, Ji-min, and Plum.

MAB: Her death count Sabrina, David, Walter Palin, Brad, Marge, Colleen, and Dr. Taylor.

LML: Who killed Carmen?

MAB: Who killed Fake FBI Agent Guy?

LML: She tried to impose her "hippy" beliefs into the show (ex: no water bottles, fur, or real diamonds).

MAB: She gave us the ashram and hippy Jana.

LML: Made Gloria the star of the show and tried to make the Fisher-Baldwins a core family.

MAB: Despite the vast majority of hate for Gloria and her husband, they are still on this show. She's also added family members to the Fisher-Baldwins.

LML and MAB have both:

1.given storylines to Phyllis that should have been centered around other characters.

2. made Jill non-existent.

3. made Jack a fool.

4. tried to give Amber ties to the show.

5. have given Daniel dumb stories.

I find it funny that when Maria came on boared she was given credit for fixing LML's mess considering she has become LML herself. Here are some similarities.

LML: Her death count John, Dru, Carmen, Ji-min, and Plum.

MAB: Her death count Sabrina, David, Walter Palin, Brad, Marge, Colleen, and Dr. Taylor.

Who Adam female friend die under? I forgot her name but I know a lot of viewers liked her.

Who Adam female friend die under? I forgot her name but I know a lot of viewers liked her.

Skye. She was killed early with Sheffer. That type of ugly violence against women, especially an independent-minded woman, was classic Sheffer/Rauch.

Who knows, maybe she is plagiarising Lynn Latham's bibles too. It's definitely a possibility.

Now you can say for sure that Maria Arena is a much worse writer than Latham is. I did not like a single thing Latham wrote, but some people did like stuff from her primetime gigs. With Maria — no such luck.

LML: Her death count John, Dru, Carmen, Ji-min, and Plum.

MAB: Her death count Sabrina, David, Walter Palin, Brad, Marge, Colleen, and Dr. Taylor.

Death Counts

Latham

John

Drucilla

Carmen

Ji Min

Plum

Milan

Reliquary Nazi's

Pheila

Tom

Maria

Sabrina

David

Walter

Hope

Zapato

Brad

Clint

Marge

Dr. Taylor

Colleen

Skye

Who knows, maybe she is plagiarising Lynn Latham's bibles too. It's definitely a possibility.

Now you can say for sure that Maria Arena is a much worse writer than Latham is. I did not like a single thing Latham wrote,

I liked the Daniel porn SL. It was today, relevant, horny, trashy... cutting edge, it popped the pompous bubble of bitch princess Lily... all things I LOVE. But it was DROPPED like a hot potato. Who knows, it could have been Alden's brainchild, I can't remember the exact timeline, but did that come along when Latham and Alden were a "team"? (and I use that word loosely).

Edited February 17, 201015 yr by alphanguy74